#author: breenwolf

i wanna break you down (brick by brick) (Derek/Stiles, NC-17)

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“Stiles, this will heal you,” Derek says carefully. Just like that, he has all of Stiles’s attention. “Yeah? Then let’s do this!” Stiles says, and Derek shakes his head. “But it’s going to… have some side effects.” Stiles is pretty sure he’s seen this in a porn once.

“Why haven’t you cleaned it yet?” Derek snaps. “Because you guys told me not to touch it!” Stiles hisses and Derek lets out an incredlous noise. “And it hurts like a bitch, so, you know. Heal me up and be on your way already.” “Stiles, that’s not what we meant when we said don’t touch it. Clean that thing up— now.” “You’re kidding,” Stiles deadpans. “You have to be kidding me. You can’t just— you can’t just say don’t touch it if you mean touch it. In what world does that make sense or—” “Go!“