Teddy: *looking at my Steam account* "...105 hours of Plants vs. Zombies?"
Me: "YEAH. WHAT OF IT?"
Teddy: "I am... disgusted."
Me: "Shut up, it's the Game of the Year edition."
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Teddy: *looking at my Steam account* "...105 hours of Plants vs. Zombies?"
Me: "YEAH. WHAT OF IT?"
Teddy: "I am... disgusted."
Me: "Shut up, it's the Game of the Year edition."

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I just got hella nostalgic about the buttcave...
"I'd like to jack every Captain Jack."
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Teddy's Priorities
Teddy: I wanted to do an impression of Great Gatsby.
Teddy: But my brain said BATMAN.

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Jelly: Just because you're British doesn't mean you've been to Gallifrey.
Teddy: Excuse me, Gallifrey is in Wales so yes I have been there.
OUR 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS 1 JULY/JULY 1ST!
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This date was intensely researched by theprofessorstrikesagain, greeneyednoah Teddy, and nyx/thecountessoflandsfeld. Do not debate it as we spent WAYYYY too much time doing this.
Shauwna: It also kinds of ties in to my "mansion or TINY HOUSE" dilemma
Shauwna: Do I want to live in sprawling open spaces or adorable compact ones?
Shauwna: Do I want to be a fucking hoarder or live like a monk or some shit
Shauwna: My family does not have good storage habits
Shauwna: there's a bag of clothes here that i haven't seen in about three years
Shauwna: literally just sitting in the unreachable part of my closet
Shauwna: And see there's the tiny house part of me, that's like "what's the point of owning stuff you don't use? what's the point of having that space if you're only going to use the tiny house amount?"
Shauwna: I'M HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CLOSET
Shauwna: *CRISIS* OH MY GOD