#b99s

And now for a message of hope: everything is garbage. You find something you care about, and it’s taken from you your colleague, your dream job, your mango yogurt. Never love anything. That’s the lesson.

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Squad, if I could have your attention please? I am being transferred to the Public Relations Office. I’m leaving the Nine-Nine, effective immediately. I want to say it has been a pleasure to have worked alongside all of you for the past 21 and a half months. I’m sorry for getting so emotional. These have been the best years of my career. And I know that every one of you gave me everything you had, and I will never forget it. Dismissed.

Excuse me! Uh, so, earlier at Amy’s, I didn’t give a real toast because I didn’t know what to say. But, since that time, a wise, unsmiling man named Gerald Jimes made me realize what I am thankful for. So, I’d just like to say I’m happy to be here with my family. My super-weird family, with two black dads, and two Latina daughters, and two white sons, and Gina.

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