#barbatos devilgram

Barbatos: *inclines head politely* We have also prepared an original Demonus inspired by the Sand Demonus. *kind smile, eyes crinkling* Feel free to enjoy this one, Chise.

Barbatos: *holds up hands, palms out* As this is a Demonus from a desert region, I thought we might enjoy it with the appropriate atmosphere.

*fade into spell’s white light*

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Belphie: What happened to Lucifer?

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*transported to desert region’s luxurious guest suite*

*the Fantastic Three wearing their desert garb*

Barbatos: *chuckles* I am sure we will be able to enjoy the Sand Demonus more this way.

Lucifer: You’ve made a recreation of the land where Sand Demonus is brewed?

Diavolo: Nice, isn’t it? *eager eye contact* Chise, please make yourself at home.

Barbatos: *touches chin, inclining head pleasantly* I have prepared a feast worthy of a palace, please eat to your heart’s content.

Lucifer: *thoughtfully* Sand Demonus... It has a delightful aroma, but the alcohol content is certainly high.

Diavolo: *serious, discerning nod* Mm... Indeed. Each sip leaves a fiery sensation in one’s mouth. Just as you’d expect of a Demonus from a desert region.

Barbatos: *pleased nod* However, it has a refined, superb flavour. 

Well? Are you feeling tipsy?

Diavolo: *chuckles cheerfully* I wouldn’t go as far as that, but I’m feeling quite mellow.

Lucifer: I imagine this is the type of Demonus that you pass around as you talk through the night.

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2. Shall I pour you another glass?

Diavolo: *smiles appreciatively* Could you pour for Barbatos? He’s so worried about my glass that he’s not pouring for himself.

Barbatos: *pleased smile, chuckling bashfully* You are most kind, My Lord.

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*time skip*

Lucifer: *tilts head, considering eye contact*…Chise, come over here.

*moves in closer*

Lucifer: I imagine you’re bored simply watching us. *flirtatious smirk, confident gaze* If you would like a little taste, why don’t you start with my lips?

Barbatos: *tilts head, watching attentively* ...?

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L3V1: Why are you all so sexy?

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Lucifer: You must be bored not being able to sample it. *chuckles with flirtatious amusement, smiling* I’m sure a little taste of my lips would satisfy your curiosity. Feel free to help yourself. *confident, assertive gaze, leaning close* The sweetness of your lips will soothe me faster than any Sand Demonus.

...You’re being awfully flattering, aren’t you?

Lucifer: *smiles, hums agreement* My lips exist to intoxicate you.

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2. You’re drunk, Lucifer!

Barbatos: *hums, frowning thoughtfully* This feels somewhat different from being drunk...

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Diavolo: *smiles fondly* Why, Lucifer’s not drunk. He merely speaks the truth. I want nothing more than to whisper sweet nothings in your ear...

Barbatos: *noise of agreement, direct eye contact* You are far more rare and precious than any Demonus.

Diavolo: Sweeter than any temptation a demon could offer.

Barbatos: *flirtatious, direct* Each of your gestures draws us ever nearer, like the alluring scent of honey.

Lucifer: *noise of teasing amusement, smirking flirtatiously* It seems that you are unaware of it, so let me enlighten you. You drive us wild.

Barbatos: *soft sigh, blush rising to cheeks* *gentle and earnest eye contact* How my heart yearns for you as I gaze into your eyes...

Diavolo: *heavier sigh, blushing as well, expression of yearning* While it would no doubt be easier to let you go, I find myself unable to. I am your captive.

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monSOLO: I want some too… 

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Lucifer: *shakes head* *longing sigh* Today, I find myself unable to see anything but you...

Diavolo: *deep, rumbling hum, pining* I’m overflowing with desire, it’s growing increasingly difficult to hold back.

You’re all drunk!

Diavolo: *pouts sadly* It saddens me that you would dismiss my words as drunken rambling. These are my true feelings.

Barbatos: That being said, we do appear to be under the influence of a certain effect.

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2. Yeah, yeah, I know.

Lucifer: *chuckles, flirtatious smirk* Heh, I find your reluctance charming as well.

Barbatos: In a sense, that is the correct reaction, Chise. After all, there is a reason for our current behavior.

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3. Are you trying to seduce me?

Barbatos: *shakes head* Seduction? *deliberately soft smile, flirtatiously bold* Why, I’ve barely even begun. It seems that we are all speaking under the influence of a certain effect.

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Barbatos: To my surprise, when I was putting away the box that the Sand Demonus came in…I discovered a false bottom that contained a warning note. It said that drinking Sand Demonus has the effect of making honeyed words tumble from one’s mouth like sand.

Lucifer: *direct, bold* I don’t care about the workings of Sand Demonus. I want to get drunk with you Chise.

Diavolo: *smiles* I feel the same. More than Demonus, or any feast, I want you.

Barbatos: *enticingly pleasant, fond* While everyone may be speaking honeyed words, we are only saying what is in our hearts… *expression softens* Chise, I am simply crazy about you.

Sit next to Lucifer.

*cuddles closer to Lucifer*

Lucifer: *smug chuckle, triumph* So, you seek my company as well? *expression falls into a look of desire* The Demonus is not to blame for stirring up my passion. It is you who ignites these feelings within me.

Lucifer: *blush rises to cheeks, sincere hand over heart* So, stay close to me and soothe me... I trust you have no objections?

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2. Sit next to Diavolo.

*cuddles closer to Diavolo*

Diavolo: *smiles, attentive eye contact* Ah, so this is what it means to feel fulfilled… *deep hum, yearning gaze, blushing* I rarely feel flustered, but when I am with you, my heart is in turmoil.

Diavolo: *open arms, sincere, honest body language* You are the only one who can make me forget my position and everything else... You drive me crazy, Chise.

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3. Sit next to Barbatos.

*cuddles closer to Barbatos*

Barbatos: *pleased chuckle* *bashful, honest smile* You are the only one for whom I remove the butler’s mask. *soft and fond, holding eye contact* If you wish to see my true face, then you must show me yours as well.

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Lucifer: *smirks, chuckling suggestively* An intoxicating night of Sand Demonus... I am glad that we are the only ones here.

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Text chat: Whispering Demons (from The Fantastic Three(3))

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Diavolo: The Sand Demonus was delicious, wasn’t it?

Lucifer: I wouldn’t mind having it now and again, but it really does need a warning label.

Lucifer: We were fortunate that Chise was present.

Lucifer: I shudder to think what would have happened if it were only the three of us.

Diavolo: What problem could there be with us showering each other with compliments?

Diavolo: I think it sounds delightful!

Barbatos: 😊

Lucifer: I do regret stealing Chise’s heart that night, though.

Diavolo: Hm?

Diavolo: You must be mistaken. Chise was hanging on to my every word.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, Diavolo, but not even you can match me in the art of seduction.

Barbatos: From my perspective, it seemed that the Young Master’s words resonated most with Chise’s heart.

Lucifer: I see how it is. So you’re advocating for your master instead of yourself?

Lucifer: However, in situations like this, you’ve been known to swoop in and steal the victory.

Lucifer: I cannot let my guard down.

Barbatos: 😊

Diavolo: 🤔

Diavolo: In the end, who was the best?

Barbatos: You, My Lord.

Diavolo: 🫣

A) Don’t worry. I won’t show anyone else.

Barbatos: *smiles in sincere delight, happy sparkles* I am happy to hear that. Although, at the same time, I would love to show you off to the others. *shakes head, smiling sheepishly* It is sort of a mixed feeling, you see? 

B) You’re too kind!

Barbatos: *smiles sincerely* I am simply stating what I think. 

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2.I don’t want to get it dirty...

Barbatos: *smiles pleasantly* Then let us stop here. *eyes crinkle* I am glad that you wish to take good care of it. 

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Barbatos: *rests chin on knuckles with a pensive sigh* Still, it is something of a waste... There simply aren’t any opportunities to wear a kimono in the Devildom. *closes eyes with a furrowed brow, humming softly in thought* Hmm... 

*brief, pondering pause*

Barbatos: *opens eyes with a soft smile, holding gaze* I have an idea. Why don’t we celebrate the new year as they do in the human world? I have heard that there are some New Year’s celebrations where kimonos are the proper attire.

Sounds fun!

Barbatos: *nods, expression soft* However, it will have to wait for another day, as I need to make some preparations first. *smiles affectionately* All I would ask of you is that you come here wearing that kimono on the day. 

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2. Would that be possible?

Barbatos: *expression grows pensive, touching his chin in his considering concern*You must be lonely what with not being able to properly celebrate the New Year here in the Devildom, correct? *chuckles, eyes crinkling with affection* Although I am unfamiliar with human world customs, I shall do my best to arrange something similar.

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Mammoney: Take a photo at least!

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*Demon Lord’s Castle grand hall*

*Barbatos’ song plays: Leisure Time* 

Barbatos: *expression soft, butler’s posture* Thank you for coming, Chise. *laughs in delight, smiling gratefully* I am glad to see that you are wearing the kimono I gave you the other day. *inclines head, eyes soft* You look lovely. It suits you very well. 

Barbatos: Now then, shall we start the festivities? *shakes head regretfully* I am afraid the Young Master is otherwise occupied and will be unable to attend... 

How unfortunate.

Barbatos: *grimaces* Yes, indeed. *chuckles, eyes crinkling* Let us try to enjoy the occasion on his behalf.

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2. So it’s just the two of us, huh?

Barbatos: *chuckles bashfully, pleased* Yes, it would appear so. I have made many preparations, so I hope it is to your liking. Please enjoy it.

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*fade to Demon Lord’s Castle lake grounds*

Barbatos: *pleasantly* This is something I found at the antique store. It appears to be a New Year’s fortune box containing wooden sticks with numbers on them. 

Barbatos: *nods to himself, touching chin thoughtfully* I have heard that on New Year’s, humans draw these sticks and exchange them for corresponding slips of paper with fortunes. It seems to be a major custom in the human world. Are you familiar with it? 

Barbatos: *dips head, voice soft* I thought it sounded interesting, so I prepared some papers with fortunes written on them… *smiles bashfully, a bit embarrassed* Since the numbers go all the way up to 100, I had to write a considerable number of fortunes.

Wait, you wrote ALL of them?!

Barbatos: *smiles happily, delighted sparkles* Yes. It has been a while since I used a pencil. It was quite enjoyable.

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2. You did all of this for me...?

Barbatos: *chuckles affectionately, with barely-contained flattery* No need to worry, I enjoyed making them. However, I did not actually predict your future. These are more for atmospheric purposes.

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Barbatos: *nods* Now then, go ahead, Chise.

*sound of paper rustling*

Barbatos: You pulled number seven, correct? Number seven... Ah, here it is.

*sound of paper unfolding*

Barbatos: Let us check your fortune. *chuckles, happy sparkles of delight* It says that you have excellent luck. Shall I read you the rest of your fortune? 

What does it say about health?

Barbatos: “No serious illness or injuries. You will lead a happy and healthy year.” *quiet laugh, smiling* That is good to hear, Chise. 

