#avghd

hes gunk + ghostbusters gummy worm

@donutweek day 2 was matchmaking so i decided to finish the avghd polycule chart from a few weeks ago. wouldve been uploaded on time but it was my birthday so i was busyyyyyyy lol.

will ppl understand this? probably not. but you have to trust me. worm donut real.

OUUUUUGH okay the best I can summarize without spoiling too much is basically I looked at Donut's numerous "deaths" and looked at a lot of weird lines from him and said this man is a horror movie monster (the og joke 'theory') And then it spiraled out to an AU where Donut is in fact a weird spaghetti monster that I am... still actively figuring out how he works BUT I can summarize with "what if the Thing and the carrion monster had the personality of Donut" and uh now he's a worm to me. forever. a worm (he is many worms but they all ID as the same guy so?) who's carrying around the world's most mentally ill ex-villains because it's hilarious. they;re all scared of him. he eats cat food and raw yeast and he is a man who will see a mouse and eat it. at some point I decided he was a cat before he got his hands on a human shape because his name is donut. look me in the eyes and tell me that "Franklin Delano Donut" is not the most cat name you have ever heard in your life. anyway hes sooooo normal [donut violence happening loudly in another room but i close the door with my foot]

He's a shapeshifter in the same way a caterpillar or an octopus or, say, a slime mold is. He grows outwards, he reabsorbs the vestigial, he bleeds when he goes too fast and splits the skin, he's rendering himself into caterpillar-mush in order to do anything ground-up, he's falling apart at the seams if he wants to be fast about it and he's losing way more mass than he would if he took it slow if he does it like that. He can't get "smaller" without actually just performing mitosis (though, he doesn't really have to separate off independent "sentient" matter - but he can.)