#azeren

At a random gas station in the middle of nowhere Texas:

*Azura is fuelling up her truck when she hears Severen’s Distinct whooping and hollering. She turns just in time to see Sev running around the corner of the gas station with a switchblade clutched in his hand. A maddened look of joy on his face as his spurs ring with his large striding sprint. Azura makes a ‘what the fuck’ face at him*

Azura: What in the hell are you doin’ Sev?!?

*Glances over at her as he keeps running, cracked out smile on his face as he carelessly waves the switchblade around over his head*

Severen: I STOLE SOME HOBOS KNIFE AND HE’S POWERFUL ANGRY! *Finishes with an evil cackle as he runs past her*

*Azura just continues watching as the gas pump stops with a click and throws her hands up at him in exasperation*

Azura: SEVEREN DWIGHT VAN SICKLE YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND QUIT MESSIN’ AROUND WITH THE LOCALS!

*Severen freezes mid sprint, one foot off the ground as he turns his head to look at Azura with an expression akin to a child being scolded for misbehaving*

Severen: Awwww, c’mon baby cakes… I’m just havin’ some- *he stops as soon as he sees Azura put her hands on her hips and she looks at him like ‘DON’T EVEN MISTER’. He makes a mock sad face and turns obediently as he slowly walks over to his mate. Holding up the little switchblade he looks at her pleadingly.*

Severen: Can I at least keep the pig sticker? *Points at switchblade. Azura rolls her eyes and shakes her head as she slaps him playfully on the shoulder.*

Azura: Fine, you can keep the knife. I’m not a complete buzzkill Sev. Now get yer ass in the truck before you get us into any more trouble. *She can’t help but chuckle at the massive goofball as she opens the door and hops in her truck. Severen smiles like a maniac as he hops in the passenger side.*