#barista stuff

oh, you’re an upper middle class mom of three, your name is probably Karen or Shannon, and you have a Louis bag? i have already started making your venti extra shot, extra hot, no foam skinny vanilla latte

alright, you’re a business man in his mid to late thirties, big chunky watch and a tie that borders on a combination of his take on “wacky” and “classy”. here’s your venti dark roast with no room, Mark

ah, you’re a chick in your early twenties, you’ve got bags under your eyes and your hair is in a hastily tied bun. don’t worry, Katelyn, your cold brew with almond milk is waiting for you down at the end of the bar

oh okay, you’re a guy in his early twenties wearing a supreme shirt, a pair of classic vans, and you’ve been clutching your sticker-covered longboard this whole time. your black iced coffee is right in front of you, Jake

what’s this? a cute lil’ kid wearing pink overalls and sparkly sneakers? im drawing a bunny face on the lid of your frappucino as we speak