but for real i think i might??? be staring at this for the rest of my life??? @baeogorath asked me what i wanted for christmas, found a loophole, and gifted me the most INCREDIBLE meme art and I CANNOT!!! look at my girl and the MOSCOW MULE IN THE MUG AND. SHE'S SO TIRED. I LOVE HER.
thank you red for this most incredible gift second only to your friendship!!!
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thank you lovely!! sorry this took a moment, i thought i had it queued for yesterday.
john & lyra donāt have kids in their og canon ā they never have the chance since dies in the holy war and she felt strongly against having children who would have all their earliest memories in a bunker ā so i answered this for their shared canon with their dear darling deputy, @risenluciferāās wesley brooks. <3
8 answered here xx
15. Ā who is better at comforting the kids when theyāre scared?
this is actually all of them. wes is the first line of defense. lyraās assertion thatĀ āsheāll gut anyone who touches themā with graphic descriptions of the disembowelment process were only questionably helpful so she left that bit to him and favors soothing witticisms and rationality.
john is also scared. john is crying. john no
( i jest. john is the moral support. )
a. who do they think their child takes after? in what ways do they remind them of each other?
shaggy is very certain they all take after brother john, most especially the twins, thank you very much. praise the father none of those sinner genes got passed on!
the twins inherited the chaos of their genes. lyra and wes are certain they were never that bad. john assures them they still are. physically, they favor wesās coloring, with his eyes and lighter hair ( though jolene has lyraās hair and freckles ). everyone but shaggy sees it; he maintains that they can simply never know decisively who fathered them. they remind wes of the minicultists with their penchant for drama and red soles.
cyrus and philippa resemble both their blood parents, with aggressive blue eyes, stronger noses, and lyraās angular bone structure; theyāre unmistakably both john and lyraās. theyāre not as volatile as their parents or siblings; while shaggyās influence was lost on the twins entirely ( because of their sinner blood, no doubt ), shaggy successfully instilled a degree of temperance in them that prevents them from committing arson or homicide alongside their elder siblings.Ā
š Louise moved to Illinois at a rather young age. She was around 20 when she arrived, and around 21-22 when she set foot in Lost Heaven. The only reason she managed to survive is because her family back in the UK is middle-class so she was able to have a bit of a starting fund.
š When she initially applied at the Corleone Hotel as an entertainer, many people, including the manager, assumed sheād do physical entertainment. Some confusion and a smacked cheek later and Louise is officially hired as a singer.
š And itās definitely not the only time it happens. Sheās received many propositions but the people whoāve tried arenāt the nicest, thatās why so far sheās denied every man. Except one, I suppose.
your eminence!!! pop off!!!! how you spoil me!!!! under the cut for potential spoilers of AN and maybe WH if iām feeling wild.
meta author asks ā„
7 answered here!
20. tell us the meta about your writing that you really want to ramble to people about (symbolism youāve included, character or relationship development that you love, hidden references, callbacks or clues for future scenes?)
iām a simple bitch which means that thereās a 1,000 things that i want people to know (lmao).Ā
the biggest being the symbolism/reference to water being a rebirth; thereās three times in ancient names where elliot finds herself in water (not like rain, but like, in water) and each time was very purposeful. 1.) the beginning of the story, when john is trying toĀ ābaptizeā drown her; 2.) when kian wakes her up by dunking her in the sameĀ river to then try and hunt her for sport, which ultimately ends up being the most cathartic experience elliot because she gets to obliterate his face with a blunt object; 3.) the secondĀ āactualā baptism, which is simultaneously a thing that elliot wants and doesnāt want, and which is then witnessed by the one person whose opinion she really values (and who is still alive), burke.
i also really love the concept of the hanahaki disease, the Very Anime disease where someone who is plagued with unrequited love coughs up flower petals (and will eventually die unless their love is reciprocated), which i included one time in ancient names without explaining in the notes and now once in witching hour with explaining in the notes. it was a direct callback to the idea that john is continuously trying to have a foot in both worlds even though elliot tells him he canāt, because ultimately the continuous lying and attemps at just manipulating her rather than just being upfront is going to end up fucking him over nonstop.
favorite relationship? ell and jacob. they definitely would have killed each other but in my brain, after jacob saw what she did to kian, he thought. hm. yeah. survival genes. nice.Ā and they had this weird tentative alliance after that.
uhHH yeah i could talk for a thousand years about the things i put in ancient names because i had so many and then never extrapolated on them asjdkhd iām sorry this is so fucking long!!!!
25. what part of writing is the most fun?
the dialogue!!! in case you havenāt noticed, (lmao), i write really dialogue heavy stuff. i think itās my stronger quality as an author and that iām weaker in the scene building/set-up, because i love a good zinger/one-liner. especially where john is concerned. i tend to write things that i like, and what i like are black comedies/horror comedies, and so i love writing john seed in this context because the absolute incredulity that this absurd series of events has become his life but also itās not thatĀ weird, considering who heĀ is and where heās come from, is so so so fun.
also, of course, getting to share it. i love getting to connect with people over my writing. iāve made so many awesome friends here in this fandom and getting to share and just like!!! idk pandemic times but i still get to make new friends and chat with people!! thatās just cool imo
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hi red!!! ilu!! thanks for always entertaining my fool head!
iām going to go with elliot/cora for this one because ᓵāįµ įµįµįµįµįµį¶¦į¶ įµĖ” and i can do what i want
15. describe your favorite moment of that ship!
obviously i love every moment, but favorite moment is when cora locks eyes with another parent at a PTA meeting that elliot is about to throw down with because they had the audacity to insinuate one of their children was causing problems (āa STAMMOS-HONEYSETT? CAUSING PROBLEMS? THE FUCKING NERVEā) and then having to goĀ āthat oneās mineā and get her wifey. and then vice versa.Ā
19. talk about a headcanon youāve never talked about before.
THIS IS HARD BECAUSE WE TALK ABOUT THE HCāS but i thiiiiink it would probably be that elliot brags about cora all the time. like any time she gets the chance to. sheās so safe and happy with cora that she just glows, and so someone will be likeĀ āi like your rose bushā and sheāll be likeĀ āthank you, my WIFE bought it for me, she knows theyāre my favorite woody perennialā because. elliot would have a favorite woody perennial and cora would know it.
OHHHH YEAH BABY red you know iāll give u anything u want!!!
4. what fandomās/shipās fan fiction do you read the most?
you would not be able to tell looking at my ao3 bookmarks unfortunately, but obviously far cry 5, red dead redemption 2, and some dragon age. i actually donāt read as much fanfic as i would like because my dumb talented friends on here keep feeding me content so i never have to try hard to find it!!!Ā
5. whatās a crackship you love?
there are too many to COUNT! cora/jacob, audry/joseph, elliot/literally any other seed that isnāt john.... i also want to say isolde/joseph because while they are likeĀ ācanonā in my pre-cult au, watching them interact is like being on crack and can only be ingested in small doses.
@shallow-gravy i was gonna put the unholy trinity but u know what? thatās not crack. thatās canon in my heart