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2. What does it say about academics?

Barbatos: “You will get very good grades this year.” *smiles affectionately* Of course, that is because you are a brilliant student to begin with. 

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3. Tell me about my love life!

Barbatos: *holds gaze* “Things will go well with the person you like this year.” 

3. A) The perfect fortune!

Barbatos: *chuckles, smiling* What a lovely smile. 

3. B) So that means things will go well between us!

Barbatos: *inclines head with a pleased smile* Yes, I think so too. *eyes crinkle happily* I hope that we can continue to deepen our relationship. 

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Belphie: I can't help but suspect tha...

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*Leisure Time continues to play* 

Barbatos: *relaxed* Since everything is already set up, I shall draw my fortune as well. 

*rustling of paper*

Barbatos: Let me see, number ninety-three… 

*sound of paper unfolding*

Barbatos: *quirks a small smile* Oh my, I also got excellent luck.

Is that really a coincidence?!

Barbatos: *chuckles, amused* We match. 

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2. That’s great!

Barbatos: *chuckles, amused* It is a good sign, isn’t it? 

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Barbatos: *nods* My fortune says, “If you wish for it, all of your dreams will come true. Travel: You should go to your favorite place with someone special.” *another quirk of a smile* ...Romance: You will further deepen your love with the target of your affections.” 

Barbatos: *inclines head, meeting eyes with flirtatious gaze* ...I see. I suppose I must get to it, then.

With who?!

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Oh? Are you unaware? *smiles bashfully* It seems I shall have to try harder. 

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2. Let’s do just that!

Barbatos: *laughs in delight, smiling** Your quick intuition certainly helps. *locks eyes with a meaningful look; smooth flirtation* We will have to take our time and thoroughly deepen our love later. 

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Barbatos: There is a theory that tying your fortune to a tree will make your wishes come true. Shall we tie them to this tree? *inclines head, soft and relaxed* I will put mine somewhere around here. They say that tying it higher up is preferable.

I’ll tie mine here.

Barbatos: It seems that you have also finished. 

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2. I want to put mine a little higher.

Barbatos: Even higher? Then allow me to help. *nod* I will hold you up while you tie it to one of the upper branches. Are you ready?

*camera shake, soft fwump*

Barbatos: *holding close, gazing up softly* How is it? Are you finished? *eyes crinkle with heartfelt affection* I will let you down, then. 

*pause*

Barbatos: *inclines head in approval, still standing close* It seems that you were able to tie it securely. 

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Barbatos: What kind of wish did you make? 

That’s a secret!

Barbatos: I see. *chuckles, amused* I have heard that wishes spoken aloud will not come true, so I shall refrain from saying anything as well. 

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2. I think I wished for the same thing you did, Barbatos.

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* The same as me, you say? *breaks out into a smile, chuckling in delight* If that is the case, then I am sure that our wishes will come true. 

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Barbatos: *affectionate, gaze soft* Well, shall we head back inside? I have prepared another little treat for you. *smile widens* I do hope that you will enjoy today’s New Year's celebrations to the fullest. 

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Lucifer: Come to think of it, I also re...

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*back in Barbatos’ room*

Barbatos: I have attempted to recreate some traditional osechi dishes. *smiles eagerly* It is customary in a certain country to not only wear a kimono as the new year approaches, but also to eat this special food in hopes of bringing a happy and healthy year.

Barbatos: *reaches, producing boxes* The dishes are placed in multi-tiered lacquer boxes. Shall I go ahead and open yours? 

Wow, that’s a perfect replication! 

Barbatos: *inclines head, pleased* Thank you for your kind words. *chuckles* This is merely an imitation but I am glad to hear you say that. 

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2. It’s not quite right but you’re one talented butler!

Barbatos: *inclines head, smiling* Well, I made it with Devildom ingredients, after all. In particular, the pink and white fish cakes were difficult to reproduce, so they became green and purple instead. 

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3. I don’t know about the accuracy but as long as it’s yummy!

Barbatos: *inclines head* I am quite confident in the taste. *eyes crinkle* Please help yourself. 

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Barbatos: This is a gift from the Young Master. It is a special kind of Demonus. Note the cloudy colour. It is made by adding pickled poisonous lizard eggs and letting them ferment. *smile widens* It may resemble milk, but it has a delectable sweet taste.

I think I’ll hold off on this one... 

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Oh, really? I see. *smiles* Then, shall I pour you your usual Demonus instead? 

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2. Sounds good! Don’t mind if I do!

Barbatos: *pleased* By all means. I am sure you will like it. It is quite a rare drink, so I am also looking forward to sampling it. 

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Barbatos: *holds out hands* Ah, please wait a moment. I still have some finishing touches to add. 

Barbatos: *smiles proudly* What do you think? Quite beautiful, are they not? These are lacquered sake cups. I originally went to the antique store to find these cups.

Barbatos: Drinking out of them will add to the ambiance, don’t you think? Allow me.

*sound of pouring*

Let me pour you a cup too, Barbatos.

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Are you sure? 

*sound of pouring*

Barbatos: *inclines head, eyes soft with affection* Thank you. *raises hand* Let us make a toast. Cheers!

*glasses clink gently*

Barbatos: *sincere, cheerful laugh, smiling happily* It tastes even better since you poured it for me.

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2. Let’s make a toast!

Barbatos: Here is to the new year... *raises hand* Cheers!

*glasses gently clink*

Barbatos: *pleased, smile, delighted* ...Just as I thought, this Demonus is superb.

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Barbatos: Shall we try the New Year’s dishes as well? Please help yourself to whatever you like. 

*small time skip*

Barbatos: *chuckles, smiling wide, happy sparkles* I feel wonderful. *sheepish* I was so enjoying your company that I appear to have overindulged a little. It is easy to become intoxicated with this Demonus, after all.

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Barbatos: *looks aside with a shy blush* …Chise, why don’t you come a little closer?

I think I’m fine here, thanks.

Barbatos: *looks down with a soft sigh of disappointment* I see… What a pity. *meets eyes again, soft* Would you like seconds? Or would you like to do something else instead?

A) I think I’ll have some more food.

Barbatos: Certainly. I recommend the shadow sea bream sashimi. The texture is chewy and the taste wonderfully sweet.

Barbatos: Allow me. Here you are.

Barbatos I am very glad to see that you are enjoying your meal. I could never grow tired of watching you. Please, do not be shy and eat as much as you would like. I made plenty of food. I will do my very best so that I can see your smile even more this year.

B) What’s your New Year’s resolution?

Barbatos: My New Year’s resolution? *hums, looks down thoughtfully* Hm... *nods* I will strive to continue serving the Young Master as his faithful butler. *smiles* And also...to deepen my bond with you. *chuckles softly* Those are my goals for the new year. 

Barbatos: To that purpose, I hope that we will be able to spend more time together. *eyes crinkle* I am looking forward to it.

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Barbatos: *looks aside with a shy blush* …Chise, why don’t you come a little closer?

2. Sure.

*rustling noises, cuddling closer to Barbatos*

Barbatos: *meets eyes with a loving look, cheeks pink* Finally, I can feel your touch... May I kiss you?

2. A) My heart isn’t ready for this!

Barbatos: *smiles softly* Understood. Let’s save the kiss for another time, then. *shakes head, pouting a bit* Although I must admit...you look so lovely in that kimono that restraining myself is a Herculean task.

Barbatos: *smiles shyly, hopeful* Let us do as my fortune said and deepen our love this year... All right?

2. B) Go ahead.

*closes eyes, kissing Barbatos*

Barbatos: *smiling sweetly, leaning close* ...Is your kimono bothering you? Allow me to loosen it up a little for you... 

*rustle of fabric*

Barbatos: *looks aside with a blush, embarrassed* ...Oh dear, where are my manners? Whenever I’m with you, I can’t seem to hold myself back. You certainly have a way of leading me astray. *teasing pout* You will have to take responsibility for that.

Barbatos: *inclines head, gaze soft and flirtatious* Let us deepen our love... Just as it said in my fortune, Chise...

End.

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Text chat (OG-exclusive): What I Wish For... (from Barbatos)

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Unearned.

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Text chat (OG-exclusive): Rigged Fortune (from The Fantastic Three(3))

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Lucifer: You're too soft toward your ma...

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*Devildom streets*

Barbatos: *pleasant* Now that shopping is finished, the real business begins. Chise, will you join me on a small detour? There is a widely popular dessert sweeping the Devildom right now. 

Barbatos: *actually pouts a bit* Due to limited availability, you are only able to purchase one per customer. *grim sigh* This is the Young Master’s favourite dessert. I’d like to get my hands on two if at all possible. This is the line for the dessert.

I’ll line up with you!

Barbatos: *pleased smile* Thank you for agreeing to join me. I was right to invite you along.

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2. This is a long line...

Barbatos: *kindly, apologetic smile* It’s very popular, as you can see... I will repay you for your time properly.

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*time skip*

Barbatos: *lighthearted* Phew... We managed to secure two desserts. I was rather concerned that they would sell out before we had our turn. *soft delight* I am happy with our purchase. I know that the Young Master will be very pleased as well.

You like doing special things for him, don’t you?

Barbatos: *nods* I know how hard he works every day. Seeing him put so much effort into fulfilling his duties makes me want to take care of him.

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2. You’re a good butler.

Barbatos: *amused, teasing chuckle* I humbly accept your gracious compliment.

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Barbatos: *smiles, eyes crinkle* Oh, that’s right. Would it be all right if we stopped inside that shop over there?

*time skip*

Barbatos: *grimacing* ...The vegetables were on sale today. I think I may have bought too much... 

I’ll help you carry some.

Barbatos: *kindly, grateful smile, shaking head* No, that’s quite all right. You need not trouble yourself.

A) Hand them over!

Barbatos: *eyes widen, taken aback* ...*laughs with amusement, eyes crinkling fondly* Hehe. You can be quite forceful, can’t you? In that case, I’ll accept your offer. Would you hold these for me?

B) Oh. Okay then.

Barbatos: *nods, soft smile* Your consideration is appreciated. I’ll be fine. I’m used to carrying a large load anyway.

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2. Isn’t it heavy?

Barbatos: *soft, kindly smile* No, I’m rather used to carrying heavy loads of this size.

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Barbatos: *inclines head* The Devildom has been flourishing with many new shops and stores lately. *visibly pleased* It must be the result of the Young Lord working vigourously. There have been many new sweets shops opening as well.

Barbatos: The most recent shop to open is... *inclines head* ...that one, right over on that corner. The cakes they sell are excellent. But I’m sure you have already heard of these new developments, haven’t you...? 

What do you mean?

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Hm...? I thought that you paid close attention to the recent trends. I simply assumed that you knew about the upcoming shops as well.

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2. Of course! I’ve known about all these places.

Barbatos: *bright, pleased chuckle* Hehe, I’m sure you have… 

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Barbatos: Right. I would like to thank you for your help today. Why don’t we stop for some tea at a café before we head back? *smiles* I have a wonderful place in mind that I’d be happy to take you.

