Bakugo Being a Little Shit
absolutely will stick his foot out to trip you and then pretend he didn't
doesn't close the door when he leaves your room (is it spite or ignorance,,, you don't know)
snorts at the most inappropriate fucking moments
he thinks he's so fucking funny
teases you with dead bugs
when you fall he laughs
when you lose a spar he laughs
he laughs like a little shit
(i like that laugh hehehehe, THAT is how he laughs)
no warning he will haul you over his shoulder and just fucking book it
if you ever need braces he will tease you relentlessly
edging.
when he becomes a father
oh lord
he will give you heart attacks daily by just holding your child
"no don't worry about it babe look they love it"
"OH SHI- haha just kidding"
that image of Hemsworth dangling his toddler by the leg.
daily.
teaches the kids to cuss, no regrets
when you chew him out for it he smiles like that cat
learns to cuss in other languages just to spite you
takes pictures whenever you are drunk or otherwise under the influence and saves them in an album that he regularly updates
shows it to your house guests
you cough the tiniest bit and he's whacking you on your back so hard
taps shit in morse code just to freak people out
