SCP-? -bd-goopkakyoin
Interview Audio Transcript for SCP-904:
[BEGIN LOG]
Agent Taylor: "....You- you want me to interview a vat of green slime."
Doctor Dollar: "Uh, yeah. By the way, he's not, like, an inanimate object-"
Agent Taylor: "It's a slime vat. It can't speak-"
(*There's a bubbling noise aside, but SCP-904 speaks*)
SCP-904: "I can hear you, you know."
(*More bubbling sounds, presumably SCP-904 shifting form as to communicate better.*)
SCP-904: "Much better. You have no idea how cramped this tiny little bucket is."
Agent Taylor: "...that 'bucket' is half the size of a king sized bed-"
Doctor Dollar: "Sorry about that- anyway, my name is Dr. Dollar, and we wanted to talk to you-"
SCP-904: "You don't look like a doctor."
Doctor Dollar: *laughing light heartedly* "Appearances can deceiving! So, shapeshifting, huh; that's so cool! What limits are there to this?"
SCP-904: *jokingly* "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
Doctor Dollar: "Uh- okay, maybe we can do this later; maybe with something bigger so you're more comfortable?"
SCP-904: "That's a considerate thought. Who's idea was it to put me in such a tiny container, anyway."
Agent Taylor: "Vat! Half the size! Of a king-sized bed!"