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AsmoBaby: I want to go on a date, too!

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*charming tea house*

Barbatos: *pleasantly* Order whatever you like. Consider this my thanks for joining me today.

What do you recommend?

Barbatos: Let me see... Their original blend is delightful. I would recommend that one. *eyes crinkle* I think you will enjoy the cake they have as well. They offer a cake and tea set on the menu here. I suggest you try it.

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2. I’ll take some cake!

Barbatos: Cake? *nods, noise of approval* All right then... I highly recommend this one here. *soft eye contact* I think it will be to your liking.

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*time skip*

Barbatos: Well? Doesn’t it look delicious? Please, take your time and enjoy it.

*pauses*

Barbatos: *amused chuckle, delighted smile* Hehe. I am very glad to see that you are enjoying your selection. *smile turns almost shy* Your smile tells all. So, tell me. How is life at Cocytus Hall?

It’s fun.

Barbatos: I’m glad to hear that. *sympathetic smile* Although it must be difficult living with a roommate such as him... It’s good to see you two getting along anyway.

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2. It’s very pleasant.

Barbatos: That’s good to hear. *smiles, eager* ...Could I perhaps pay you a visit sometime?

2. A) I’d love that!

Barbatos: *delighted smile* Wonderful, I look forward to it.

2. B) Are you worried?

Barbatos: *direct, frank eye contact* In a sense, perhaps. I have an interest in you, actually. A deep interest... 

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Barbatos: *face softens* It mustn’t be easy serving as an attendant for the seven demon brothers. You must answer their every beck and call, after all.

It’s hard work to say the least... 

Barbatos: I have no doubt about that. Do try not to push yourself past your limits.

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2. I’m enjoying it.

Barbatos: *amused* Hehehe, I admire your ability to say such things with a straight face.

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Barbatos: The brothers seem to be enjoying themselves recently as well. *chuckles* I imagine that is because you are here. Each one of them is rather peculiar and yet you wasted no time getting close with all of them.

It’s my specialty.

Barbatos: *amused* Hehe. So you specialize in the ability to get along with just about anyone. I’ll accept that.

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2. We’re not that close!

Barbatos: *shakes head, brows raised in surprise* Aren’t you? Personally, I don’t think I could ever accomplish such a thing. You were able to break down their walls immediately, almost as if you had already done it before. *soft, amused chuckle* I thought that perhaps there is some secret technique to it.

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Barbatos: Incidentally...I’ve noticed some changes in the brothers’ behaviors as well. *curious, soft gaze* I’m led to believe that you’re having somewhat of an influence on them.

There’s no way.

Barbatos: *shakes head, fond* It isn’t something you can recognize with your own eyes. You are changing those in your surroundings. Take Lucifer for example. There is a sense of calm around him recently. The way he speaks has become gentler than it was in the past.

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2. One can only hope.

Barbatos: *meaningful, almost shy smile* You have a positive influence on others, whether you realize it or not. *soft, direct* Your kindness and your strength can sway the most immovable of hearts. Whether they are angels or demons.

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Bartbatos: *eyes soften* I believe that you are working very hard for not only yourself, but for those who you hold dear in your heart as well.

Your words are making me blush.

Barbatos: *chuckles with delight* Hehe, have my words caused you some embarrassment? *soft eye contact* You should have more confidence in yourself. You are a very special being, you know.

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2. Your words are too generous for me.

Barbatos: *soft amusement, reassuring* No need to be so humble.

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Barbatos: It is not easy to devote all your time and energy to others like you do.

Isn’t that what you do?

Barbatos: *shakes head, pleasant expression* Me...? No, no, it’s completely different.

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Belphie: Barbatos is going through a lot...

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Barbatos: I am different from you. From your perspective, it seems as though I am selflessly devoting myself to the Young Master...  ...when in fact, all that I do is for my own benefit. *pained smile* It is self-satisfaction in the name of atonement.

Did you do something you need to atone for?

Barbatos: *expression soft* Hehe. Indeed. Something I can never hope to undo.

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2. It doesn’t look that way to me.

Barbatos: *taken aback for a moment* ...To hear that you see it that way makes me feel like my actions are paying off. *smiles* My only hope is to continue to do things for others, so long as I am able.

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Barbatos: ...A long time ago, before I came to serve the Young Master, I used to travel through the realms freely. Sometimes even through space and time.

Barbatos: *shakes head, looks down in shame* I never thought to think twice about the feelings of others I met along the way. I had zero interest in any of the beings I met along the way, nor in how my actions may or may not affect them. *grimaces* It was that mindset that led me to making a terrible mistake.

Barbatos: *regretful* That mistake...ended up having a great effect on the lives of Solomon and the Young Master.

What kind of effect...? 

Barbatos: *grimaces* I am not able to tell you the details of that yet...

Barbatos: *pauses, hesitates* *expression softens, shakes head* Forgive me for bringing it up. I didn’t mean for the conversation to turn this way. *smiles regretfully* I apologize if I offended you.

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2. Why are you telling me this?

Barbatos: *chuckles, a bit sheepish* Hehe, I wonder the same thing. It’s rare for me to start talking about myself. *meets eyes, gaze soft* Perhaps a part of me wanted you to understand a little more about myself.

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Barbatos: So, that is why everything I do is for the sake of atonement.

Surely Diavolo doesn’t want you to live like this.

Barbatos: *nods, amused* Of course he doesn’t. If the Young Master knew about it, I would get a scolding for certain. But I already told you earlier. I am doing this for myself. That is why I am different from you.

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2. Is that what you want?

Barbatos: *pleasant* Yes. It is what I wish to do. *smile fades, unsure* If the Young Master were to know about it, he would most definitely reconsider keeping me by his side. The Young Master is not the type to use one’s sins against them. *nods* This is something I have decided to do all on my own. That is why, as I said before, you and I are different.

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Barbatos: *hesitant, pained smile, maybe even self-conscious* ...Are you disappointed?

Not at all!

Barbatos: *chuckles fondly* Hehe, I’m happy to hear such a powerful denial.

A) You seem to enjoy being in Diavolo’s company.

Barbatos: *raises brows* Is that what it looks like...? *pauses thoughtfully...expression softens* I suppose it is exactly as you say. I enjoy the time the Young Master and I spend together very much. It wasn’t long before I felt that this was where I truly belonged.

Barbatos: *soft content, sincerity* The weight of my atonement has not lifted, but...sometimes it gives way to other feelings as well. *genuine, gentle happiness* I am glad that I chose to serve the Young Master. That is what I feel lately.

B) You’re always putting others before yourself.

Barbatos: *sincere gaze, genuine* That is because you are so kind. You are also very considerate of me, so it is only fair that I offer you that same consideration back.

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2. What’s wrong with thinking about yourself for once?

Barbatos: *eyes widen, taken aback* What...? …*laughs in delight* Hehe, I never imagined I would be asked such a thing. I see. *grimaces, humming thoughtfully* You have a point… *looks down, pensive, sad* I wonder if it would be all right for me to live how I like...

2. A) You should do things for yourself more.

Barbatos: *chuckles, sad smile* Hehe. Your words give me courage.

2. B) Only you can decide that.

Barbatos: *raises brows, thoughtful hum* You’re right... It feels like something just fell into place. *smiles fondly* It’s all thanks to you.

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Barbatos: *expression soft, grateful* It appears as though the brothers aren’t the only ones who are affected by you. When I speak with you, sometimes it feels like a fog has lifted before my eyes.

Barbatos: *smiles, eyes crinkling* Somehow we ended up on the topic of my worries, but I thank you for listening. Shall we order another piece of cake?

Really?!

Barbatos: *pleased, eager* Eat until your heart’s content. It brings me joy to watch you eat.

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2. I’m full.

Barbatos: Is that so? *meets eyes meaningfully, soft* Then why don’t we take the long way home? It will be good to work off the cake.

–

Barbatos: I would like to do this again sometime, if possible. *hopeful smile* Next time, I would like to ask about some of your problems.

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Text chat: Creative Appetites (from Barbatos)

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Barbatos: I’ve been beset by an overwhelming desire to create some sort of sweet treat.

What are you going to make?

Oooh, desserts!

Barbatos: It’s still in the planning stages, but I have the distinct sense that it shall be something truly grand.

Barbatos: I trust that you will be eagerly anticipating the results.

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Text chat: Huge Success (from Barbatos)

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Barbatos: Although I am mere steps away from completing my masterpiece, I have hit another snag.

Barbatos: I would like to obtain a shade of lack even darker than those found in nature.

That’s deep.

Yeah, nothing about this surprises me anymore.

Barbatos: I don’t suppose you have any suggestions?

Use devil’s food cake as the base?

Barbatos: Oh, quite so! Thank you, that would be an excellent starting point.

Barbatos: Thank you. 😊

Barbatos: I believe I have just the right ingredients to enhance that dessert’s inherently dark tone.

Barbatos: Excuse me, I simply must experiment.

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Barbatos: While the recipe is still in the developmental stages, I dare say this is one of my best creations yet.

Barbatos: Ah, yes. I think I shall call this particular dessert “The Birthplace of the Demon King.” 

Barbatos: I cannot wait to hear Luke’s impressions of the dish.

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LordDiavolo: Ah, that was indeed popular...

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Barbatos: *frowns, shaking head in disapproval* These appear to be...dolls in the forms of the brothers?

Oooh, they’re adorable! I call dibs!

Barbatos: *smiles patiently* While their appearance certainly is charming, you mustn’t handle them carelessly. They are vehicles for curses.

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2. But, why?

Barbatos: Ah, cursed dolls were in style an era or so ago. 

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Barbatos: *short, impatient sigh, exasperated* I suppose they must have gotten their hands on a set...by some means. Honestly, those seven cause more problems than they solve. *soft, haughty annoyance* While I do appreciate their boundless curiosity and endless enthusiasm, they have an unfortunate tendency to act without any consideration of the consequences.

Which makes for all kinds of trouble.

Barbatos: *grimaces* ...Indeed. Would that more care went into their purchases. *exasperated* Or their day-to-day activities, for that matter. *tired sigh, nearly pouting* Oh, the things I have seen them do to satisfy a passing fancy... You would think that numerous incidents would have taught them some measure of restraint. ...And yet.

Barbatos: While being a casual observer is always amusing, should you happen to get swept up in their shenanigans... 

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2. That’s part of their charm!

Barbatos: *chuckles indulgently* I suspect you may be the only one who thinks as much, Chise. Spending any amount of time in their company simply increases the number of messes to be undone. As Lucifer knows all too well, I’m sure.

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Barbatos: In any case, I would wager that one of the brothers purchased these dolls on a whim.

So, what kind of curse is it?

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Intrigued, are you? *smiles indulgently, coy* Hm, well... I suppose a brief demonstration couldn’t hurt.

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2. Let’s try them out!

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Really, now! Most people would have been put off by the mention of it being a cursed object. *smiles coyly, shaking head* I wonder if all that time spent in close proximity to those troublemakers hasn’t started to affect your judgment... 

