#ayupp

i have this fantasy where a fan meets me in real life but doesn't know it's me and we get to talking about the internet and shit and they mention my stories and I'll just be like "8) idk what that is tell me more" and then casually pull out my sketchbook and begin to draw a direct scene from that story

Half the reason I even ever use treadmills is because of that feeling right when you get off it 's like you 're walking at super speed .

Whenever I have to do something like clean my room or do homework I have to calculate time for tumblr breaks except at this point they're really work or cleaning breaks .

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said 'pretty cute' and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

my idea of teenage rebellion is pressing the popcorn button on the microwave but putting something other than popcorn in 

My life is like a movie with a gag reel, except my life is the gag reel .