#barmaidclara

SUCK IT, BITCHES

WAIT HE IS BACK?? WHAT NO PLEASE TELLME MORE WHAT OMGGGGGGGGG

UGH YES BUT NO. HE WAS A PLOY OF METATRON TO GET CAS TO TAKE ON THE ROLE OF LEADER AND SO HE WAS ONLY AN ILLUSION BUT HE WAS THERE AND WE GOT LIKE A THOUSAND ONE LINERS FROM HIM AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.

AND WHEN CAS ASKED IF HE'S REALLY DEAD HE JUST DID A LITTLE EYEBROW WIGGLE AND DISAPPEARED.

I was tagged by butt 1 and butt 2

Kim's questions

1) if you had to live in the US, which state?

Probably California tbh

2) favorite kind of weather?

It depends, either the weather right now (coldish and windy but clear) or heavy thunderstorms

3) do you have a green thumb?

lol no

4) if someone gave you flowers, what kind would you like them to get you?

5) favorite candle scent?

yankee candle's fresh cut roses hands down. 

6) mbti type?

ENFP

today i learned what this is and took the test

7) favorite mode of transportation?

I don't care as long as i'm not driving

I like to be the navigator

8) what hair style do you wish you had?

I just wish my hair was longer only because I would be able to do a lot of stuff with it. Other than that I'm pretty happy

9) do you like socks?

Y E S

10) if you became president/prime minister/whatever, what would be the first law you would propose?

Uh

I don't know

So many things

This is why I'm not president/prime minister

11) five book recs you want everyone to read?

My autobiography (when I become famous)

My biography (when I become famous)

My Cookbook (when I become famous)

My Self Help Book (for becoming famous)

Oh the Places You'll Go

Shelby's questions

1. What’s your go-to coffee shop order?

CHAI TEA LATTE

(or in the summer ICED CHAI TEA LATTE)

2. Movies or TV series? Why?

Movies because of commitment issues

3. If someone offered to show/tell you your future, would you accept?

Yes but only from Zoltar

4. If you were a superhero, what would you want your powers and name to be?

I'm already a superhero

5. Do you think your favorite fictional character that you’re attracted to is the type of person you’d look for in real life to date (aka “your type”)?

Probably

6. Celebrity you’d most want to be best friends with?

Probably Dylan O'brien he seems like a pretty chill guy

OR ARDEN CHO BECAUSE I MET HER LAST NIGHT AND SHE IS THE SWEETEST THING

7. Last book you finished reading?

Probably the Great Gatsby for the 9000014th time

8. French fries or pizza?

Pizza shaped like french fries

9. If you could have any animal for a pet and it would also be safe and domesticated what would you have?

A DRAGON

10. If you could relive one year of your life (either because you enjoyed it or want to change it), what would it be?

Probably my freshman year of college so I could talk myself out of trying to major in international business

11. Strangest habit?

None of my habits are strange. I am perfect.

My Questions

Screw you guys I hate writing questions everyone is getting riddles

1. What goes around the world but stays in a corner? 2. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? 3. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? 4. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? 5. A fast food restaurant sells chicken in orders of 6, 9, and 20. What is the largest number of pieces of chicken you cannot order from this restaurant? 6. Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20. Another friend and I am unclean. What am I? 7. Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"? 8. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?  9. What word has 5 letters but is pronounced like only one letter? 10. What would you be sure to find in the middle of Toronto?11. 

11. Everyone has it, but no one can lose it.

All of the Capaldis!!!!

1. Five facts about your current relationship OR Five facts about your single life.

My boyfriend is away for bussiness, and even if it was just 2 days I miss him / We watch a loooot of tv shows together / We share our love for books and he made me read Tolkien for the first time / I've given him the best presents I ever gave to anyone / I don't think I've ever met someone that makes me laugh as much as he does

2. Five facts about a past relationship.

It lasted 5 years / It should have ended a year before it actually did / It was full of bad things that I only see as bad now / I had nothing in common with him / He was older than me (wow...I realize that it's sad that I couldn't say anything too nice about this...)

12. Already did! =)

I'LL MURDER YOU