#bashyposting

Due to rising social, political, and financial pressures Tumblr University will be shutting down at the end of the Fall 2026 semester.

Jeep owners are not people and should all be killed in the streets

fondly remembering the first summer i worked here when my manager at the time was showing me the break room and the microwave very much did not turn off when she opened it

wibta for suggesting someone name their newfoundland dog "twink" as a subversion of the common newfie name "bear"

reverse callout post for @snapcracklepop-myjoints i told him the margerita i was having was way too sweet and he told me to put lime juice in it to tone down the sweetness and it worked so well

i wanna drink the forbidden soup (contents of the tsa liquid receptacle at the airport)

LET IT BE KNOWN that @snapcracklepop-myjoints is sending me HATEMAIL after my MUM'S CAR GOT RUN INTO TWICE with ME IN IT.