Gift Exchange | "The Tutor and the Triforce" | PG-13
Author: Dave Recipient: Quinn Prompt: Skank!Kurt, Nerd!Dave. Fluff. Rating: PG-13 Warnings: None
Title:Â "The Tutor and the Triforce"
Kurt observed all this mere moments before Karofskyâs tongue was half-way down Kurtâs throat, not that he was complaining. If it werenât for the thick black-rimmed glasses and the retainer, Kurt might actually be seen with him at school. For now, it seemed they were secret boyfriends that groped and made-out after school. They havenât progressed passed the groping point but not for a lack of trying on Kurtâs part.
He knew heâd have to take it slow with Dave. Unlike Kurt, Daveâs not out at school or his family. Kurtâs pretty sure Mrs. Karofsky knew but wasnât letting on. She gave him the evil eye every time he visited. She always referred to him as âthat Hummel boy.â Kurt wasnât sure if it was the purple tint to his hair, the shaggy sheik outfits, the piercings, or the fact that he smokes.
Kurtâs thoughts were ripped away like the shirt on his back. Dave was being forward, and it was sexy. Between kisses and neck suckles, Kurtâs shirt was now completely off. He felt naked without a shirt on; no pun intended. He wasnât one to tan or workout, so his skin was pale yet lean. Unlike Kurt, it was obvious that Karofsky worked out; however, Dave was just naturally a big, strong guy.
Dave was sitting on the rather tall bed with his feet firmly on the ground, facing Kurt. Even with his boots, standing next to Dave, Kurt was barely the same height. This was going to be fun. His ex was at least two inches shorter than him while Dave was two inches taller. Kurt wasnât sure what it was that he liked about Dave. Maybe it was the recent bad breakup. Maybe He wanted someone completely different from his ex. Whatever the reason, Kurt could find himself falling for someone like Dave.
Kurt took the opportunity to tug at the hem of Daveâs tee shirt. It was black with a stone angel covering her eyes with the words âDonât Blinkâ at the bottom. Kurt wanted to know what that meant, but he knew Dave would probably want to show him some British TV show that Kurt had no interest in watching, so he didnât dare.
After finally removing Daveâs shirt, Kurt pulled away to get a better look. Daveâs chest was broad and more developed than his baggy clothes had divulged. He was also hairy. Not Sasquatch-hairy, but definitely a decent amount covering his pecs with a very sexy trail leading toâŚ
âThtuckâ Dave said, as his mouth, that had just kissed the side of Kurtâs face and up over his left eye.
As Dave pulled away, it was his retainer that was âstuckâ to Kurtâs eyebrow ring.
âHold on,â Dave continued in a clearer voice, as he detangled the two metal accessories. âThere.â He said reaching over and putting the plastic and metal retainer on his nightstand. âSorry.â
Kurt tried not to be grossed out, especially considering what he has had in, on and around his own mouth and body.
âItâs cool.â Kurt said and smiled as he remembered what he was thinking just before the interruption. âWhere were we?â he said pulling Dave in for another kiss before moving down his chest to his left nipple. The hair on Daveâs chest tickled Kurtâs nose, but it was hot. It must have felt good because it was no time at all before Dave let out a soft groan in pleasure.
Suddenly there was a rap on the door followed by, âDavid?â It was Mrs. Karofsky. âDo you and your little friend want some snacks?â
Kurt could literally feel the sigh escape Daveâs body.
âNo Ma. Weâre fine.â He yelled back at the door before turning back to Kurt with eyebrows raised as he shook his head in frustration.
âWhat are you boys doing in there?â she countered.
âOh my G-â Dave said under his breath as he stomped toward the door to talk to his mother without the door being an obstacle.
Kurt took the opportunity to pull his shirt back on, but also took the opportunity to admire his secret boyfriend from behind. He had broad shoulders and a solid back, neither of which had any of the fur that dominated Daveâs chest.
Another thing that was surprising was the tattoo on Daveâs back. It was a design consisting of three triangles in a pyramid grid flanked by wings to either side and talons below. There were also three Japanese characters floating above the main design. To be honest, it was pretty badass. Kurt had always wanted to get a tattoo, but couldnât think of anything heâd like to get that would still mean something in ten years.
