#bad dps

DPS who think tanks just want a quick que

DPS who bash other dps because they’re higher then them

I’m Not Healing You Machinima

This video reminds me of the dungeons I was doing on my level 88 Resto Druid yesterday, as I kept queuing into groups where the tank couldn’t hold aggro off me, the DPS stood in everything they could find to stand in, and the tanks pulled bosses when I was sub-20% mana.

Luckily, I’ve been playing healers for years, so I expect to…

Hey, you.  YOU OUT THERE, PLAYING WARCRAFT.  Are you wearing perhaps ONE piece of decent gear?  Maybe two?  Is the rest of your gear a mish-mash of terrible fucking greens and blues?  Yes?  Do you think that, since you've successfully gamed the i-lvl via PvP epics or a few other things in your inventory that it is now OK to queue for heroics?

It is NOT OKAY.  I already have basically ZERO PATIENCE for lazy, self-entitled dps on my healer.  But at least some of these assholes can hit the broad side of a barn.  If you not only cannot move, interrupt, or do basically anything else aside from stand there and hit a button, and you're still pumping out less than 3k dps, you need to get the fuck out. Or I will kick you out.  Shitty dps is a strain on the healer first and foremost.  It drags out fights, taxes my resources, and makes it difficult to recover if mistakes are made.