Barbatos: *amused, mischievous smile* Still, I suppose there would be no harm in it. Or rather, it would be easier to see the effects first-hand.

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Barbatos: We’ll use Mammon’s doll for this trial. It’s simple, really. You move the figure like so... 

Barbatos: *chuckles, eyes crinkling* ...See? He appears to be dancing.

How’s this any different from playing with regular dolls?

Barbatos: *chuckles in amusement, smiling knowingly* Now, now. All will be revealed in due time. 

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2. Okay, and then? What happens next?!

Barbatos: *laughs heartily, with fond delight* Patience, please. The effects will soon be made apparent. 

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*camera shake*

Mammon: *off-screen screaming* WHOOOOOA!

Barbatos: *quirk of a smile* …Why, there’s our signal. Come along, it’s time for a closer look.

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Angeluke: I can't believe this was popu...

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*HOL hallway* 

Barbatos: *smiling pleasantly, amused* Chise, please direct your attention down to the entrance hall. *chuckles softly, eyes crinkling in anticipatory delight* Quietly, mind you. We must take care not to be seen.

*peeks into HOL foyer*

Mammon: *freaking OUT* Uh! ...Whoa! Seriously! What’s the big idea?! My body’s movin’ on its own!

Levi: *squeaks in surprise, eyes wide* ...Um, why’d you suddenly start dancing?

Asmo: *laughs cheerfully, grinning* Mammon, those moves! They’re sensational! Are you going to bust those out at the next party? 

Mammon: *glares, panicky* I ain’t practisin’ anything! I dunno what’s goin’ on! *body shaking, Mammon flailing*

Beel: *raises brows, hum of epiphany* Oh, I know what this is. One of those “flash mobs.” They’re really popular right now.

Belphie: *shakes head* I don’t think it counts if it’s just one person.

––––– Route 1

*back to hallway*

Barbatos: *chuckles, smiling playfully* You see? *inclines head* Playing with the doll forces the demon it resembles to perform the same actions. Such is the nature of the curse.

Oooh, let’s do a few more things!

Barbatos: *chuckles* I see that you’ve taken a liking to these dolls. Then, why not try them out for yourself? Using a different brother, perhaps. 

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A) Make Levi do sit-ups.

Barbatos: My, that is unusual.

*peeks back into HOL foyer*

Levi: *horrified squawk* H-Huh?! Um! Whaaaat?! Wh-Why am I working out?!

Beel: *brightens, smiling eagerly* Levi, you should’ve told me that you wanted to get in shape. *chuckles happily* Here, let me join you.

Levi: *shrill yell of dismay* Nooooo! You’ve got it all wrong! I swear, I’m not...! Guh! My non-existent abs! They’re going to snaaaap!

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B) Make Asmo and Mammon dance together.

Barbatos: Oho, this should prove to be amusing. 

*peeks back into HOL foyer*

Asmo: *wide eyed panic* H-Huh...? What am I...? …*yells in outrage* Hey! Watch it, Mammon! Don’t you stand so close to me! 

Mammon: *scowls, snapping back* Like I’m tryin’ to! This ain’t my fault! 

Asmo: *deeply pissed, face flushed red* Ugh, why do I have to dance with yoooooou?! 

Mammon: *glares*That’s my line, you jerk!

–

*back to hallway*

Barbatos: *winces, smiling apologetically* I think that’s quite enough, don’t you?

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C) Make Belphie spin.

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* ...Not yet satisfied, are we? Goodness, you certainly can be ruthless at times.

*peeks back into HOL foyer*

Belphie: *raises hand* *eyes widen in confusion* ...Um...what? I don’t... I’m not… 

*Belphie flailing, spinning*

Belphie: *groans, squeezing eyes shut* Oooh... My head’s spinning... Along with everything else... 

Beel: *gasps, wide-eyed* Belphie, that’s amazing! Where did you learn to turn like that?

Asmo: *giggles* Hon, you’re going to tear up the dance floor with those twirls of yours!

Belphie: *sulky dismay* They’re...not mine...though... 

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D) Make Beel hop around.

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* You don’t intend to quit? Goodness, you certainly can be ruthless at times.

*peeks back into HOL foyer*

Beel: *eyes widen in shock* Whoa! Oh! Uh... Huh?! *raises hand, hopping to the other side* I don’t know why, but I can’t stop hopping!

Belphie: *frowns, puzzled* What’s gotten into you, Beel?

Mammon: *smirking grin* Did ya want in on the action, or somethin’? 

Levi: *wide-eyed, nervous* ...Guys, something is seriously wrong here!

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E) Start gathering the dolls up.

Barbatos: *inclines head* A wise decision. Better to make ourselves scarce than risk discovery. 

––––– Route 2

Barbatos: *chuckles* You see? Playing with the doll forces the demon it resembles to perform the same actions. Such is the nature of the curse.

2. That’s terrifying...!

Barbatos: *nods, smiling in understanding* Quite so. The cursed dolls have the potential to do enormous amounts of damage, depending on how they are used. Assassinations have been carried out with tools just like these—though that was many years ago. Have you seen all you care to? Then, we ought to be on our way.

––––– End of Routes

(???) ...Now, what brings you two here?

Barbatos: …*smiles pleasantly, amused* It appears that we have dallied too long, Chise.

Lucifer: *glaring, arms crossed, shaking head* Barbatos. Chise. I presume that you understand the true nature of the items you are holding?

Barbatos: *polite nod, barely-contained amusement* Why, naturally.

Lucifer: *smirks dangerously* I see. So, I take it that you two are to blame for the chaos currently unfolding below?

Barbatos: …*smile widens* Chise, it is time for us to exit the situation!

*running footsteps, booking it back down the hall*

Lucifer: Wh—! Where do you think you’re going?!

*small time skip*

Barbatos: *relaxed quirk of a smile, eyes soft* Goodness, of all the brothers to stumble upon this little farce, it had to be the most formidable one. Simply running away will not suffice. *mischievous* Hm, situations such as these call for... 

*screen fades fully to white, musical sound of magic spell being cast*

Barbatos: *off-screen* There we are. Head through this new door, please. 

…*echoing sound of door knob being turned*

*sound of an old door slowly opening on its creaking hinges*

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monSOLO: So, Barbatos was better, huh?

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*knocking, slow creaking of hinges, entering into pitch black darkness*

*haunting music plays: Behind the Glitter*

*Barbatos standing before you, expression polite*

Barbatos: I know that it is pitch-black in here, but fear not. *quirks a small smile, eyes soft* Hold my hand tightly, and all shall be well. 

Where are we?

Barbatos: *soft noise of intrigue, smiling in approval* Even a location such as this does not cause you any alarm? *chuckles, impressed* Goodness, the depths of your courage continue to astound.

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2. Nope! I want out of here!

Barbatos: *laughs softly, eyes crinkling* Please, be at ease. As long as we stay together, no harm will befall you. *holds eye contact, gaze kind and soft* So, keep a firm grip.

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Barbatos: *smiles, relaxed, watching for reaction* This is a crevasse in time. From here, I can freely move between physical locations, as well as the past and present. The possibilities are endless.

That’s an amazing skill!

Barbatos: *shakes head, grimacing softly* No, it isn’t quite as incredible as it may seem. While the ability to undo regrettable events or gaze into the future would appear to be a useful one...after much deliberation, I decided that such things were best left to chance. 

Barbatos: *small, patient smile* More to the point...does the concept itself not disturb you? The simplest mistake, though well-meaning, could cause untold calamity. *shakes head, resting chin on knuckles* *chuckles softly, almost anxious* Quite frankly, I find that potential for chaos rather unnerving.

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2. That’s kind of scary.

Barbatos: *gentle smile of approval* Mm, I see that you’ve reached a similar conclusion. There is simply too much risk inherent to such an ability. This place...is as alarming as it is awe-inspiring.

–

*fade to white*

Barbatos: *off-screen* Ah, we appear to have reached the exit. Chise, please turn the handle of the door in front of you.

*turns knob, echoing creak of opening door*

*fade into HOL portrait stairwell*

Barbatos: As you may have guessed, no time has passed, but we are in a slightly different location of the House. That should allow us the opportunity to— *eyes widen*

Mammon: *off-screen* Where’d those losers run off to?!

Lucifer: *off-screen* Keep your eyes peeled. They can’t have gone far.

Barbatos: *smiles regretfully* Oh, dear. It seems that some time has elapsed since we passed through the crevasse. That could prove to be problematic.

...*silly music plays*

Lucifer: *scowling* There they are!

Levi: *wide-eyed, face bright red* Sorry guys, but your luck’s run out! 

Barbatos: *smiles playfully* Chise, this way!

*crash, camera shake*

Barbatos: *gasps in alarm* ...Oh, no! My foot got caught on the edge of the carpet!

Belphie: *eyes widen in horror* Whoa! Those cursed dolls just went flying! ...Wait, does that mean that when they hit the ground, we’ll...?

Don’t worry, I’ve got this!

Barbatos: *panicky noise of alarm* Chise, there’s too many of them...!

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2. Ooh, this is going to be good...!

Mammon: *panicky squawk* Hey! Don’t just stand there gawkin’! Hurry up and do somethin’!

–

*fwump*

Barbatos: *wide smile of approval* What a relief... You managed to catch them all! Well, I suppose I should have expected nothing less.

Mammon: *eyes widen again, horrified* ...Huh?! What’s goin’ on now?!

Lucifer: *alarmed* I feel...strangely drawn to Chise. And there’s no escaping it…!

*fwump, camera shake*

Asmo: Seriously?! Not again…!

*fwump, camera shake*

Beel: Whoooooa...! I can’t control any of my muscles!

*fwump, camera shake*

Barbatos: My goodness... Isn’t this a touching scene? *chuckles, eyes crinkling in amused delight* It’s wonderful that you were all so overwhelmed with gratitude that you felt compelled to hug Chise.

Lucifer: Ngh...! *narrows eyes, pissed/offended glaring* So, that’s why! Catching those dolls in their arms has resulted in this…unseemliness!

Get off of me!

Lucifer: *scoffs, glaring furiously* As much as I would love to, I’m finding it impossible to do otherwise.

Asmo: *scowls, cheeks pink* Mammooooon, geez! Give me some space!

Mammon: *looks away sulkily, face red, speaking through gritted teeth* I would if I could, so quit your whinin’!

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2. Yep, this feels right.

Belphie: *glares, blushing deeply* What’re you grinning about? 

Beel: *tucks chin with a blush, looking down in embarrassment* ...I give up. There’s no way to beat this.

Levi: *hides face with a groan, bright red* Hey, um, Chise? Aren’t you kind of way too close?! Wait, no! Don’t look at me!

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Lucifer: *glaring furiously* Now that I’m thinking about it... Aren’t we short a member?

Mammon: *raises brows in surprise* You mean Satan, yeah? He’s the one who bought these things in the first place. Like hell he’d have gotten one of himself done up.

Barbatos: *chuckles, smiling in sheer delight* Everyone, look this way, please.

Lucifer: *narrows eyes, turning head* …Hm?

