#awkward dearest

Well then. Hey you.

Hey you, what's up?

you have proven to be my pain

A - If I’m in love.

yes, i actually am. shocker of the century. 

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

on the phone? pfft —- i can’t … maybe kyu or changmin. texting counts, yes?

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

oh hmm … sunday … one day oh.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

you —- hahaha. work actually. papers and shit.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

two … my ear canals — just kidding. two pairs of piercings.

 F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

are you giving these to me? wait…

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

that’s classified. i dunno. might have been minah …. 

H - The last person I hugged.

frick frack — uhm. maybe you? god good i don’t remember. 

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

… i don’t wanna relive that. 

J - Are you insecure. What about?

insurcurities make you weak /sassiness 

K - What my full name is.

jessica sooyeon jung

L - If I have siblings.

a sister

M - If I forgive betrayal.

oh yeah about that — i hold major grudges man.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

i mean, you’re kinda one of them so— ask yourself?

O - If I like my school.

not in school … holla!

P - What kind of music I like.

there’s a tag for that on my profile … go clicky.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

what is this party that you speak? i work all the time omg.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

a lot of these are so inappropriate omg. uhm.

1. how do you get your hair so soft? 2. how the hell can you put up with changbutt cause i swear— 3. how i’m in a tank top and not cold. 4. how i’m not crawling on the floor gasping for water right now 5. what is it like having a dick? i just wanna know. 6. are boners like lady boners? i just — 7. what color should i paint my toes 8. if i wanna show off no more (oh showtunes ) 9. am i almost done? 10. where’s atlantis?

S - 2 habits.

breathing  and eating

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

my puppy, my hari potter baby, coffee, sweaters, aaaannnnddd my snuggie

U - How many texts I send daily.

however many i need to respond to, actually though.

V - 3 big dreams.

sleep, sleep, and sleep.

W - An idol.

… uhm … vague … i used to be??

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

oh yeah.

Y - If I like my town and why.

it’s pretty … what.

Z - Ask any question you want.