You know that scene in Wall-E where he tries to put the spork in the right pile? (Fork? Not quite. Spoon? Not quite. Okay then just set it in the middle.) Wall-Eâs struggle in this scene is actually a very real problem for the makers and consumers of caffeinated beverages.
If health writers want to know if products like Mio and Crystal Lite stick packs have increased water consumption, what should count as âwaterâ? When does water stop being water? When parents want to know if minors are drinking fewer energy drinks, do we include the caffeinated waters? Itâs not really an energy drink, is it?
At GreenEyedGuide.com, weâve been highlighting âenergy drinks in disguiseâ for a long time. When Beverage World came out with their list of Beverage Disruptors, I was very happy to see a few familiar faces. These âdisruptorsâ are not just causing classification problems, theyâre creating sporks?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE A DISRUPTOR?
In the fitness world, we say, âIf it doesnât challenge you, it doesnât CHANGE you!â Beverage Worldâs list of beverage disruptors features âpeople driving the enormous degree of change thatâs reshaping the beverage business.â These people are driving change and breaking stereotypes. If I had GreenEyedGuide jackets to distribute, these people would be in my club for sure.
 1âAvitae (Norman Snyder)
Food Dive predicted a trend in 2016 of a DECREASE in sugar-sweetened beverages and the INCREASE in tea and water. Food Dive also reported that caffeinated water will impact not just soda consumption, but energy drink consumption as well! Avitae is the ace up oneâs sleeve in any âenergy drinks are toxicâ debate because this product is water and caffeine. Itâs certainly closer to water than anything else, but it serves to both hydrate and energize. Oh sure, we can use the incredibly vague term âFunctional Beverageâ to categorize products like this. But if the function is to provide energy, it is an energy drink. [Avitae was the Energy Drink of the Month for April 2014 and April 2015]
Avitae Caffeinated Water was Energy Drink of the Month April 2014 AND April 2015
Take the pressâ love for the word âsuperfruitâ and the publicâs love for coffee, then sprinkle in the food scientistsâ concern for reducing food waste and VOILA! Behold, the coffee fruit, or âcoffeeberryâ as itâs also known.
Bai poses problems for juice and water categories as well. Itâs only a tiny faction (<10%) juice, but itâs more,âŠwellâŠexciting than water. Guess weâll call this one another âFunctional Beverageâ, but what, exactly, is the function? Hydration? Not quite. Delivery of antioxidants. Kinda. Energy. With 78 mg of caffeine per bottle, this is another energy drink in disguise! [Bai was the Energy Drink of the Month for February 2016]
Source: CaffeineInformer.comâs phenomenal, massive caffeine database. Bai was the Energy Drink of the Month for Feb 2016
3 â Runa (Tyler Gage and Dan MacCombie)
In a world where cell phone carriers constantly slander their competition to improve sales, Runa sells their primary ingredient to their competition! Runaâs mission is to âlift the living standards of the Ecuadorian farmers who harvest the companyâs supply of guayusa leavesâ (Beverage World Jan 2016). Therefore, the more people who buy the leaves, the better. So even when you buy Runaâs competitors, Runa wins. [Runa was the Energy Drink of the Month for February 2015]
Runa uses guayusa leaves as the source of caffeine. Runa was the Energy Drink of the Month for Feb 2015.
 4 â Steaz (Eric Schnell)
Steaz co-founder Eric Schnell is on the Beverage World disruptorâs list for his current entrepreneurial efforts, but itâs worth noting that he first made the Beverage Disruptors list with the production of Steaz. Steaz is soda and tea, hence the clever name. Itâs âgreen-tea sodaâ, and itâs organic-certified.
Organic green-tea soda. Did you ever think those words together would make sense (or cents)? [Steaz was Energy Drink of the Month for January 2015]
Steaz Organic Blueberry Pomegranate Iced Tea was Energy Drink of the Month for January 2015
5 â Elite Ops Energy Strips (Ray Welch)
These caffeinated versions of those convenient Listerine dissolvable strips arenât beverages, so they could not make the Beverage World disruptors list. However I would be amiss if I didnât include these game-changers in my own list. I havenât seen anything like these strips, but they are absolutely essential for long drives, sequential flights, and boring lectures. These are what you use when you want the caffeine boost without opening that tell-tale PSST of an energy drink, the long wait for gross-yet-pricy convention center coffee, or the concentrated caffeine delivery of an energy shot. [Elite Ops Energy Strips were Energy Drink (alternative) for September 2015]
I was just starting college when Monster Energy came along. Back then I had two part time jobs and the determination to get my Biochemistry degree in four years. Nowadays, my energy needs have evolved, just like the needs of so many other energy drink consumers. The modern energy drink consumer is looking for energy drinks with added functionality such as hydration and extra protein, says Mintel research (Beverage World Jan 2016), Fortunately, for caffeine lovers everywhere, the energy drink market is evolving to meet our needs. My challenge to you is to consider these disruptors next time someone implies that (all) energy drinks are the same.
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