#average life

All conversation stopping and everyone turning to look at the door three seconds before someone knocks OR

conversation continuing while someone gets up and opens the door just as the person outside raises their hand to knock

The witch magically decorating for Christmas with a single pass of her wand

The werewolf absentmindedly picking up the couch with one hand so that someone else can vacuum underneath it

The vampire running face first into the magical barrier across the door after someone revoked his welcome into the house as a prank

The mermaid constantly using up all the hot water for her baths

The witch and the vampire accidentally switching cups and doing simultaneous spit takes of blood and cranberry juice, respectively

Twister (“levitation’s against the rules, Frank!” “Then tell Myrna to stop magically rearranging the colors!”)

The werewolf starting to loose it on the full moon only for the vampire to squirt him in the face with a spray bottle full of water (bonus points if the vampire doesn’t even look up from his book)

The muddy paw prints Always belonging to the werewolf and never to the house familiar

Someone accidentally using the witch’s broom to sweep the floor and sending the thing off into a sulk

Halloween (they draw straws to see who dresses as who and then buy the cheapest ugliest costumes available)

Has anyone else experienced bad influence friends before? I have! but i would trade them in for the world. All though they drive me up a wall and pester me to stay up till the dead of night, I would give the world to keep them as my friends.