Dave answered the door in a whoosh and continued with the conversation with his mother that heâd unsuccessfully tried through a closed door.
âNothing.â He said, standing there, shirtless. Itâs funny, Dave must have been completely comfortable shirtless around his mother. Kurt, on the other hand, never took a shower without having a change of clothes in the bathroom.
Mrs. Karofsky looked at Kurt suspiciously, like he was responsible for removing Daveâs shirt, which technically he was. However, none of this was against anybodyâs will, well maybe except Mrs. Karofsky.
âDavid,â She said accusingly. âWhy do you need to take your shirt off to study?â She said, flicking her eyes right at Kurt.
âUhh.â Dave barely got out before Kurt blurted out a response.
âHe was showing me his tattoo.â Kurt could see the relief in Daveâs eyes. âI was thinking about getting one, so he showed me his.â
âYeah.â Dave played along. âHe wanted to see my tattoo.â
His mother didnât buy it, but she didnât argue either.
âWhatever you boys are doing. Youâd better hurry up, Dinnerâs in an hour.â She said pursing her lips. âIs your little friend staying?â she asked Dave as if Kurt wasnât standing right there.
âNo.â Kurt answered. âI gotta get home.â While technically incorrect, he did want to get started on an art project. It wasnât for school; Kurt just loved drawing and designing a lot. It was his passion. He was always getting inspiration, and he hoped that it would eventually lead to a career or at least a tattoo.
âAlright,â she said. She took a step away before turning back and adding, âand put your shirt back on. Why your father let you desecrate what God gave you, I will never understand.â
âBye Ma.â Dave said closing the door. âSorry about her. She can beâŚâ
âA bitch?â Kurt offered quietly.
Dave smiled. âI was going to say difficult, butâŚâ He shrugged an agreement.
As Dave pulled his shirt back on, Kurt reached for his boyfriendâs glasses. They were heavier than Kurt would have expected. On a whim, he decided to put them on. Kurt tilted his head back and Dave nearly blurred out of sight.
âWhoa. How do you see out of these?â Kurt teased. Truth was that he could actually see fine out of the main part, but the area near the bottom changed his vision a lot.
Dave walked over and pulled Kurt into a kiss, took off the glasses, wrapped his arms around Kurtâs neck, and kissed him some more before taking a step back and placing them back on his face.
âTheyâre only for reading.â He said cocking an eyebrow and walking over to open his door fully.
Remembering the last time Dave walked toward his door, Kurt asked, âHey â what was that tattoo? Iâve never seen that before?â
Dave grinned, âYou like my tat?â
Kurt just smirked, tilted his head down slightly and cocked an eyebrow, âYou so cannot pull off âtat.ââ
âReally?â Dave said. As if that were a challenge, he moved quickly over to Kurt and pushed him back onto the bed and climbed on top wearing a wolfish grin.
âDa-vid.â Mrs. Karofsky yelled from downstairs. âTell your little friend goodnight and come help your mother set the table.â
âUgh.â Dave sighed. âO-kay.â He yelled back as he climbed off the bed and a very turned-on Kurt.
âWhy does your mother hate me?â Kurt asked bluntly. âWas it the shower incident? I told you what happened.â
âI know. I donât think thatâs it.â Dave said.
âThen what?â Kurt asked again.
âI donât know. I think she thinks youâre going to steal the Noritake fine China or something.â Dave offered.
âWhat the hell am I going to do with old plates and shit?â Kurt said, before realizing he cursed. ââŚsorryâŚstuff.â
âNothing.â Dave said, âSheâs just distrustful by nature I guess.â He gave Kurt a quick peck on the lips. âCome on, before she yells again.â
Downstairs, they were greeted by a waiting Mrs. Karofsky.
Trying to keep his sanity while also sticking it to the old lady, Kurt offered, âthank you for the hospitality, maâam.â
Caught off guard a little, Mrs. Karofsky didnât know how to respond for a moment but finally settled with, âYouâre welcome, young man.â
Kurt could tell that Dave was relieved at the thought of a truce; however, Kurt had no intention of letting that happen. The woman truly had no reason to dislike him. Reaching for the door, he purposely noticed the China cabinet against the wall on the other side of the room.