*camera shutter*

Lucifer: NGH! Wh—?! *glares in offended outrage, cheeks pink with embarrassment* Did you just take a picture?! I demand you delete that, this instant!

You’ll send me a copy later, right?

Barbatos: *chuckles in delight, inclining head in ready agreement* But, of course. It’s too precious not to share.

–

2. Noooo, erase that!

Barbatos: *shakes head, smiling regretfully* You too, Chise? You have my apologies, but...I’m afraid I can’t honour those wishes.

–

Barbatos: *expression sweet, friendly* Lucifer. Unless you want to see this lovely portrait distributed throughout the entire Devildom… *barely-contained laughter, eyes crinkling* then I would respectfully ask you to mind your cursed objects.

Levi: *horrified sob, dramatically pouting* Yeeeeek…! He’s smiling with his lips but his eyes are stone cold!

Lucifer: *scowls* ...Tch! That was low, even for you.

Barbatos: *smiles apologetically (fake), deep amusement (real)* Why, this is simply how we demons do things here. You would do well to remember that.

Beel: *sulks, shaking head* We were dancing to his tune the whole time, huh?

Barbatos: *quirks another smile* Well, it’s time that I took my leave. Thank you all for a most diverting afternoon. *positively grins* Chise, I shall see you again soon.

End.

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Text chat: The Things I Put Up With (from Venting Time(4))

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Barbatos: I hear those unruly brothers have begun discussing their ideal elder and younger siblings. They certainly are ones to talk, aren’t they? 

Simeon: Lucifer likes to pretend that he suffers the most, but frankly, Chise’s the biggest victim here.

Solomon: True. It should be obvious to anyone that Chise puts up with the most nonsense.

Can you guys tell?

Mind if I vent?

Barbatos: Feel free to vent as much as you like today, Chise. I’m more than happy to listen to your woes.

Simeon: Me too! I’m sure you have a lot of pent-up frustration, so it’s better to let it all out.

Solomon: I’m here for you too, of course. Go on, tell us what’s on your mind.

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Text chat: Conferring on Ingredients (from Barbatos)

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Barbatos: While I am determined to bake something new, I’m unsure as to what ingredients to use.

Barbatos: 😢

Barbatos: I was thinking of evoking the look and feel of magma, but red is such a difficult colour to make beautiful and still have it be delicious.

…You’re making a dessert, right?

Barbatos: Oh, yes. I’m aiming to make it a feast for the senses.

Barbatos: Of course, I’ll be happy to bring you the finished product, as thanks for your contributions.

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2. Um, who’s going to be eating this?

Barbatos: Why, my sacrificial lamb.

Barbatos: I jest. I have a particular taste tester in mind, so you may rest easy.

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What about strawberry sauce?

Barbatos: 🙂‍↕️

Barbatos: True, it does have a gem-like quality to it. Hm, perhaps the effect should be in the filling, then?

Barbatos: Thank you, Chise. I’ll try that straight away.

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Text chat: What Happened to the Picture? (To Barbatos)

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So, what happened to that picture?

Barbatos: I’m sorry, what picture?

Barbatos: Ah, of course...

Barbatos: I assume you’re talking about the picture of everyone hugging you and looking very cheerful?

A) Did you delete it?

Barbatos: I would never. It would be such a waste.

Barbatos: After all, everyone would be quite disappointed if something were to happen to that picture.

B) Did you put it somewhere you can see it?

Barbatos: Yes. The Young Master is exceedingly fond of it, you see.

Barbatos: He has it on display on the desk in his office.

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2. So, what happened to that doll?

Barbatos: You mean the cursed doll?

Barbatos: I gave it back to Satan. After removing the curse, of course.

2. A) I wonder if he put it somewhere he can see it...

Barbatos: You think he might be so fond of it that he’d want to look at it all the time?

Barbatos: I have to admit, that does make for a funny image. But I’d guess that he tossed it on the floor somewhere in his room.

2. B) I wonder if he threw it away...

Barbatos: Hmm, good question.

Barbatos: But the way he feels about it is complicated.

Barbatos: I doubt he’d be able to simply throw it in the garbage and walk away.

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I want yours, too.

Barbatos: Well, I never imagined I’d hear someone ask me for something like that.

Barbatos: But you’re a special exception, so I’d consider letting you have it.

Barbatos: 😊

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2. Try not to mess with the others too much, okay?

Barbatos: Why, you make me sound so malicious…

Barbatos: As long as they behave themselves, I won’t be forced to do anything rash.

Can I go too?

Barbatos: *eyes soft* Yes, of course. In fact, I was planning on inviting you.

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2. Sounds like fun!

Barbatos: *soft smile* Would you care to join me?

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Barbatos: *eyes crinkle* I am sure you will have a wonderful time.

–

*time skip*

*fade to festival market*

Barbatos: *looking around, pleasant* It’s quite lively, isn’t it? There are far more stalls than I was anticipating.

Do you know how the store with the rare tea leaves looks?

Barbatos: I don’t think it will stand out specifically. We will simply have to walk around and look for it. Our only clue is that it has a sign with tea utensils, but apparently that is also quite difficult to spot…

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2. So we just have to follow the aroma of tea?

Barbatos: *smiles* That would be an interesting method. However, considering the number of food stalls, I fear it will be extremely difficult to trace the aroma of tea…

–

Barbatos: *distracted, looks to the side* *eyes widen in concern* …Oh? It seems there’s a commotion over there. I wonder what happened. What in the Devildom are they all staring at…?

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Angeluke: Something needs to be done!

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Barbatos: Oh my… That appears to be a flame bird. *expression falls* I had heard that preparing flame tea leaves will allow you to witness a beautiful dance… *hums in concern* However, that flame bird seems to be going on a rampage. The demons around it are all fleeing in surprise. *determined frown* I cannot see the store owner, but it would be dangerous to leave the situation as is. We should capture it immediately.

Use magic.

*flash of white, camera shake*

Barbatos: *small smile, nod of approval* Just as I would expect of you, Chise. That was most decisive.

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2. Chase after it.

Barbatos: *eyes widen* Chise,  be careful. It wouldn’t do to agitate it any further…

*flash of white, camera shake*

Barbatos: *brows drawn in concern* Are you all right? The flames of a flame bird are quite harmless, but I imagine you were surprised. Please leave the rest to me.

*flash of white, camera shake*

Barbatos: …There, that takes care of that.

–

Barbatos: *sorrowful, worried* Now we simply need to figure out where it escaped from.

*pauses, looking around*

Barbatos: *polite* …Are you the store owner? No, I don’t require any thanks. *saddened* More importantly, what do you know of this flame bird? I had heard that they were of a more gentle disposition…

*time skip*

Barbatos: *touching chin, brows drawn in thoughtful concern* I see. So that’s what happened. If the tea is prepared properly, a flame bird of gentle disposition will appear, dance until it is satisfied, and then disappear. *sigh* However, this one was angry at a customer who disrespected the tea, so it went on a rampage and escaped from the store…

So the bird wasn’t satisfied.

Barbatos: As it hasn’t disappeared, that would be the natural conclusion. *sympathetic head shake* After receiving such ill treatment, it is no wonder that it is unsatisfied.

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2. I feel kind of sorry for it.

Barbatos: *saddened nod* Indeed, flame birds greatly value courtesy, so it’s unsurprising that such disrespect caused it to go berserk.

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Barbatos: *looks down at flame bird, expression regretful* It is currently being subdued by magic, but I can tell from its expression that it is still fuming. It would not be wise to keep it in this state for long. *returns eye contact* I can think of only one way to resolve this situation.

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Mammoney: You always have that?!

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Barbatos: Building a trusting relationship with the flame bird and satisfying it is the only way to resolve this situation.

We can let it dance to its heart’s content!

Barbatos: *nod* Indeed, flame birds are said to enjoy dancing more than anything else, so that should be enough to satisfy it.

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2. But how do we satisfy it?

Barbatos: *pleasant little smile* I imagine the best way is to allow it to dance. However, we will need to prepare a suitable environment.

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Barbatos: I have heard that they appreciate having a large audience. *eyes gleam, touching chin* Perhaps we could have it dance in front of the store, where visitors to the festival would be able to see it.

Barbatos: …*nod* The store owner seems satisfied with the suggestion, so it’s settled. *hums thoughtfully* That being said…it may be unwise to give it free rein in its current state. To ensure that it doesn’t go wild, we need someone to supervise it and control the dance.

Aren’t you the perfect demon for the job?

Barbatos: *chuckle* If you are recommending me, then I will have to fulfill the roll. In that case, I would be most grateful if you could provide support. *teasing smile, eyes crinkle* I am counting on you.

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2. I’ll do it!

Barbatos: *fond smile* That is most reassuring, Chise. Thank you. Please allow me to assist you.

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Barbatos: An impromptu performance may be difficult, so we should practise in a spacious area first.

*fade to inside of tent*

Barbatos: How fortunate that there was a practise area. We have received permission from the festival organizers, so let us begin.

*white flash, camera shake*

Barbatos: *kindly smile* *inclines head* Come, you can move freely now. Show us your face. *pause* *raises brows in surprised concern* …Oh dear. It was kicking up such a fuss earlier, but now it’s suddenly meek.

Perhaps it doesn’t trust us yet?

Barbatos: *expression falls* That is the likely cause.

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It may have lost its motivation.

Barbatos: *saddened* Or perhaps it is unwilling to obey our instructions?

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Barbatos: *sigh* *grimace* Considering that it was originally a rude customer that enraged it… We should probably demonstrate that we are of a different sort.

Barbatos, could you prepare some tea?

Barbatos: *chuckle* …I had the same thought. Naturally, I brought along some tea leaves so that we could enjoy a cup anytime.

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We need to demonstrate our good manners.

Barbatos: *smiles* In that case, shall we have a little tea party? Once it sees that we love tea and handle it with care, it may open its heart to us.

*time skip*

Barbatos: *content* …It’s ready. A blend tea.

It smells wonderful!

Barbatos: I chose a tea with a distinctive aroma in order to draw the flame bird’s attention.

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2. It’s a perfect cup.

Barbatos: *smiles* But of course. My role is to maximize the potential of any tea leaves.

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Barbatos: Let us see if our new friend takes an interest. I’ve made some for you too. Please, try a sip. *pause* *contented nod* …It seems to like it. Now then, let me ask again. Would you be willing to collaborate with us to put on a lovely dance in front of an audience?

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monSOLO: I bet that’s unforgettable.

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Barbatos: *quiet admiration* ...It seems to have responded to my words. Perhaps flame birds that appear in the correct way also dance in this manner. It’s like a completely different creature compared to when it was going berserk.

It’s beautiful.

Barbatos: Indeed. I’m glad it decided to show us its true nature. *touches chin* …I’ve thought of some good choreography that would take advantage of those flaming wings.

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2. I’d love to try all sorts of choreography!

Barbatos: *soft smile* As it happens, I was thinking the same thing.

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Barbatos: While watching it dance freely is perfectly sufficient, perhaps we could make some suggestions? Shall we see if it will listen?

