Don’t Tell Mom I = [Dab]
@theincredibledash
Dash had gotten into a fight at school. Dash had gotten detention. Dash had been grounded. Dash’s grounding was now over. Dash deserved to celebrate.
Now, don’t get Bob wrong. The whole fighting thing was--deep sigh--bad. It was disappointing. It was concerning. It made Bob feel helpless, not knowing what it was Dash needed from them. He blamed himself, as all good parents do, wondering if it was the moving. If it was the stifling of magic.
But, Dash had served his time and now, like any criminal, was out on parole. And Bob was said parole officer.
And said parole officer had decided it was time for ice cream.
“Now, don’t tell Mom,” Bob told his eldest boy conspiratorially, as he steered him by the back of the neck into the garage and unlocked the car. He gave Dash a friendly little shove towards the passenger seat and they both clambered into the family car. “She’ll kick your ass, then mine, and then, I’ll kick yours too,” he said this as he started up the car and pulled out of the garage.
It would be a familiar speech to Dash. One that Bob always gave whenever he went behind Helen’s back like this. (For the record: he would never do so in any way that actually would be a problem. Sometimes, fathers and sons just needed their secrets.)










