3 minute personality test
my best bee @simmerberlin tagged me thank
Rules: pick a character you want to answer the question with and answer them
1. How many people have you kissed whose names you don’t remember?
G: It’s not anyone’s business.
M: It’s very hard to count all the lips I’ve kissed... But you can be next *wink wink*
G: Gross.
2. Do you use more than the advised amount of softener when you do laundry?
M: Who needs laundry.
G: I use as much as it is needed.
3. Where would you go if no one had to know you were there?
G: Back to the womb.
M: I don’t like hiding. People should know I am here, right? I’m the star of everyone’s story.
4. If you are reading a book and the book stirs something deep inside you, and nobody is around to hear it, do you still make a sound?
G: No.
M: I don’t read anything.
5. When you are faking eye contact, do you look at someone’s eyebrows, mouth, or nose?
G: I never fake it because making people uncomfortable by looking straight into their soul satisfy me.
M: Tits.
6. What is your mother’s maiden name?
G: Ugh...
M: I don’t even remember she existed.
7. Do you know where your house keys are right now?
G: In my pocked.
M: In G’s pocked of course.
G: What?
M: What what? I live with you now.
8. Are you first to sadness or to anger?
M: Anger I think.
G: *looking at Mel* Disgust.
9. How many texts that you haven’t replied to are currently in your inbox?
M: I don’t write to or with anyone. I just... Prefer eye to eye contact.
G: I don’t use phone. And I don’t have friends.
10. Does this mean you are too popular or too distant?
M: Of course I’m popular have you seen my face?!
G: ...
G: Popularity is for stupid people.
11. If you had to watch a montage of all the worst things you’ve ever done, would you still be able to sleep that night?
M: At least I’d have a chance to look at my glorious ass.
G: If I can sleep today then I can sleep after this.
12. Do you check your shoes for spiders before you put them on?
M: OH SHIT THERE CAN BE SPIDERS
G: ...
13. Are you ever afraid you’re not very good at kissing?
M: The fuck?!
G: ...
14. Is there anything cruel about love?
G: Don’t ask me this, please...
M: Aww, flower. You have something romantic to share?
G: ...
M: It’s the moment you share it with me.
G: In your dreams.
M: *looking straight into camera like in the office* Now you know how cruel is love.
15. Is there a rule against laughing insincerely?
G: I never laugh so I don’t care.
M: *laughs insincerely* Oh, G please... Oh course you have to laugh from time to time.
M: *whispers into the void* There are no rules.
16. If there was, would you still break it?
M: *sings* BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW
G: Rules are to keep stupid people, like Mel, far away from doing stupid things, so no. I would never break it.
17. When you think of your family home, why are there so many ashtrays?
M: What home.
G: ....
18. Why does rage flood through you?
G: Because Mel is near.
M: *sighs while looking at G* Because I can’t touch that booty.
19. When you think of the person you’ve loved most in this world, why do your hands start shaking?
G: ...
M: ...
20. Whoever taught you to tie your shoelaces?
G: My mother.
M: I had a lot of time to learn it myself.
21. If you were offered all the happiness in this lifetime in exchange for the next not having any, would you forsake your future self in order to benefit this one?
G: There’s no afterlife.
M: Bitch yes!
22. If you’re caught on a bridge and there’s no way forward and no way back, is there still a way off it?
M: I know a harpy who told me once “It’s not hard to fly”.
G: Jump.
23. If you answered no, have you had too few tragedies?
M: I would fly like Icarus. Do you know Icarus? He was such a good buddy.
G: Jump.
24. If you answered yes, have you had too many or are you assuming the fall won’t kill you?
M: Heroes never die just like villains.
G: Jump. Nothing bad can happen to me. I’m a ghoul after all.
25. Is your best story your own story?
M: Of course it is what a question is that even??
G: At least it’s not boring.
26. Is there ever a moment at the end of the day when you are fully at peace with yourself?
M: I’m too hot to be at peace.
G: Never.
27. If you had to write your own eulogy, would you make your own mother cry?
M: Everyone would cry.
G: No. It’s pathetic to write an eulogy. Nobody needs that.
28. Do you apologize too much?
M: Of course, I apologize to people that can’t be me.
G: No.
29. Do you apologize enough?
M: I forgot to apologize to G I haven’t let her look enough at me.
G: ...
30. Whose face do you think of when I say the word regret?
M: Everyone who’s not me.
G: Melanie.
31. Would you give up having children for a better childhood of your own?
M: I’m not sure.
G: I won’t have children anyway.
32. What is the best way to nurse a large and brutal heartache?
M: Just look in the mirror.
G: There is no such thing.
33. Do your dreams reveal you?
M: I’m not sure?
G: I don’t care.
34. Can you miss someone you haven’t met yet?
G: This makes no sense.
M: Maybe?
35. Whatever happened to your baby teeth?
G: Ghouls change their teeth every 5 years so I’ve never really had baby teeth.
M: That’s gross. I only change my fangs once in a while.
36. If you run away from all your problems, does it still count as exercise?
G: Problems exist to destroy them.
M: How can you not run from your problems?
37. What’s the most awful thing you’ve ever done to another human?
M: Pfff humans. It’s not my fault they are too fragile and their bones crush so esily.
G: I’m not sure you want to know.
38. If someone made you answer all these questions, and you had to be truthful, could you still look them in the eye afterwards?
M: Not only in the eyes *wink wink*
G: I don’t really care about it.
39. If someone made you answer all these questions, and you had to be truthful, would you be grateful to unload it all?
M: It’s you who should be grateful for listening to me.
G: Why should I be grateful for anything?
40. If you had to answer, and you had to be truthful, who would you want to be asking the questions?
M: Someone hot probably but they can’t be as hot as me because you know... ain’t happening.
G: It’s not anyone’s business.