*time skip*

Barbatos: *chuckle* It seems to have taken a liking to our choreography. We’re almost out of practise time, so let’s revise some of the finer points before the performance. *kindly* About the second move… Yes, that’s it. After the step, if you could create a burst of flame...

*flash of white*

Barbaots: Yes, that’s perfect. Well done. Do you have any final suggestions, Chise?

Fly as high as you can!

Barbatos: *surprised* It’s soaring far higher than it did before. *smiles* Lovely. It’s proof of the trust that we’ve built up with it.

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2. Do another lap, showing off your lovely wings!

*camera shake*

Barbatos: *smiles* That was perfect, wasn’t it? It seems to enjoy dancing for you.

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Barbatos: I think we have reached a sufficient level of perfection. Shall we begin the performance?

*fade to market festival stalls*

Barbatos: *fond chuckle* The flame bird seems to enjoy basking in the cheers and applause of the crowd.

It’s the result of everyone’s efforts.

Barbatos: *contented nod* Yes, no doubt the flame bird agrees that it was worth all the practise.

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2. I’ve never seen such a beautiful dance!

Barbatos: I’m sure it is delighted to hear that.

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Barbatos: *touches chin, watching flame bird wistfully* It seems very satisfied, so I imagine…

*pause*

Barbatos: …Yes, it disappeared. It’s unfortunate that we couldn’t bid it a proper farewell, but the most important thing is that we succeeded. *affectionate smile* Come, Chise. Let us go tell the store owner.

*time skip*

Barbatos: I didn’t expect him to give us some special flame tea leaves as thanks for satisfying the bird. *contented hum* Well, that takes care of that. You must be tired, Chise. Shall we find a quiet place to rest before heading back?

*fade to shrine stairs*

Barbatos: Today’s events were unexpected, but it was a valuable experience, and we obtained some flame tea leaves. All in all, it was a very good vacation. *chuckles, eyes crinkle* Just like the flame bird, I am feeling most satisfied. I think I will sleep soundly tonight.

I don’t think I’m satisfied yet, though.

Barbatos: *raises brows in surprise* Oh…? Is something missing?

A) I haven’t had nearly enough Barbatos today.

Barbatos: *fond smile* Oh my, what a cute reason to be dissatisfied. In that case, shall I give you a hug?

*gets closer*

Barbatos: *face close, eyes soft* …Are you feeling better now?

A-1) I’d like a kiss too.

Barbatos: *chuckles, eyes crinkle in delight* …I thought you might say that. Your expression seemed to say that a hug wasn’t sufficient. *soft eye contact* Of course, you aren’t the only one who feels that way. I was thinking the same thing.

*kiss*

Barbatos: *slow head shake* *fond sigh, softly smiling* I can never get enough of you. It is most troubling, really. *tender eye contact* …I love you, Chise.

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A-2) I want to stay like this for a bit longer.

Barbatos: *warm affection* I am happy to do so for as long as you wish. Let us stay like this until we are both satisfied.

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B) I’m feeling peckish...

Barbatos: *kindly* In that case, let us go look at the food stalls. I will keep you company for as long as you like, so please do not hold back on my account.

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2. Please make me some tea with those flame leaves next time.

Barbatos: *smiles* Yes, of course. I cannot wait to enjoy them with you. We can reminisce about today over a nice cup of tea.

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Text chat: Need a Souvenir? (from The Royals(3))

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Barbatos: With regard to the leave you granted me…

Barbatos: I’ve decided to spend it visiting the summer festival in Long Hu Town with Chise:

Diavolo: 🥳

Barbatos: What would you like for a souvenir?

Diavolo: I don’t need anything.

Diavolo: Please forget about me and enjoy yourself with Chise.

Barbatos: I cannot accept that.

Barbatos: If you do not have any specific requests, I will choose something with Chise.

Diavolo: 😩

Diavolo: Chise.

Diavolo: Please help Barbatos enjoy himself without worrying about me.

You can leave Barbatos to me.

Diavolo: 🥹

Diavolo: Thank you.

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2. We’ll choose a nice souvenir for you together!

Diavolo: 😳

Diavolo: In that case, I’ll just have to look forward to it.

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Text chat: The Gorgeous Dance of the Flame Bird (from Invocatio(3))

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Asmo: 🤯

Asmo: Hey, Solomon, did you see that video?!

Solomon: 🤨

Asmo: The one titled “The Gorgeous Dance of the Flame Bird.” 

Asmo: It’s gone viral on Devilgram!

Solomon: Oh, that. Yes, I saw it.

Solomon: I was so surprised when I spotted Barbatos and Chise in the background.

Asmo: Same here! I was not expecting that.

Asmo: Does that mean Barbatos and Chise went on a festival date?!

Barbatos: 🙂‍↕️

Asmo: Gosh, you’re lucky! You even left a video of the event. ❤️

Barbatos: I had no idea it would be filmed.

Solomon: No, I’m sure you had an inkling.

Asmo: Yeah, he’s looking directly at the camera in the video, isn’t it?

Asmo: 😏

Barbatos: 😊

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Text chat: Reuniting With the Flame Bird (from Barbatos)

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Barbatos: I was just thinking about the flame tea we had at the castle the other day.

Barbatos: It had a fragrant and rich flavour, didn’t it?

Barbatos: I enjoyed it greatly.

Yeah, it had a special feel about it.

Barbatos: 😊

Barbatos: It is not every day that one encounters a tea like that.

2. I’m glad you enjoyed our teatime.

Barbatos: 🙂‍↕️

Barbatos: I was most surprised when the flame bird we met at the festival appeared.

Barbatos: I imagine that’s what the store owner meant when he said it was “special” flame tea.

Barbatos: It’s a pity that it disappeared directly after the dance.

Barbatos: I was glad for the opportunity to reminisce about the summer festival, though.

Let’s do tea again soon.

Barbatos: 😄

Barbatos: We are out of flame tea leaves, but I can prepare one of my blends anytime.

Barbatos: Let’s have another tea party the next time you are free.

2. Do you think we’ll ever see it again?

Barbatos: 😊

Barbatos: As long as the desire remains, it is a distinct possibility.

Barbatos: I look forward to it.

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Phone call: Festive Flowers With You (from Barbatos)

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Barbatos: I apologize for the sudden call, but there is a small matter about which I’d like to inquire. You are aware of the video of the flame bird’s dance currently trending in the Devildom, yes? The view count continues to rise unabated, and it’s going viral even now.

It’s a bit embarrassing because I’m in it too.

Barbatos: There’s nothing for you to be embarrassed about. You were so wonderful that I couldn’t help but be completely taken with you.

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2. It’s great that everyone had so much fun!

Barbatos: Yes. It seems the flame leaf shop has seen quite the increase in customers as well. 

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Barbatos: Another group planning a summer festival saw the firebird’s performance, and requested a show at their own festival. Thus, I’d like to ask you for your opinion. Would you be interested in participating in another performance like that?

If it’s with you, then definitely!

Barbatos: *fond chuckle* Thank you very much. I feel the same way. If it’s the two of us, I’m certain we’ll be able to properly communicate with a firebird we’ve only just met. That’s how strong our bond together is.

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2. I think I’d like to meet the flame bird again.

Barbatos: I understand what you mean. I also find myself unable to forget that dance. Well then, I’ll let them know that we both plan on performing.

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Beelzeburger: A dancing pudding?!

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*Devildom supermarket*

Barbatos: *eyes crinkle with his delighted smile* Thank you for joining me today. I wanted to hear your thoughts before deciding what I shall give the Young Master for Valentine’s Day. *presses knuckles to chin with a hum of thought, grimacing uncertainly* I have already prepared his favourite chocolate and a nice tea to go with it, however...I’m wondering if there is anything else I can give him as well.

I’m sure he’ll be happy with whatever you give him. 

Barbatos: *smiles regretfully* Yes, I’m afraid that’s exactly the problem that I am facing. I realize I’m complicating an uncomplicated matter, but my only desire is to give the Young Master something that will make him smile.

Barbatos: *pauses for a moment in thought, resting chin on his knuckles*

Barbatos: …*lets out a soft sigh* Perhaps I should try thinking about this in a more simple way. 

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2. What about something he’s been interested in lately?

Barbatos: *nods with a hum of interest* I see... That might be a good idea. *eyes crinkle happily* Perhaps something like that would be best.

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Barbatos: The Young Master’s favourite book is “Where the Wild Puddings Are.” The next instalment of the series was just released. I can search for it. I believe it is titled “The Dance of the Pudding.” I must not forget to buy ingredients to make chocolate pudding to go along with his gift as well.

(Diavolo IS a child.)

Barbatos: *smile broadens with conspiritorally amusement* Please keep this plan a secret from the Young Master. I want everything to be perfect for his surprise.

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Lucifer: Who shall I discipline now?

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*RAD outdoor courtyard*

*sssshhhrrRRRRRIIIIIIRSHHHhh*

*loud EXPLOSION!!!!*

*Camera shaking! etc. All very serious.*

Satan: *eyes wide, pressing his hand over his heart in SHOCK* What in the Devildom happened here? *brows draw together in perplexed concern* ...Is the clock tower broken? 

Asmo: *heaves out the heaviest of sighs, hugging himself sadly* Levi summoned Lotan.

Satan: *rests hand on hip with an exasperate shake of his head* Not again... 

Asmo: *grimaces in confirmation* Apparently, Mammon stole Levi’s ticket to some meet-and-greet event with one of his favourite idols. Was it Sana-tan...? I can’t remember.

Satan: *shakes head with a heavy sigh, brows drawn together in mental exhaustion* Those two are always getting into it... 

Asmo: *shakes head with a nervous wince* Oh no, there’s water leaking out from the windows. The inside must be entirely flooded. Lucifer’s out on inspection duty, isn’t he? Good thing we’re off today. If he sees this, we’re in for a lot more than a whipping from the ceiling.

Satan: *looks up with another exhausted hum* Where do we even start? I don’t think the two of us can handle a mess of this proportion on our own. 

Asmo: I’m sure Lord Diavolo and Barbatos will think of something. 

Those two have something very important going on!

Asmo: *raises brows in realization* Oh, that’s right. Barbatos said he was going to give Lord Diavolo his Valentine present today. 

Satan: *grimaces with incoming defeat* Cleaning up a mess like this will take hours even with their help. 

Asmo: *hugs himself with a hum of concern* If they have to help us clean up, then they won’t get to celebrate their Valentine’s Day together... 

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2. You two have to do something about this!

Asmo: *grimaces with a hum of apologetic doubt* We’d like to, but neither of us possess the level of magical power that Lucifer has. *pouts prettily, twirling his hair* And you can’t honestly expect these flawless arms of mine to do any of the heavy lifting required to clear out all this rubble. I’m not Beel.

Satan: *nods seriously* Beel’s away for a practise game today. Maybe we should ask Lord Diavolo to take care of it.

Asmo: *blinks in realization* But wait, those two have important Valentine’s Day plans today.

Satan: *touches his chin with a grimace, expression torn with concern* I see... If we ask them for help, they may not have time to celebrate together later. 

