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8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?                

uh usually paper and pencil weirdly enough, aka in shitty sketches in sketchbooks no one ever sees. you can tell when im feeling Bad there usually ends up being art of kittyhawk getting ripped apart in a billion different ways because im not creative

whoops that got Real

18:tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. 

literally any typo i may ever make usually gets held against me in some way shape or form. buttttttttttt welcome to jerk gets brought up a lot, aka a time where i guess i was trying to go for welcome to hell, jerk but lost a bit in the typing process

28: sunrise or sunset?                

answered, sunset

38: tell us about your pet peeves!                

i don’t like react much about pet peeves but being a driver if you’re tailgating me i probably hate you and am actively trying to make you miserable in some way shape or form. like okay if i’ve somehow spaced out an am going too slow that’s fine, but if im going 5, 10 over the limit and you’re STILL on my ass and won’t pass when you can, then you can fuckin bet im dropping to speed limit and not budging, and then as soon as you pass i speed up

fuck you buddy

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?                

biggest fear was dying, especially by bombing. keep in mind i grew up in DC post 9/11 and also during the DC sniper era. so like. even living in NW DC which is as nice as it gets i was a paranoid little kid who assumed that people were gonna drop nuclear bombs on us and kill us all. i couldn’t go outside at night by myself cause i couldn’t look for airplanes it was bad

though in general i was just really terrified by death and dying and had a bunch of irrational little habits i HAD to do or else i was Sure I’d Die. eventually i got over it all and generalllllllly don’t have that big fear of death anymore. i guessss the real big Genuine Fear and not anxiety i still keep from that era though is like mass extinction events and shit--like big worldwide epidemics or huge nuclear wars--big shit like that makes me wig out a lot to the point where i can’t watch movies with like huge disease epidemics cause it freaks me out and i can’t pay too much attention to the news or i’ll panic

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?                

okay roll call of the squad i can only think of a handful of people i know who’d fit. you, vii, and @andnotwithwisdom are probably the vodka aunts of friends that i’d know. i wouldn’t really peg anyone as a wine mom. if you held me at gun point and i HAD to choose, i feel like @ceruleansage is closest to wine mom or maybe @strewnwithdiamonds

68: what's winter like where you live?                

terrible. i live on east coast USA so around october to march it’s Cold. we’ll get random periods of surreal warm weather--as in, 40 degrees one day, 70 the next--and then it’ll drop back down to fucking 20 degrees because the weather here is awful and i hate it the wind hurts my face i hate this place and its cold weather

and while we don’t often get snow we usually get one big snowstorm that fucking drops several feet of white bullshit everywhere

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?                

you keep those banana fucks away from me

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?                

i. i don’t think i understand this question right. because like. what does this mean. wave ur hand in a fun jazzy way?

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?                

technically my last real hike was with @andnotwithwisdom and i nearly died. we ended up on the appalachian trail, which is basically this several state hiking trail that runs up and down the east coast, entirely on accident. we had to call park services to get directions to escape and ended up in an entirely different park than where we started.