#average zebra post

The Lion King 1 1/2 is the best movie of all time. It is absolutely iconic and unapologetically so. Timon and Pumba are in a movie theatre and we never find out why. How did they get there??? It doesn't matter. In my heart of hearts, I believe they installed a movie theatre in their extravagant, elaborate mansion.

I do have some qualms with how the movie basically starts off with the premise of "Timon sucks ass at everything, he sucks so bad. He's a failure. L Timon." It hurts my heart to watch all of these meerkats dunking on Timon but he also genuinely destroyed their tunneling system. HOWEVER, he is so me. Impromptu dance break on watch duty??? Hell yeah. Slay Timon.

I also love how 1/3 of the movie is just Pumba and Timon going house shopping. I never realized how insanely queer coded they were as a duo until watching this movie. Holy shit. They adopt Simba and basically become his dads??? Literally the best. This truly is a pride month movie.

YES THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS ASK IT MADE ME CACKLE

ZEE I AM ABSOLUTELY EXPLODING RIGHT NOW I AM A FIREWORKS DISPLAY OF HAPPINESS!!! YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND GENUINELY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST AND KINDEST PEOPLE OUT THERE, I WILL NEVER FORGET THE LION KING 1 1/2 ANTICS THAT WENT DOWN ON TUMBLR.COM AND ILYSM AKEKJKDJDJS!!!

You are not crazy!!! I just added a little ghost doodle of me to my banner (done by the amazing @slimylittlemaggot !!! 💕💕💕)

And also, a wild Hubie has appeared!!! (Because I just remembered that Hubie Halloween existed and for the longest time I told my family it was my favourite movie as a bit and well... It genuinely grew on me. It's no cinematic masterpiece, but it's a silly little Halloween movie with Adam Sandler and Noah Schnapp in it 🤷‍♀️)