âNice China cabinet. Is that genuine Noritake?â Kurt said flashing a knowing smirk at Dave but remaining innocent toward his mother.
âYes, I got that at theâŚâ She began before deciding not to divulge more information to what she considered a possible thief.
âCome on, Kurt.â Dave blurted out quickly. âIâll walk you out.â
TFTFTFTFTFTF
Kurt sat in front of his laptop trying to think of inspiration for his self-imposed art project. Heâd been drawing all morning. He only took one smoke break, and that was with his new eCigarettes. He knew Dave hated the smell, and intellectually, Kurt knew they were bad for him. He just needed a reason to quit. It was weird to âsmokeâ those, but he could see how they would help with the cravings.
He started out drawing circles that morphed onto Daveâs glasses, then Daveâs face. Eventually he drew the top half of Daveâs naked chest, but stopped at Daveâs waist. He could easily draw the lower half, but he didnât want to have to use his imagination for that, so he turned the subject around - literally. Thatâs when inspiration hit.
The tattoo.
Kurt drew the design from memory the best he could remember. Since he didnât know Japanese (or whatever language those characters were) heâd just make the symbols look aesthetically correct. Once he got that down, he drew them on a human figure that turned out more like an anime version of Dave.
He was having fun with the intricacies of the landscape when his stepbrother, Finn Hudson, barged into his room. Kurt didnât particularly like Finn. He was just another arrogant, mindless jock. They were constantly fighting and yelling at each other, and Finn knew Kurt wanted him to knock before entering.
âGet out!â Kurt yelled almost involuntarily.
Finnâs face was covered in a shit-eating grin, like he knew Kurt had no power.
âBurt said to come get you for dinner.â He said, ignoring Kurtâs demand and walking past the bookshelf adjacent to the door, mindlessly dragging his finger along items on the shelves, some falling off.
âStop touching my stuff, and get out!â Kurt said hopping up to block Finnâs path, leaving his laptop on the bed where he was working.
Finn immediately took advantage to the vacant laptop. He grabbed it. He held it up high above Kurtâs grasp and looked at the screen with wide eyes.
âWhat are you drawing Kurt?â Finn said in a loud, exaggerated voice for anyone to hear. âIs this porn?â He said that last word louder than the rest. Kurt knew Finn was messing with him, and drawing a shirtless figure was definitely not porn. However, none of that was going to stop him from doing what he did next.
Mindful that Finn still had his laptop, Kurt shoved Finn back against the door, so it slammed against the adjacent wall with a loud THUNK!
Burt was quickly there to breakup the fight.
âHey, hey, hey. Boys.â Burt said while physically separating the two. âWhat is going on here?â
Finn acted innocent as usual, âI just told him that it was time for dinner, and the little freak attacked me.â
âHey!â Burt said loudly, âWatch the name-calling.â
âSorry Kurt,â Finn said mockingly. Kurtâs face mimicked Finnâs tone.
âGo downstairs and see if your mother needs help with dinner. Iâm going to have a talk with my son.â Burt said to Finn, although the last part he directed toward Kurt.
âFine.â Finn said, âTalk to him about being a little pervert.â
âEnough.â Burt yelled, but Finn was already gone.
Burt closed the door while Kurt sat on the edge of the bed, his laptop to his left, knowing his dad would take the place to his right.
âA pervert?â Burt questioned.
âThat Neanderthal is so annoying.â Kurt said rolling his eyes. âHe doesnât know the difference between smut and art.
âSmut?â That got Burtâs attention. âLet me see.â He said offering his hand out to Kurtâs laptop.
Reluctantly, Kurt handed him the laptop. He was embarrassed partly because he wasnât finished and partly because it was a half-naked Dave, not that Burt would necessarily know that. Theyâd only met once a few weeks ago.
Burt looked at it for a few moments.
âThis is really good.â Burt said. Kurt could tell he was impressed, but he was still embarrassed.
âItâs not finished.â He added.
Burt handed back the laptop. Kurt could tell Burt wanted to speak but couldnât find the words.
âSo, uhh.â Burt began. âdoes that drawing mean youâre back together with Blaine?â
âNo and do not say that name in front of me.â Kurt spoke as if he had been betrayed by his father.
