Your bad language filter will not work. Here is why it will not work.
(Inspired by the long-standing Scunthorpe problem, such items as âYour spam solution will not workâ and âYour calendar reform will not workâ, and mostly my recent discovery of the PoliteType Initiative which ticks many of the boxes but not all.)
approach to automatically detect, filter and moderate bad language without the need for human intervention. Your idea will not work. Here is why it will not work.
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âScunthorpeâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âLightwaterâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âPakistanâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âEnola Gayâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âabbotâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âfatty acidâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âspiceâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âclassicâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âhearseâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âpricklingâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âmagna cum laudeâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âpeacockâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âskyscraperâ
[ ] Your filter doesnât let me say âmuffledâ
More generally, your filter appears to suffer the following flaws:
[ ] Filters many innocuous terms
[ ] Ignores many offensive terms
[ ] Doesnât account for foreign names
[ ] Doesnât account for English names
[ ] Doesnât account for technical terms
[ ] Doesnât account for everyday language
[ ] Alteration sometimes looks more offensive than the original
[ ] Doesnât inform the writer what the issue is
If your filter were ever to gain widespread adoption, it would trivially be circumvented in its main function by slur measures such as:
[ ] abbreviating to âa-holeâ
[ ] misspelling to âphaggotâ
[ ] synonymizing to âdickslurperâ
[ ] character substitution to âwh0reâ
[ ] Regional Indicator Symbol đł
[ ] Inserting empty <b></b> tag pairs mid-word
While also having negative impact in several other areas including
Furthermore, the following philosophical objections apply:
[ ] Youâve never bloody well heard of the Scunthorpe problem, have you?
[ ] Itâs still censorship even if you like it and mean well
[ ] Doesnât account for gradual adoption
[ ] Doesnât account for indefinite opt-outs and hold-outs
[ ] Regexes donât work that way
[ ] Regexes canât work that way
[ ] Fonts shouldnât work that way
- [ ] Fonts shouldnât perform man-in-the-middle attacks
- [ ] Fonts shouldnât replace a two-letter word with a three-word phrase
[ ] Heavily bowdlerized synonyms will alter meaning
[ ] Replacing curse words with funny words results in people reading hostility into those funny words
[ ] Widespread collateral damage to innocent peopleâs conversations
[ ] Likely to teach people more slurs as they notice the filterâs workings
[ ] New slurs will develop that you havenât accounted for
[ ] Will require more user effort to deal with than the moderator effort it saves
[ ] Imposes an enormous burden on ESL speakers
[ ] This has been tried and failed so many times that we now have stock phrases like âScunthorpe problemâ and âclbuttic mistakeâ and your approach doesnât bring anything new to the table
In closing, I would like to say
[ ] Clever idea, but you have a long way to go before this is usable for the general population
[ ] This was a bad idea from the start, and Iâm afraid youâre wasting your time
[ ] This is a downright malicious idea, and youâre making the world just a little bit worse
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