#baeklisa

omg no cus like i love baekhyun so baddddddd it’s actually embarrassing i’m literally ovulating rn thinking abt us dyeing our hair the same color n pulling up in coordinated fits 😭😭😭 he’d be so down to do the whole “matchy-matchy couple goals” thing but when i tell him i think it’s corny, he’s just like, “yes baby i like what u like” but like he's just so down bad for me its like everything i say goes in his world and sigh MY TYPE honestly

baeklisa fun fact of the day is that both he and i hate scary movies but one night we went to a friend’s movie night n everyone was dead set on watching the scream movies. n obviously we weren’t gonna b party poopers, so we’re like 'fiiiiiiiine 🙄 but we’re not gonna enjoy it' just to end up eating that slasher shit uppppp. credits hadn’t even finished rolling before we were on amazon, adding a no face mask to our cart so we can roleplay in the bedroom

i know baekhyun's like 9 inches taller than me but i'd literally gaslight him into thinking he's not that much taller

me: *seeing baekhyun with airpods max that literally millions of other people own* UGH HE’S SOOOOO OBSESSED W ME‼️‼️‼️ CANT BELIEVE HES BUYING THE SAME THINGS I HAVE UGH WE’RE JUST LIKE SO IN TUNE SO IN SYNC ITS PRACTICALLY CANON #BAEKLISA4L #BAEKLISATRUTHER

when i wake up in exoplanet and baekhyun sees me n goes “well hello there fine shyt 👅” but jongin’s like “errrmmm.,,, no! 🤓☝🏼shes mine actually” and then yixing chimes in like, “she doesn’t even want u losers…..she wants ME!” and then i go 🫷🏼😏😝🫸🏼 “fellas… fellas….. please. theres no need to fight. there’s plenty of mommy lisa to go around.” but then they start throwin hands n full-on brawling and somewhere in the chaos, baekhyun sneaks me out, whisks me into his porsche, and tells me that from the second he laid eyes on me, he just knew i was the one for him

i just know baekhyun would spoil me w all the little trinkets my heart desires. all i’d have to do is send him a link n it’s as good as mine. every time he comes back from a schedule, he’d have something small and thoughtful tucked away for me. i can already imagine the texts he’d send while he’s away: “babyyyyy, i found you some sonny angels!” and i’d reward his hard work and effort w a nude or two, just to keep him motivated.