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I weighed out the options of just spending a sober night at home for a change. Maybe smoke some more weed, jerk off a few more times. I prefer the term “jerk off” as opposed to “jack off” because I don’t feel the need to reference another guys name when I clear mind through my penis. As the night went on the only option that made any sense was to continue my self-destructive routine and go out for a drink. The avalanche of regret buried me pretty quick. Between the music, drinks and girls dressed like expensive escorts, I found myself seated next to a very large and inebriated woman. I was surrounded by beautiful girls and this was the fucking seat I had to pick. I was in the perfect position to except an onslaught of attempts to get me to dance by “backing it up on me”, spilling my drink and crying about her life. I tried to be patient and give my best advice to her fucking train-wreck, life problems, while being inturupted by multiple guys, I don’t know if they where baby daddy’s, parole officers or maybe an upset pimp. But then, there was finally a beautiful interruption in this disaster. Finally, it seemed I picked the right seat. A beautiful girl appeared and diverted Jabba the Slut’s attention from me. Without her assistance and great breasts, (I would typically say tits but, she was cool, so I will show some respect) this night would have continued to turn into a tragic disappointment. After a brief introduction and a short conversation with her, I saw my opportunity to leave this possible disaster of a night on a high note. Besides, I know she had better things to do than participate in this mess. I had to leave before I got pulled back into the Sarlacc Pitt of Depression by the Broken House Wife of Tampa. I said good bye to the beautiful distraction and went home under the druken assumption tonight was a success. The evening started out to be a thunderstorm of disaster, edging on regret. But an awesome bolt of lightning interrupted those deafening claps of thunder caused by thighs and ass cheeks. And after all this I will probably still have enough time to smoke some weed and jerk off.