Mar 24, 2015
I love the justice system in Dwarf Fortress.
During the early part of the game where my prison was not yet built I appointed 10 dwarves as guardsmen to keep the peace. Shortly after there was a mayor that violated a trade agreement. What did my fine upstanding bastions of justice decide was the appropriate response to this minor, white-collar crime?
Immediate. Fucking. Gang. Beating.
10 stout little fuckers wearing leather gloves with iron studs and steel-shod boots just knocked this ex-city official’s teeth across the dining room. Good times.