âSorry, kiddo.â Burt put his hands up in surrender. âI just figuredâŚI meanâŚâ Burt wasnât sure what to say. He hadnât meant to offend his son. âI guess that makes sense. I mean why would you draw a Triforce on Bl⌠on the back of your ex?â
âDraw a what?â Kurt asked.
âA triforce.â Burt said as Kurt looked at his with a blank face. âLegend of Zelda? Link? Itâs a videogame, Kurt.â
âOhâŚâ Kurt thought for a moment, âohâŚâ He repeated after a moment of clarity. Of course it was from a videogame.
âWhere did you get the idea if you didnât even know what that was?â Burt asked.
âI justâŚâ Kurt began before deciding to change the subject. âWait. How did you know what it was?â
âBelieve it or not your old man used to be quite the gamer back in the day. Zelda, Super Mario, now those were real games. None of this Call of Duty Halo crap.â Burt said as Kurt snickered.
âThose are two different games.â He corrected his dad.
âNonethelessâŚwhere did you get the idea?â Burt repeated.
âI got the inspiration from a tattoo I sawâŚon Daveâs back.â
âDave?â Burt asked scrambling to remember a Dave. ââŚKarofsky? The guy tutoring you in chemistry?â
âGeometry.â Kurt corrected again without a hint of irony. They had plenty of chemistry.
âDoes this boy know youâre drawing half naked pictures of him?â Burt questioned.
âItâs art, dad. And if you must know, weâre dating now. I mean itâs not public knowledge, but yeah â I donât think heâd mind.â
âHeâs gay?â Burt looked puzzled. âHeâs so⌠I donât know⌠Heâs not like you andâŚâ He caught himself before he said the name.
âNewsflash dad.â Kurt said. âWe donât all come in the same shapes and sizes.â
âI know â I knowâŚI justâŚâ Burt said squeezing Kurt into a side-hug. âDo you like him?â
âDad.â Kurt whined. He did not want to go into details. He only mentioned the dating to get his dad off his back.
âIâm just saying. After you broke up withâŚâ Burt noticed the glare coming from Kurt, so he decided to rephrase the statement. âAfter your breakup, you just seemed so depressed that I justâŚâ
Burt squeezed another hug and kissed the top of Kurtâs head â and then sniffed â and then again more exaggeratedly.
âWhat?â Kurt asked pulling out of the awkward side-embrace.
âDid you quit smoking?â Burt asked. Kurt hadnât realized that his father knew he smoked. He rarely did it at home unless his father was going to be gone all day, and he tried extra hard to wash his hands and use breath spray.
âI uhhâŚyou knew?â Kurt finally said.
âNewsflash Kurt. When you smokeâŚeveryone knows. It gets on your clothes, in your hair, even in your skin.â Burt said. âI tried smoking cigars in college â thought I was a big man, but your mother hated it.â
âIs that why you quit?â Kurt asked. âFor her?â He missed his mother and loved little stories heâd never heard before.
âPartially.â Burt said. âI quit because it was a nasty habit and itâs bad for your healthâŚand I wanted to be thereâŚfor my family.â
Burt watched as Kurt let that sink in a moment before continuing. âSo, whyâd you quit?â
âActuallyâŚâ Kurt said reaching into his back pocket, âIâm trying to wean myself off with this. âHe held out the eCigarette for his dad to take.
Holding it in his hand, âIs this one of those electronic cigarettes?â Burt asked.
âYeah â watch.â Kurt took the device and placed it into his mouth and inhaled. As he exhaled and puff of steam came out â to someone not in the know, it would look like smoke.
âWell, I hope this worksâŚâ Burt said.
âI think it will. I didnât smoke that much anyway, and besides, David hates it.â Kurt said.
âSo you are quitting for a boy.â Burt surmised.
âItâs symmetry. I started for one boy, and Iâm quitting for another.â Kurt said.
Burt couldnât hide the distain on his face, âI really donât like that Anderson kid.â
Kurt was thankful for his dad, and hugged him to show that.
âMe eitherâ he said quietly.
As they both stood to head toward the kitchen for dinner, Burt had one more question.
âSo you and Dave. Howâd that happen?â Burt said. âI mean when did you know you liked him?â
Kurt thought for a second before answering.
âIn the shower.â Kurt said coyly.
TFTFTFTFTF
Three weeks ago.
