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tws: medication mention (and MISUSE of medication)

every time the team makes a 7-Eleven stop, these three idiots will buy large slurpees and have a Brain Freeze Off. last person to quit chugging wins.

payton is incredibly good at these challenges because, and i quote, “can’t freeze what I don’t have, mates” 

jared once mixed his anxiety medication with red bull at remus’s suggestion because they were genuinely curious about what would happen. it was a Bad Experience, 0/10 he would Not recommend

once, payton thought it would be a funny idea to grab the pair of fake handcuffs that he found on remus’s desk and slap them onto jared’s wrist and his own so that they were briefly stuck together. except, Plot Twist, they were Real Cuffs that remus had swiped off a cop, and remus Did Not have the key, so they were stuck together until D returned to pick the lock

these three periodically engage in a full-scale war in the locker rooms wherein they attempt to whip each other with their towels after using the showers

remus once filled the humidifier at jared and payton’s apartment with root beer before exiting stage left

remus once pondered whether or not it was possible to vault someone off of a seesaw. he got to test this with jared and payton that next weekend. (fun fact: it’s not possible at this particular park. they learned that when the seesaw Snapped in Two)