"Little black things"
(Not to double up on France, buuuut... A French guest and his family approach the desk.)
GUEST: We have never seen basketshow before. We would like tickets for the Nets Game on Saturday. CONCIERGE: Sure thing! We do have access to tickets through a broker, but because it's the playoffs, the tickets are expensive. They start at $250 apiece. GUEST: Are they good locations? CONCIERGE: The seats are in Section 207, so they're central, but they are up in the top level. GUEST: Hmm. But can we see the game? CONCIERGE: Yes, you can see the game just fine, it's just further back. GUEST: But we can see it? CONCIERGE: Yes, absolutely. GUEST: So we will not be trying hard to see little black things very far away? CONCIERGE: (blinks) No. GUEST: "Ohhh, I can see tiny black dots moving," ha ha ha! CONCIERGE: Ha ha, yeahhh. GUEST: (laughs) Okay, we take them.