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Angeluke: Tea cigar cookies look great!

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Satan: *hand on hip, expression serious* We’ll have to handle this ourselves. 

Asmo: *nods* If Chise says it’s up to us to fix this, then I don’t see how we have much of a choice.

Satan: We’ll clean up the interior. Chise, can I leave the exterior repairs to you? I’ve already contacted Solomon for help.

*ding!*

Satan: *smiles with satisfaction* It looks like he received my message.

Text message chat begins (from Solomon):

Solomon: Satan told me about what happened. Solomon: Do you remember the recovery spell I taught you? Solomon: It’s exactly like casting that spell. You can do it. Solomon: Remember to keep a strong image of how the building used to look like in your mind. Solomon: Draw a picture in your head of the building from all sides. Solomon: You’re essentially expanding the mental image you have in your mind. Solomon: Believe in yourself. You can do it.

Text message chat ends.

“Believe in yourself. You can do it. You HAVE to do it. Because I don’t WANNA get out of bed to help.”

Satan: Do you think you can do it?

O tower from my mind, be restored to your former state!

*flash of white, magic sparkles*

Satan: *perks up with a delighted grin* A spell that creates a concrete image of the picture you draw in the air. Nice work, Chise.

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2. That which is destroyed shall be restored!

*flash of white, magic sparkles*

Asmo: *throws arms out with a gasp of awe* The broken part of the tower is being restored?! Chise, you’re amazing!

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Satan: *smiles enthusiastically* We’ll start cleaning up the interior now. If you happen to see Lord Diavolo, tell him that we’ve got everything handled. 

Asmo: *bubbly smile* We’ll see you later, Chise!

(???) No need to tell me anything. I saw it all myself.

Barbatos: *dips head with a fond chuckle, eyes creasing happily* Wonderfully done, Chise.

Diavolo: *smiles cheerfully* Thanks to you, we can celebrate Valentine’s Day without any interruptions. 

Barbatos: *nods in reassuring satisfaction* Thankfully, it appears that only this building suffered damages. *smile broadens into an unnerving grin* Oh, we’ve taken the liberty of informing Lucifer of the events that have taken place between Mammon and Leviathan.

Diavolo: Why don’t we head back to the castle? Chise, you’re coming along too.

*fade to Demon Lord’s Castle flower garden*

Barbatos: *holds hands out with an eye-clinking smile* I’ve prepared a special chocolate tea party for us all today. 

Are you sure it’s all right if I join?

Diavolo: *nods happily* Of course. I wanted to spend the day together with both you and Barbatos from the very beginning. 

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2. Thank you for inviting me here.

Barbatos: *inclines head, eyes soft and kindly* The Young Master was looking forward to our tea party. As was I. *smile broadens with his chuckle* Though, I may have gone a bit overboard preparing everything so that you would be pleasantly surprised.

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Diavolo: *beams warmly* Come, Chise. Barbatos and I made the black chocolate rose fondant together.

Barbatos: *dips head with a smile* I hope the taste is to your liking. 

Diavolo: For you, Barbatos, I made you these hellfire mushroom tea rolled cigar cookies.

Barbatos: *straightens with widened eyes* ...! For me, My Lord?

Diavolo: *smiles with warm affection* You are always making me the most delicious hellfire mushroom rolled cigar cookies. *chuckles, breaking out into a cheerful grin* Thank you for always supporting me. I’m very grateful for your loyalty. 

Barbatos: *smiles warmly, holding hands out* Thank you, My Lord. This present is for you if you’ll accept. 

Diavolo: *wide-eyed, gobsmacked* “Where the Wild Puddings Are: The Dance of the Pudding”...! And your delicious pudding to go with it! *laughs with sheer delight, happy sparkles* Thank you. You’ve made my day, Barbatos.

(☝️ child)

Barbatos: *nods* Chise helped me decide on a proper gift to give you.

Diavolo: *smiles* Is that so? I asked Chise for advice on choosing your gift as well. *breaks out into another grin* Thank you, Chise. You’re the reason why either of us are able to be here together to celebrate in the first place.

You’re welcome.

Barbatos: *smiles wide, expression full of affection* We owe Chise our thanks for everything they did for us. Shall we begin showing them with our appreciation?

Diavolo: *grins with a noise of cheerful agreement, spreading arms in welcome* Indeed. Tonight, you may make any request you so desire. No need to hold back. Let us all enjoy a heart-warming Valentine’s Day.

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2. I’m glad we’re all able to be here to celebrate together!

Barbatos: *eyes crinkle happily with his noise of agreement* I am very happy to hear you say that. 

Diavolo: *chuckles warmly, spreading arms in welcome* In order to show our thanks to you, Chise, tonight we are both at your service to fulfill any request you so desire.

End.

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Text chat: Many Anniversaries (from The Royals(3))

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Diavolo: Chise, you handle the destruction at RAD spectacularly today.

Diavolo: You assessed the situation calmly and cooperated with Asmodeus, Satan, and Solomon to solve the problem.

Diavolo: I couldn’t have handled things better myself.

Barbatos: Chise, you handled that situation yourself so that we may have time to spend together and celebrate, isn’t that right?

Barbatos: Your kindness is truly something to behold.

You’re exaggerating.

Diavolo: It is the truth.

Diavolo: When your own power was not enough, your charisma allowed you to ask others for help in order to solve the problem.

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2. I couldn’t have done it without the others’ help.

Barbatos: It is no wonder why everyone takes such a liking to you.

Barbatos: Your kindness attracts everyone you come into contact with.

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3. What’s going to happen to Mammon and Levi?

Barbatos: Lucifer will handle their punishments accordingly.

Barbatos: 😊

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Diavolo: Why don’t we have a ceremony celebrating Chise’s excellence as an upstanding exchange student?

Barbatos: A wonderful idea, My Lord.

Barbatos: We should plan for the ceremony and an afterparty as well.

Barbatos: Perhaps I should bake a cake in the shape of an award certification as well.

Barbatos: *rests chin on knuckles in intrigued surprise* Thirteen, you were infected as well? *grimaces, looking down thoughtfully* That’s odd. I had heard that the majority of those who had contracted the disease have already made a full recovery. 

Thirteen: *outraged panic* And I heard that it would clear up on its own, but it hasn’t gotten the least bit better! *embarrassed sulk*  I came to ask about a cure, since I know that Chise wouldn’t go blab about it to everyone... *sighs, pouting* But, with you two here? Fat chance of that happening. Ugh, just kill me now.

I’m so glad that you came to me for help!

Thirteen: *shakes head grumpily* Well, you won that honour by process of elimination. *noise of frustration* I’d usually take care of this kind of thing on my own, but this disease is driving me up the wall. 

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2. Don’t worry, they’re good at keeping secrets.

Barbatos: *expression softens in understanding* Oh, yes. We wouldn’t dream of spreading such idle gossip. 

Lucifer: More to the point, we wouldn’t gain anything from it.

Thirteen: *perks up in relief* Oh, yeah? I guess I can live with that.

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Thirteen: So, you all caught it, right? But, you got better. Could you help me kick this thing? 

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Mammoney: Yo, I hate this delusion stuff!

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Barbatos: *expression kindly, eyes and smile soft with understanding* Well, then. Let’s set about trying to cure you of the Dark Delusions more quickly. *touches chin thoughtfully* Quite simply, we shall have you speak and act in a manner befitting of the genre.

Barbatos: *smiles* We have learnt that any attempts to suppress the disease tend to make the symptoms worse, so please do not hold back.

Thirteen: *spluttering indignation* Huh?! You’ve GOT to be kidding me! 

That’s honestly how it works.

Thirteen: *shakes head, dismayed* But, spouting all that cringy stuff is exactly what I DON’T want to do! 

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2. Yeah, it sucks.

Thirteen: *pouts unhappily* It sucks so bad! So, do you have any other options? 

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Lucifer: *shakes head* Rather unfortunately, that has proven to be the most effective method. 

Barbatos: *grimaces sympathetically, concerned* I might also add that you have been suffering the effects of the disease for an unusually long period of time. *sighs* If you do not take action, I fear this may persist through to the end of your days.

Thirteen: *noise of frustrated horror* All right, fine! I get it! If that’s what it’s going to take, then I’ll just have to suck it up!

Barbatos: *smiles* In that case, why not start by introducing yourself in an overly dramatic fashion? 

Thirteen: *frowns in concentration* I...am the one they call Thirteen. I hail from...the shadowy depths of the silent... Uuuuugh...

Stick with it, Thirteen!

Thirteen: *shakes head* I’m trying, I swear! *whines in frustration* But, this stuff is just so lame! It’s like, the complete opposite of my aesthetic! 

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2. Don’t fight it!

Lucifer: *grimaces, brows drawn* Well, I can respect the desire to. 

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Lucifer: *sighs, shaking head* Hm. It seems that we have a long way to go. 

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Beelzeburger: What a cool way to introd...

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Thirteen: Hey, why don’t you guys give me some examples? I think I’d feel a lot better about letting go if it wasn’t just me, you know? *frowns, petulant* I mean, it’s not fair that I’m the only one who has to make an embarrassment of herself!

Lucifer: *exasperated* Weren’t we only supposed to be here for moral support?

Let’s show her how it’s done!

Barbatos: *nods kindly* Agreed. We must offer nothing less than our fullest support. 

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2. Yeah, that would be really embarrassing.

Thirteen: *pouts* Good, so you do get it.

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Lucifer: *sighs unhappily, shaking head in defeat* Well, if we must. I’ll go first, then... *smiles smugly, arms crossed* I am Lucifer. Of the seven rulers of the Devildom, I am the most highly ranked.

Barbatos: *chuckles in amusement* My name is Barbatos. However, you may know me best as the black butler of the Crown Prince of the Devildom.

While I, the mighty exchange student, have all seven so-called “rulers” under my thumb!

Lucifer: *huffs in amusement, quirking a fond smile* Hmph. Finally bold enough to state that aloud, are we? That leaves you, Thirteen.

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2. ...Yep, just like that! Go ahead, Thirteen!

Thirteen: *scowls in protest* Hey! You’ve got to do one, too! Fine, whatever. If it’s my turn, then it’s my time to shine! 

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Thirteen: *straightens with a confident grin* I am the one they call Thirteen. Hailing from the shadowy depths of the silent realm, I am a sinister reaper of souls!

Lucifer: *noise of inquiry* Well? Did that help?

Thirteen: *frowns, blurting again* The malicious curse that has taken root in my body yet refuses to budge!

Barbatos: *sighs, grimacing* It would appear not.

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DDSimeon: It's like they were ready for it.

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Thirteen: *scoff of frustration, shaking head* We’ve tried all kinds of things, but nothing’s working!

Lucifer: *hums in concern, grimacing with an unnecessary amount of pity* It could be that reapers don’t recover from the Dark Delusions as quickly.

That’s definitely a possibility!

Lucifer: *nods* After all, you’re the first one to ever catch the disease. The drawn out symptoms may simply be due to your physical makeup as a reaper. 

