Lemme explain with a story...

Satan slipped a whoopie cushion under God's seat at the very last second ever conceived of. Then he led God in blindfolded and brought God over in front of a very sweet-smelling bagel with everything in it. Then before he sat God down, he snapped his fingers to remove the blindfold so God could see again.

And the bagel had a singal candle in the middle with a pretty flame burning away at the wick and wax. He finally sat God down.

The noise that came out of the whoopie cushion. It was a much bigger fart than you can even imagine.

But it was actually God's bag of holding. Everything came out, even the gross and messy bits.

God started laughing so hard that this time, real shit came out of God's asshole.

"Happy Birthday, Dad," is what Satan then said as he gasped for breath between laughter. "Did you find God yet?"

God sighed, attempting to not fall onto the floor in even worse laughter. "No, because clearly someone set this up and it wasn't me."

"Of course you set it up yourself."

God took a second to stare at the bagel. "Wait, isn't this the first bagel I ever boiled and baked? How did you find it? I thought it was gone."

"It was in the last place. You just forgot to bring it with you. You left it in Hell when you finally drop-kicked my stubborn ass there."

God cursed. "You are the worst angel I think I've ever made."

"And you love me for it. I still only ever act in the way you made me."

"I always will, though. Brat."

"Oh, we both know it's just a massive joke."

"Right, because you're the pain in my ass that always has to point out the flaw. Thanks for that, by the way."

1st group

2nd group

3rd group - outside the main cast, but have ties to the characters