Happy modern summer camp AU though
- if you donât think Angelo wouldnât grow up to be the biggest troublemaker in camp without a childhood trauma, rewatch that first scene in the first episode, that was a little shit in the making also refer to the pantsing scene
- âAngelo noâ âANGELO YESâ
- Luce and Corteo are despairing, trying to coax their brother and friend/boyfriend off the roof or something
- eventually the Vanettis, who run the camp, they have to drag him down
- every year, basically everyone goes there, and itâs just mayhem
- Ganzo is already going grey and wants to bloody murder the kids
- Nero is a supervisor. technically. well, not much older than most of the campers, but still a Vanetti, so he takes place in activites, and also more responsible than others. technically. in reality though, heâs the biggest shit at the camp
- âOkay Barbero listen, we need toilet paper, toothpaste and fifteen applesâ âNero noâ âTOO BAD, VOLPE AND TIGRE ARE ALREADY COLLECTING THE ITEMSâ âGODDAMNIT NEROâ
- they constantly try to ban Fango from the camp, somehow he always reapplies, and makes everyoneâs lives hell
- Angelo does definitely still pantses Nero sometimes
- Vanno and Nero teaching the campers how to juggle
- Luce is trying really, really hard to learn it. He kills everyone at card tricks, though. Frate is impressed, and blushes too easily around Luce, I MEAN WHAT DEFINITELY NOT
- Itâs a running gag that with his pale skin and dark hair, Angelo looks like a vampire. One time he wakes up covered in glitter. Nero gives a very dramatic Bella Swan impression when he shows up like that
- Angeloâs answer is a deadpan âI want a divorce, Bellaâ
- Nero doesnât break character, he goes into hysterics, and then holds into Barberoâs hand, calling him Jacob, and asking him out
- Itâs Barberoâs deadpan âarenât I supposed to imprint on your child or somethingâ answer is what makes literally everyone lose their shit, and Nero to finally break character too
- half the camp wants to date Fio. Vanno is a very lucky man, indeed
- GHOST STORIES AT NIGHT. Vanno is fucking amazing at telling ghost stories, Angelo ends up with his arm going white from Corteo clinging into him
- Nero is legit sitting in an unamused Barberoâs lap
- âYou had already heard these ghost stories before Neroâ âSTILL SCARYâ
- everything gets competitive as fuck. EVERYTHING. football? you bet your ass everyone gets kicked up. going to the beach? i hope you like getting thrown into the ocean, Strega. cooking? I HOPE YOU ENJOY HAVING HOT AS FUCK FOOD ANGELO BECAUSE SOMEONE JUST DUMPED YOUR FOOD FULL WITH CHILI
- in short, everyone is fucking happy, thank you and goodbye







