Folks, some people are accusing me of faking my url; namely, that the cat Does In Fact Have A Name. I have come before you today to say that, sadly, these allegations are true.

-deep breath, holding back tears-

The cat *does* have a name. Her name is Babie, adn she's 18 years old. Missing a few teeth, sneezes a lot, but otherwise a very healthy cat. I know, my lies about the nature of the cat's name have cause you all no end of grief. But I have come before you today to apologize for the hurt I have caused, and hopefully these pictures of the cat - Babie - will go some way to healing that hurt.