#barney:txt

barney kissed her neck as she sat between his leg, back against him as they “watched” whatever show she had put on. the netflix turned up to a ridiculous level was, hopefully, not enough to suppress his roommates from hearing her moan or groan at his actions. well, lack there of. he didn’t mind giving them an auditory show. his hand pulled away from her heat the moment he could feel her coming close.

yeah, no shit it’s a thing. he doesn’t say that. instead barney focuses on her name. “ya chai.” he repeats perfectly. “i am. yes.” barney had been throwing more parties than usual these days. a direct result of all the new music he had been putting out. parties were not only excuses to get drunk and hang out with friends but to play his music as well. “are you a fan of parties?” he asks, rather than apologize. “you should come to them some time. meet some new faces or whatever.”

“leave with me, alison.” barney whispered as he pulled her into his makeshift apartment. “you know this organization is corrupt. we’ll find somewhere new to live.” // @pcperheart​

“babe, i’m right around the corner. what the hell?” he said into the phone as he scanned the area. // @sunshnewrites​

“you know if you need me to play pretend boyfriend all you need to do is ask.” barney added between bites of his meal. he doesn’t look enthusiastic, in fact he looked far from it, but the opportunity seemed like a fun experience and he was willing to play along for the sake of her, his best friend. “just say ‘pretty please’” he teased, a slight smirk forming at the corner of his lips.

as he stood straight, slightly shifted onto one leg he eyes the woman who looked as though she ran through the dirt based off of the dirt on her shoes. “i think you’re looking for the town. it’s that way.” he points in the direction she very clearly had just come from. “you’re in the wrong part of the country. i think you’d be better off turning around.”

“you’re goddamn right i was jealous. you really expect me to enjoy watching you go back out there flirting with other guys people?” barney rolls his eyes, crossing his arms to close himself off to her.