Actual Conversation I've had
Me: I like you, we should be friends. Acquaintance: I've never had one before what's it like? Me: it means occasionally, provides you don't piss me off too bad, I'll give you cool shit you don't deserve. Acquaintance: sounds cool. Acquaintance: we're going to wanna kill each other in between those moments aren't we? Me: oh most definitely.