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2. There’s got to be something left to try!

Thirteen: *perplexed* You really will go all out for other people, huh? *giggles, smiling appreciatively* You big weirdo. But, I really appreciate it. 

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Barbatos: *inclines head thoughtfully* Should we perhaps try a more continuous exchange? 

Lucifer: Ah, so a proper dialogue instead of more isolated lines? True, we’ve yet to try that. It may well make all the difference. 

Thirteen: *hums doubtfully, finger pressed to cheek with a grimace* Sure, but I don’t get regular flashes of inspiration from the disease. And it’s not like I can come up with this cringy stuff on the fly. How am I supposed to keep up a conversation? 

Barbatos: *nod of encouragement, expression soft* What if we had a script to go by?

Lucifer: *intrigued* Now there’s an idea. Then you could simply focus on delivering your lines. A rather unfortunate side-effect of this disease is that I have heard far more of this absurdity than I cared to. It shouldn’t take long to draft a short scene. *nods* Right, let’s get started immediately.

*time skip*

Barbatos: *thoughtful, relaxed* ...This next line here, do you think it might benefit from some slight alteration? 

Lucifer: *hums in consideration, tilting head* Hm, perhaps adding an attack name would suffice. The cadence is already rather poetic, so that would add a certain distinction to it. 

Barbatos: Indeed it might. *turns attention with a smile, dipping head in acknowledgment* Chise, what are your thoughts on the matter?

I think we should tweak the wording.

Barbatos: *eyes soft, appreciative little smile* Yes, I think a few small changes would truly bring out its inherent showmanship. In which case, let’s try... “Resist the swirling vortex of shadow and make for the Wailing Gate!”

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2. Let’s add an attack name!

Lucifer: *smiles confidently* Agreed. That would give it the impact it needs. Hm... “Gate of Darkness” might make for a fitting final strike.

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*another time skip*

Barbatos: There, our script is complete. 

Thirteen: ...I guess that means I’m up. Don’t worry, I promise I’ll do your creation justice.

Thirteen: *eyes widen in realization* ...Hold the phone. I’ve gone this whole time without saying anything even remotely lame! *gasps with a jump of delight, happy sparkles* Doesn’t that mean I’m cured?!

Barbatos: *raises brows with a noise of sincere surprise* Goodness. It appears we did not need the script after all. 

Lucifer: *heaves a deep sigh* ...Apparently not. 

That’s great news!

Thirteen: *laughs in sheer, triumphant delight, beaming happily* And I owe it all to you guys! 

(She so cute!)

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2. Let’s act it out anyways!

Thirteen: *scowls darkly* Heck no! You couldn’t pay me to! 

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Lucifer: *casually* Well, then. I suppose we can consign this creation to the trash where it belongs. 

Barbatos: *quirks an amused smile, inclining head* Ah, I wonder if I might be able to have it? The Young Master has been quite taken by the genre, as of late. *smiles cheerfully, eyes crinkling* I’m certain this script would amuse him to no end. 

Lucifer: *immediately crosses arms to hide self-consciousness, looking down with incoming worry* I don’t mind if you let him read it, but under no circumstances are you to let him know that I had ANY part in its creation. 

Barbatos: *dips head with a small little smile, pointedly making no promises* Goodness, that is a shame. 

End.

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Text chat: A Finely Crafted Script (from The Fantastic Three(3))

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LordDiavolo: Best to leave it to Barbatos.

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Levi: *miserable curiosity* A sneeze demon? What’s that? *achoo*

Barbatos: It’s a tiny demon that causes those around it to sneeze. It’s so small that it cannot be seen with the naked eye, and it only affects other demons. 

Asmo: *sad groan* So that’s why Chise isn’t sneezing... *achoo*

Lucifer: A sneeze demon? *sighs* I’ve heard of it, but I didn’t even consider the poss—*achoo* ...So, how do we deal with it?

Barbatos: *rests chin on knuckles* Cleaning is the best way to get rid of it. *meets eyes with a soft smile* Chise, would you assist me?

Sure, I’ll do my best!

Barbatos: *chuckles, eyes crinkling in delight* Thank you. Your assistance is most appreciated. 

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2. Just us?

Barbatos: *grimaces with a hum of concern* Considering their current predicament, I don’t think the others will be of much help. *smiles softly, personable* We’ll have to manage with the two of us. 

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Barbatos: *nods* Let us begin immediately.

*fade to Levi’s bedroom*

Barbatos: *short sigh of dismay* So much clutter. It’s the perfect environment for a sneeze demon. *nod* We can start by throwing out these old magazines. 

Levi: *wide-eyed gasp of horror* W-W-Wait! Those back issues are really valuable! 

Barbatos: *grimaces audibly* Then, what about all these sweets? 

Levi: *horrified* *possessive scowl* No! Those came with the magazines! Every object in this room is a priceless part of my collection!

Levi: *straightens, squeezing eyes shut* A...a...a...*ACHOO*!

Barbatos: *quiet hum of uncertainty* That leaves us with something of a dilemma... 

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DDSimeon: Time to clean Purgatory Hall.

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Barbatos: *grimaces, eyes sweeping the room* Leviathan, if you refuse to throw anything away, then do you intend to live with the sneeze demon forever?

Levi: *sad panic* I’d rather not... *achoo* 

Please Levi. We need you to compromise.

Levi: *hums doubtfully, pouting* “Compromise”...? What do you want exactly?

Barbatos: Put the books on the bookshelf and the accessories in this box. Anything that doesn’t fit needs to be disposed of.

Levi: *aghast, deep pouting* Whoa, that’s pretty strict! *achoo*

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2. Why don’t we move the stuff you aren’t using?

Levi: *achoo* *shoulders slump* All right... I’ll take it to the storeroom...

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*time skip*

Levi: *beaming grin, happy sparkles* Ah! Everything feels so clean! *eyes widen in shock* ...Wait, was my room this big? *nods, smiling adorably, happy sparkles* My Zaramela poster and Ruri-chan figures are way easier to see now! 

Barbatos: *chuckles, smiling pleasantly* Well then, let’s move onto the next room, Chise. 

*fade to Asmo’s bedroom*

Asmo: *giggles triumphantly, confident* As you can see, my room is already spick and span! *achoo* I’ve got all my colognes beautifully lined up over here... *ahchoo*

Barbatos: *shakes head with a sigh* However, they’re covered in dust. 

Asmo: *raises brows with a blink* Eh…? 

Barbatos: *hums, considering* You cannot expect an object to stay beautiful unless you keep it dust free. 

Asmo: *wide-eyed* They’re...not beautiful? *achoo* How is that possible? *achoo* *hugs himself, shaking head in horrified dismay* Aaah! I’ll wipe them immediately!

Barbatos: *eyes crinkle with approval* Let’s clean everything thoroughly.

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Lucifer: They'll skip cleaning duty if yo...

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*the twins’ bedroom*

Barbatos: *hums in consideration* Next is the twins’ room. *walks to the other side of the room, assessing* It’s quite humid in here. Just the sort of environment that sneeze demons favour.

Beel: *puppy sadness* So, we need to air out the place? *achoo* 

Barbatos: *nods* You had best hang the bedding as well. 

Beel: *nods seriously* Got it.

*rustling camera shake*

Belphie: *merps with wide-eyed indignation* ...Hey! Don’t hang me up with it!

Beel: *startles as well* Oh, sorry. I didn’t see you there. 

Barbatos: *looks downwards, softly dismayed* Oh my? What’s all this under the desk? Cans? Prepackaged foods? Cookies?

Are these Beel’s?

Beel: *smiles warmly* Yeah, it’s all stuff I bought online. *achoo* I thought I’d eaten those already. 

Belphie: *chuckles with a fond smile* Good thing you found them... *achoo*

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2. Are these Belphie’s?

Belphie: *shakes head* Of course not. 

Beel: *perks up with a smile* Oh! That’s where those were! Now I can eat them if I get hungry in the middle of the night... *achoo*

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*time skip*

Belphie: *soft little smile, pleased* Well, we’ve tidied up the room, and the bedding is clean… *chuckles happily, eyes crinkling with sparkles* It feels so comfy now!

Barbatos: *chuckles with a sincere, pleased smile* I’m happy to be of service. 

*fade to HOL common room*

Mammon: ...Hey, Barbatos! Chise! How’s the cleaning goin’?

Barbatos: *nods politely* We’ve done a pass through the whole house. 

Lucifer: *pleased smile* Already? You work fast. We’ve cleaned this room. 

Beel: *eager smile* Whoa. It really is spotless. 

Belphie: *smiles appreciatively* Thanks to Barbatos and Chise, our room is also immaculate. 

Asmo: Mine too! I’ve dusted it from top to bottom! 

Satan: *smiles charmingly* My apologies. It seems you cleaned my room while I was out. 

Levi: *beams happily* Thanks for your help just now. I’ll do my best to lead a clean otaku lifestyle without hoarding too much.

Lucifer: Hm? You’ve all stopped sneezing.

Asmo: *eyes widen* Huh? When did that happen?

Levi: *gasps* Hey, now that you mention it, we have! You’re amazing, Barbatos!

Barbatos: *straightens with an eye-crinkling smile, pleased hum* I merely did a little cleaning with Chise. 

I learned a lot about cleaning today.

Barbatos: We only had time for the basics… *eyes crinkle in delight with his pleased chuckle* If you’re interested, I’d be glad to teach you a few advanced techniques later on.

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2. There’s nothing like a clean house.

Barbatos: *dips head, smiling kindly* That’s the true joy of cleaning. It’s very good for your mental health.

Lucifer: *nods with a grateful smile* Thank you, Barbatos. And you, Chise. You must be tired. Please, relax. I’ll pour you some tea. 

Barbatos: *dips head* You are most kind... 

*time skip*

Barbatos sits close to MC.

Barbatos: *sets cup down with a soft smile, sighing in satisfaction* ...Ahh. *eyes crinkle with a cheerful chuckle, sparkling happily* Nothing sparks more joy than a cup of tea in a well-cleaned room. 

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Text chat: The Words of a Cleaning Master (from The Brothers and the Demon Lord(10))

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Asmo: Hey, Barbatos!

Asmo: Even the bathrooms are spotless! I was so surprised!

Satan: As is the sofa in the library.

Satan: I thought those stains would never come out.

Beel: The kitchen table too.

Mammon: How did ya get everything so clean?

Barbatos: The key lies in using the proper cleaning utensils.

Baebatos: Use the right tool for the right job, and you can make anything spotless.

Satan: Amazing.

Mammon: It’s like magic!

Did you use a little magic?

Barbatos: 🤭

Barbatos: I wonder?

Asmo: True words from a true cleaning master. I should write this stuff down!

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2. Wouldn’t it be faster to clean with magic?

Barbatos: It’s case by case.

Barbatos: However, you cannot clean perfectly with magic alone.

Barbatos: At the end of the day, some things need to be done manually.

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Satan: 🙂‍↕️

Barbatos: Gentlemen, I’m sure that you don’t want any more visits from sneezing demons…