The Shit Waifu of The Day Is:

This one requires a bit of explanation.

A while back I was reading through a pile of terrible old Conan books from the ‘80s, and stumbled across one where apparently the only acceptable way of describing Conan was comparing him to a panther. He moved with lithe, panther-like grace. He struck with panther-like ferocity. His muscles were taut and coiled like a panther about to strike. And so on. At some point the author started to invent new adjective forms of panther-like just so he didn’t have to repeat himself three times in the same paragraph.

And so, this table. For when you need to describe the barbarian in your life.

panther-like

pantheraceous

pantheractic

pantheral

pantherastic

pantherative

panthereal

pantherene

pantheresque

pantherful

pantherial

pantheric

pantherical

pantheriffic

pantheriform

pantherine

pantherish

pantherly

pantheroid

pantherotic

pantherous

pantherphilic

panthory

panther-style

panther-y

like a panther

not unlike a panther

in a manner reminiscent of a panther

with the proportionate ability of a panther

Roll again on this table, and also on Sub-Table: Acceptable Panther Substitutes. If this result is indicated again, give up and try to find a way to describe your barbarian that doesn't involve panthers.

Sub-Table: Acceptable Panther Substitutes

bobcat

cat

caracal

catamount

cheetah

cougar

hellcat

jaguar

jaguarundi

jungle cat

kitten

leopard

liger

lion

lynx

margay

mountain lion

ocelot

oncilla

panther (Why mess with what works?)

puma

sandcat

serval

she-cat

tiger

tigon

tigrillo

tigrina

tomcat