#bb mort

"It's fresh. It's meat. You're welcome."

Reblogs greatly appreciated!

I have so many ideas for the restaurant in Fresh Meat!

The electricity is janky, most of the lights don't work, and the ones that do flicker constantly.

An eagle-eyed fan recently spotted that there's a kitchen stain in canon that has been there for at least three years.

Branching from this, the restaurant in Fresh Meat is old and gross. Everything is dirty and has a layer of grease on it, making any surface slick to touch.

As previously mentioned, I imagine freshmeat!Mort to be a man of few words. But I also see him as extremely blunt/abrupt. He's a man of business, he's not here to make friends.

BUT, I can see him having an extremely dry sense of humour.

An unspoken dynamic forms between him and freshmeat!Bob, as fm!Bob is more short-tempered than canon Bob. He will frequently tell customers to leave if he deems them as food novices.

If you listen close enough you can hear fm!Mort have a quiet little chuckle to himself when Bob snaps at customers. From these snippets of not-really-interaction an unspoken bond is formed.