May 30
hamton (hamster patton)
Loading...
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Austria
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Belarus
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
hamton (hamster patton)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
beafts
@scifigrl47 sent me an amazing D&D Mimic Christmas ornament, and I knew immediately he needed to live on my footed egg cup.
[ID: a photograph of a round Christmas ornament with purple wrinkly skin, multiple yellow eyes, and a tongue emerging grotesquely from a sharp-toothed mouth. The ornament rests on a white china egg cup which stands on human feet. I have made a Creature.]
post became unrebloggable which is, in my opinion, a travesty
A beaft from a medieval manuscript
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
my beaft, he is one millimeter long
too small! jail for tinyness.
To whoever called Jin Dahaad "BEAFT" before he was properly unveiled, just know it has stuck in my lexicon since, and it's so funny that this is my favorite MH Wilds monster next to Rey Dau and Arkveld.
Blessed be to thy Apex of Ice, the BEAFT...
HOWARD MOON from THE MIGHTY BOOSH
JUSTIFICATION:
"I know we are all mostly agreed that Vince Noir's got something going on gender-wise, but I'd like to present a more esoteric theory to the court, if I may. Consider: Howard Moon, a cocktail of assorted gender neuroses in the approximate shape of a woman. She spends half her time attempting to perform masculinity and the other half being painfully jealous of her easygoing, casually androgynous best friend, and most of her self-consciousness seems to stem from a persistent failure to be as butch as she thinks she should be. Plus she looks great in lipstick. It's a no-brainer.
Transitioning would also solve most of Howard's problems with women. Can you imagine how many girls would go nuts for a tall, awkward, jazz-loving lesbian who waxes lyrical about elbow patches and whose wardrobe consists entirely of corduroy and tweed? Howard would be much happier as a woman and probably much more fun to hang around with. No further questions, Your Honour." - @beaft
COULD TRANSITION HAVE SAVED HER?
Yes
No
It would make her worse
It would make her worse (affectionate)
Reminder: Submissions are always open! Submit here!
Did you make your daily click today?