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Interesting bill.

42 strawberry margaritas $60 of appetizers 1 whiny person who doesn't eat anything unless it has ranch dressing in it

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Investors are starting to sour on the idea of reimbursing hedge funds for multi-million dollar trader bonuses, lavish marketing dinners and trophy office space.

Mother fucker. I dropped my stinkin' phone in the toilet at work. So I shook as much water out as was possible and removed the battery and such--and cussed. A bunch. Jebus forgive me. It's in three pieces in my pocket. I was trying to log the 50 calories of chocolate syrup in my coffee this morning. I guess it just wasn't meant to be. ~ There's an hour and a half left in my shift today. I spend a good, solid hour this morning cleaning out year-old junk from the hostess stand. I feel kind of accomplished, but I dropped my phone in the toilet, which negates all pride.

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