#babylife

I was thinking maybe I need to be regressed to a dumb baby pretty soon so I don’t make mistakes like giving out personal info cus as a dumb baby I wouldn’t even know what would even be PLEASE REGRESS Me Soon I’m a a stupid adult maybe as a full time baby I won’t have any responsibilities to worry about for the rest of my days :,’(

sometimes i wonder if babies puke on purpose. like i wouldn't blame them if they did. imagine all those motherfuckers that love to pat you on the back when they hug you. now imagine puking on them for assuming they were allowed to do that. who are you to assume i need to be burped? do i look like a baby? well then i'm gonna act like a baby and throw up on your shoulder. gonna get mad about it? now you're making me upset. tell me to stop shrieking will you? brother now my dipey's full and there's only one sick fuck to blame here, and he's got wet milky throw up all down the back of his tacky suede sports jacket.