When You Know Youāve Made A Mistake
His house smells like a litter box but he doesnāt have a cat.
Itās the morning after and you realize heās managed to make you watch Best Hockey Fights Ever on YouTube for like 2 hours. Youāre starving.
When you ask āwhat was the last book you readā and he says āHarry Potterā followed by,Ā āwhen it was popularā
Lots of empty boxes of wine in his bedroom and he acts like thatās not weird He lives in his parentās basement. He lives with his parents but his room is upstairs like, sharing a wall with his little sisterās bedroom. He lives in his grandmaās basement.
Heās lived there for 3 YEARS, YOU GUYS.
Itās 2PM and he is still asleep in your bed acting like itās a hotel and he has late check-out
He picks you up for a date and has a solo cup of wine in his cup holder.
Says something about how chivalry is so great but so dead and isnāt it a pity?
Wakes you up to Ellie GouldingāsĀ āBurnā repeating on his bluetooth Bose mini-speaker.
He cries over his ex during your first date. Your friend later dates him and gives the same report.
He tells you toĀ āfess upā to being pregnant. You are not pregnant.
He comes fromĀ āa family of trained actorsā.