Kurt hated math. He hated math almost as much as he hated his ex. At least math never used him as a tool to get back at his father. However, like his ex, geometry was a puzzle heâd rather not expend the effort trying to understand. Of course, his grade depended on learning geometry.
His teacher suggested a member of the math club as a tutor. The math club? Kurt didnât even know that existed. What does one do at a math club? Solve for X? Heâd rather jab a cigarette in his eye. However, if he was going to get into that art school he was looking forward to, heâd have to pass geometry.
That was why he was parked in front of Dave Karofskyâs house. Heâd parked on the street of the modest split level and disposed of his cigarette once he was out of the vehicle. His Ford Escape was a gift from his father for his sixteenth birthday. He wanted a smaller car, but his dad wanted a tank-on-wheels, so they compromised. Besides, Kurt liked sitting up higher than most of his peers.
As he strode up the driveway, he noticed a Kia Soul and a station-wagon. Kurt didnât even know they still made station wagons, and a Kia Soul? Really? The hamster car? That had to be Karofskyâs. From what Dave had said, his father always worked late, so it couldnât be his vehicle.
As Kurt was about to knock on the door, he took a deep breath. He was going to have to spend a lot of his up-coming free time with this guy. Choosing Karofsky was a no-brainer considering every other nerd in the math club made him want to punch them all in the face. Karofsky was smart and had a sweet, innocent quality about him. He was nerdy without being too dorky. If it werenât for the think, black-rimmed glasses and the graphic tees that Kurt had no idea what they meant, Karofsky may have been a little cute.
Kurt glanced at his watch and rang the door. He was about twenty minutes early, but he didnât want to waste his whole night. Getting this over was a priority. Besides, later he was meeting Puckerman at the only worthwhile club on the outskirts of Lima, Twelve-Twenty-Seven. Local band Fragile Porcelain Mice was playing. They were like a punk/ska/grunge/80s metal band all rolled into one.
After ringing the doorbell, Kurt was met by what had to be the most stereotypical jewish woman heâd ever seen. She was probably in her forties, but was dressed in a moo-moo like a much older woman. She had horn-rimmed glasses and bushy, curly hair that reminded him of Miss Flannery from Thoroughly Modern Millie, not that heâd confess to that knowledge. His rep would never survive it.
âYou must be that Hummel boy. David told me youâd be dropping by for a math lesson.â Mrs. Karofsky said almost smugly. Her lips were slightly pursed, and her face was almost definitely making a frown.
Kurt couldnât help his nervous chuckle, âKurt, Maâam.â Ugh, maâam. Why did parents intimidate him so much? Heâd have to work harder to show he wasnât afraid of her.
Looking down at her watch, she continued, âYouâre early. Davidâs up in his room.â She turned toward the stairwell and yelled his name, âDa-vid.â She stood there with that judgmental look that Kurt had gotten used to ever since he started wearing faux-ripped clothing and piercings.
Kurt wished he wasnât standing so close when she yelled. Her voice was shrill and more than a little annoying. When she inhaled to call his name again, Kurt interrupted, âYou know, I think Iâll just go up there.â He started moving toward the stairs when she began to give him directions to which he interrupted snidely, âI think I can find a teenagers bedroom, thanks.â He said it specifically for the double entendre.
As he approached the top of the stairs, he could hear music. As he listened closer, it was actually singing, and it was coming from the bath at the end of the hall. The voice was a rich and smooth baritone.
âSanta baby, slip a Rolex under the tree, for me. I've been an awful good guy, Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.â
Was this Karofsky? Kurt had no idea he could sing. He was singing Michael Bubleâs version. It was sensual and sexy. Kurt couldnât believe it; he had to get a better look, so he carefully crept up to the door and slowly turned the knob. Just slight enough that he could hear better, but also get a closer look. If Karofsky wasnât straight, his voice would definitely have turn him on - even still. Who was Kurt kidding? That was one of the things that he loved about his ex. A guy who could sing was maybe his biggest turn on.
âSanta buddy, a '65 convertible too, steel blue. I'll wait up for you dude, Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.â
With the door slightly ajar, Kurt could see the larger teen in the shower singing into a shampoo bottle. His lower half was blocked completely by the hanging towel rack on the sliding shower door. That didnât stop Kurt from noticing the muscled chest and broad shoulders. He couldnât clearly make out anything, mostly just a silhouette.
