Mar 2, 2025
My Name (Netflix)
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My Name (Netflix)
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Mean muggin' with the #officialchuckman #byron #bae #badmans #onroad (at Byron Burger Camden)
THE SAGA OF SWORDMAN
Messenger: I'm here from the King. The baddies are coming. We need everyone to sword again. You were the best sworder we had
Swordman: I'm sorry, I gave that up, I no longer sword
Messenger: darn
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Swordman: There's danger, but I promised I never sorwd again for u and the boy
Prettywife: I'm glad u stopped swording. U are a good person; thank you for having sex with me
Swordman: I kiss u
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Villager: Oh no, baddies
Badman: Swiggity-swag, who wants 2 die
Prettywife: Ahh!
Swordman: Run! I save the boy!
Son or Daughter: Sworddad!
Swordman: Boy or Daughter!
[Badman kills Prettywife and BoyorDaughter]
Badman: haha
Swordman: No.... nn-nooo! I must.... SOWRD AGAIN!
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Mentor: Why are you swording, Swordman
Swordman: To stop the Badman
Mentor: No. . why are u REALLY srowrdring
Swordman: Well--
Mentor: I TELL U WHY: because your sad about prettywife and boy or daughter
Swordman: I'm stoppieng baddies
Mentor: Listen Swordman: some porblems,...CANNOT be sorded.
Swordman: Hmm....
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[Swordman swords most of the baddies.]
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SomeBaddy: Oh-! I've ben sworded--but I had feelings! Wife and child! Or I was....FORCEDd to fight? eoorgh [dies]
Swordman: Woah
npcbuddy: sordman....maybe these badies.... aren't as bad as we thought
Swordman: idk
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Swordman: sometimes I have bad dreams
[sordman has a bad dream]
Prettywife: I'm dead! ahhhh!
Swordman: Noooo!
Son or Daughter: I'm dead! ahhh!
Swordman: Nooo!
[swordman wakes up]
Swordman: Ugh
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Swordman: At last, we meet
Badman: Haha, I was wondering when youd show up swordman
Swordman: I've come to put a stop to u
Badman: You know were pretty similar n all
Swordman: SHUT UP
Badman: I mean rly were kinda both just sword guys
Swordman: I am NOTHING LIKE U
Badman: Fight me nerd
[they battle, it's totally rad, swordman kills badman]
Badman: oog, oeurg... you won sowrdman... but at what cost? [dies]
Swordman: [breathing heavily] It isn't good to sword. .... really you should never sword... but sometimes, you have to sword, becuase bad guys... are bad
[piano music]
[ghost of Prettywife and Son or DAughter fade into the sky]
[maybe Badman not dead]
[the end]
[eminem song + credits]
THE END
Too many rebels nowadays ππππ π