I've been a bagger the past week so I've really been making sure I'm on top of getting all of the carts outside and making sure I don't hog the register lanes like a bitch while my coworkers do them but there's this girl who does do that so after I've been out all day I came up to her post each time she left for a second and nudged her out of the way telling her I wasn't going anywhere and "well you can get carts if you want but I'm not going back out so.." and I'm just keeping a straight face but inside I have such a smart ass smirk I was so proud of myself I'm so lame.