âThink of all the fun I missed. Think of all the fellas that I havenât kissed. Next year I could be just as good. If you check off my Christmas list.â
Fellas? Kurt knew the Buble version used âhottiesâ instead. Hmm. Maybe he just sang the verse from the original version out of habit, but he couldnât be sure. Kurt didnât have time to ponder his thoughts before someone quite loudly cleared her throat next to him. Startled, Kurt involuntarily pulled the door closed with a thu-dunk.
TFTFTFTF
As Kurt made his way to Daveâs room, Mrs. Karofsky made the obligatory call-out to make sure Dave was ready to receive company. He returned his usual âthanks ma.â
They had been studying for an hour before Kurt decided to mention the tattoo.
âSo â what does your tattoo mean? Whatâs a triforce?â He asked as if it was conversational, but the truth was he had been obsessed ever since he saw it.
Dave smiled and tenderly held the back of Kurtâs neck and he kissed him softly on the lips.
âAre you just trying to get my shirt off? âCuz all you have to do is ask.â Dave said confidently.
âI donât need permission to take your shirt off.â Kurt rebutted. He considered proving his point, but he truly wanted to know. âBut seriously - I just want to know what it means.â
âFirst â tell me how you knew it was a triforce. Was it Hudson?â Dave asked.
âMy dad.â Kurt said.
Dave nodded understanding and silently stood and walked over to his closet. It was a double mirror sliding closet door. Kurt found them hideous normally, but in this case thought was kind of hot watching himself make out with his boyfriend. As Dave slid open the door, Kurt noticed a set of chest of drawers inside the closet. Littering the ground around the dresser were several size dumbbells, a barbell, and a door jam pull-up bar.
Dave opened the top drawer and pulled out a sketchpad and handed it to his boyfriend. Kurt recognized it because he used a similar one, when he wasnât using his MacBook Pro. As he flipped through the book, he could see different stages of that particular drawing along with a lot of others. When he got near the end, he noticed they were all him.
âI didnât know you could draw.â Kurt said without lifting his gaze from the pages. They were pretty good, not quite on Kurtâs level, but still better than most.
âNo one does.â Dave said sitting down next to Kurt. It took him a few minutes to notice that Dave wasnât speaking. He was just letting Kurt look through what had to be a very personal book.
âWhy are you letting me see these?â Kurt asked finally.
âThe tattoo.â Dave said cryptically.
âThe tattoo?â Kurt said, confused.
âThe triforce is made up of three parts. Power. Wisdom. And Courage. I know it sound stupid, but Iâm trying to master all three.â Dave said with raw emotion on his face.
Kurt initially wanted to make fun of Dave for trying to emulate a videogame, but he couldnât. This was an act of courage that Kurt didnât think he possessed. He wanted to hear more, so he encouraged Dave to continue.
âGo on.â He said.
âAs you know, Iâm taking all the advanced classes I can, and I want to get into a good school.â Dave held up one finger. âIâve been working on myself physically â working out, eating right.â He held up a second finger. ââŚand tomorrow, if youâll let me, Iâd like toâŚI donât knowâŚlet everyone know weâre a couple.â
âYou want to come out?â Kurt said, asking for clarification.
Dave nodded.
âOkay â Iâll agree to that, but you have got to do one thing you have to do for me first.â Kurt said.
Before Dave could ask what that one thing was, there was a knock on the door.
âDavid.â Mrs. Karofsky said through the door. âIs your little friend staying for dinner?â
Without asking, Dave knew what Kurt wanted. He walked over to the door and opened it.
âMother. My little friendâs name is Kurt. He is staying for dinner â andâŚâ He looked from his mother over to Kurt and back to his mother. âHeâs not my little friend. Heâs myâŚheâs my boyfriend.â
Kurt could see the slight change in her facial expression even though she tried to hide it. Suddenly, she moved over to Kurt quickly and embraced him.
âYouâre dating my David?â She said pulling back slightly. As Kurt nodded she turned to Dave. âAre you happy?â
Dave smiled and nodded, âYeah ma. Iâm happy.â















