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//I’ve been informed by oldseph that this was meant as a shippy thing y
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
“Their” song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfo0ORyqryo
Who does more housework: Caesar does but sometimes he can get Joseph to join
What couple cosplay they should do: Cosmo and wanda
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: they both did but caesar was better at hiding it
Who hogs the blankets at night: there’s always a battle between them who gets more blanket
What they fight about: The proper way to say Italian words
Who has more Facebook friends: neither of them know how to operate facebook, Joseph probably tried to make an account at one point and then immediately deleted it
One headcanon about them: If we’re talking Gaesar and Oldseph then my headcanon is that Joseph and Caesar worked together selling houses for a while but Caesar was mad he couldn’t do it as well as joseph could so he quit. Another one is that Joseph always assumes that caesar had a thing for mark so whenever they fight Joseph always says “Sorry I can’t be more like Mark!”
