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*Annoyed muttering* People on Twitter smh.
I'm just saying it makes absolutely no fucking sense for Astarion to be 40 years old in human years.
Elves have a lifespan of approximately 700 years and Astarion was turned into a vampire at 39. Now if we use the assumption that elves age at the same rate as humans till they reach adulthood (because if it didn't slow down Halsin at 350 would look like fucking withers) that makes it impossible for Astarion to be middle aged.
400-300 would likely be middle aged for an elf and Astarion didn't even hit 100 guys. I legit see people out here using his fucking hair color as a reason to claim he's old (I mean yes he is old he's a fucking 200 year old vampire, but physically he's very well preserved). Have you guys ever fucking seen an elf before in like anything ever? Just a little fun fact but in most fantasy stories elves have white hair because you know they're fucking magical creatures.
Okay rambling over. I honestly don't know why this annoys me so much. Probably some nerdy ocd thing and it doesn't make sense in my brain.
AHHHH 😤
Edit: So apparently there's some stats in a mobile game that says he's 350 (with vampirism keep in mind), BUT this conflicts with the dev notes saying he was turned at 39 so ehhhh.....IDK inconsistencies with lore in video games happen all the time.
Either way he still isn't fucking 40 in human years.
okay but smoker shadowheart. she's real to me
BG3 screenshots from my last gaming session
they all have such a way with words
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damn now I need to test this with another character to see if she only says that to him fuck
The City of Baldur's Gate
from /r/vexillology Top comment: The City of Baldur's Gate is a fictional town state from the Forgotten Realms setting of Dungeons & Dragons. The ship is the Ship of Balduran, the great sea faring explorer for whom the town was named after. I mainly made this for vectoring practice. Based on this official coat of arms: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/0/05/Baldur%27s_gate_coat_of_arms-5e.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191025215644 Edit: I am just now realising that the thin red and white stripes next to the center field are different weights I am gonNNA SCREAM FFS.