#author-rikimaru

Request from my friend @author-rikimaru, his OC Stahl Maedon, absolute mad lad, should be dead a long while ago, now has a cult and depression, relatable.

I have not touched my tablet for a good year.

Observe, Monok The Sandstrider. my DnD Lizard Tribal Warrior (Barbarian) Character.

Oh I remember you! Always wondered how you have been faring old friend.

Personally, I am content with life as it is, even if i really should be more productive.

I was tagged by @ticktocktimepiece​ ! C:

1. If you could travel the world with one fictional character, who would it be?

Eheh.... ;=//w//=

....Will Setter. I’m such garbage

2. How many OCs do you have, if any, and who is your favorite of them all?

Hoo boy that’s hard to recall. I used to have a bunch? I think my oldest OC is probably when I was into Sonic (yes I used to be Sonic trash - we all start somewhere). Oddly enough, I didn’t really make OCs when I was super into Warriors (the cat series), despite that being serious OC fuel now that I think about it. So I think... maybe 10? I have an eleventh and twelfth one in development =w= As for my favorite? Probably Polychaema - I’ve been trying to make a ‘melting dragon’ sort of creature for years, but even though he turned out to be a gecko instead, I still love his design >u<

3. Would you rather have a few close friends, or a lot of casual friends?

Oh, a few close friends, definitely. I am not a huge social butterfly. But when I do make a friend, they’re pretty much my friend forever. Unless you do something extreme, it’s very hard to get rid of me xD Sorry Arch, Baku, Fran, Clock, etc. - you’re stuck with me, muahahaha!

4. When told to study for tests, do you actually study?

Yes... but probably not as much as I should ;=w= I AM getting much better though! I’ve started forming study groups and I review material with my friends, and I ask questions to the professor, so I’m definitely improving. ^u^

5. Warm, cold, or room-temperature syrup when eating pancakes/waffles/french toast?

HOT. HOT SYRUP. Honestly I don’t understand how people can eat cold syrup on breakfast foods - my brother can, and it baffles me? Heated syrup soaks right into the pastry and makes it even more fluffy! And it’s an excuse to put on more syrup~ >u<

6. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

If we’re talking ‘annoying’ pet peeve as opposed to ‘depressing’ pet peeve, then definitely when people ignore me. It’s hard enough for me to feel comfortable enough with someone to even talk to them at all. So when I do speak, it’s usually because I feel a strong enough need to say something. If said person ignores me when I do say the thing, I get very irritated. Who wants to talk to people who don’t value your opinion?

7. What’s something you can’t live without?

...probably my computer.

I know it sounds pathetic, but I’m sorry - I value my friends online too much. You guys mean the world to me, and I can name several who have helped me through depressing phases and when I was in a bad place. I love you guys. <3

8. What’s your vision of a perfect world?

A world where people can grow up and be accepted for who they are and what they’re good at without question. A world where education is treated as a necessity and priced as one - not a luxury - and is not based on test scores, but on experience and drive to learn.

9. Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

Yes. As silly as that sounds, wouldn’t the world be more interesting with spirits and the existence of specters? c:

10. What would be the first thing you’d do in a zombie apocalypse?

Grab my dog and a car, and barricade myself in a Target. Did you know that department and retail stores like that are actually the ideal location to survive a zombie apocalypse? They have their own water filtering, air filter, and plumbing system, and are easily defensible! Also tons of food and objects with which to keep from going insane. I would also do whatever possible to keep contact with my friends out of the country. I will not lose them.

11. If you could have any one talent in the world instantly mastered, what would it be?

Hand-drawn animation. Because then I could translate over to digital animation, and I’d learn two skills in one fell swoop c:

I tag (but don’t require them to answer =w=) :

@thebeardedguys, @dragonydragon, @seriouslynotpaul, @author-rikimaru

My Questions:

1. Favorite food that isn’t a dessert?

2. What’s your favorite thing to decorate your bedroom wall with?

3. Are you better with very hot weather, or very cold weather (relative to your comfort zone)?

4. If you could visit one place on the planet free of cost or consequence, where would it be? Or would you rather visit somewhere off-planet?

5. Something that helps you recover from a poor experience?

6. What is your favorite traditional (non-video/digital) game?

7. Name your favorite OC that DOESN’T belong to you?

8. Name the first television show from your childhood that comes into your head - and I do mean the first xD. That might not necessarily be your favorite, but whichever one asserts itself in your head as the most memorable?

9. What is your favored article of clothing or accessory that you feel defines you / is a trademark of your look?

10. What do you like drawing the most? If you prefer writing, what sort of scene/interaction do you have the most fun writing?

Why was it such a bad idea to do again? Other than the death of many many innocent creatures.

I think i can remember why.

Inspired by a Pink Clown character that one of my friends has.

Soundtrack Cover Art created by Splashy(splashpaws.tumblr.com/) .

Soundtrack Created by Rikimaru Tsuki.

I only own the soundtrack, all rights to the art goes to the respective owner.

First, my buddy Riki’s Tiefling character landed- I shit you not- FOUR crit fail dice rolls in a roll. Two of which involved him hitting himself in the face, then throwing a javelin straight up, which impaled him in the top of the head. The next two were failed save rolls. He then got a high roll for a Religion check to see if an artifact was evil. According to the DM, he lost so much of his brain that there was room to see the light and find god. I got a crit-sneak move, so I went briefly invisible while sneaking past the half-spider monster lady, then shot her in the abdomen with arrows from under the inn bed.

In total, through the rest of the session including that moment, we had 12 crit-failed dice rolls. One of them was my friend Camn’s dragonborn, who attempted an ice breath attack, and both of the damage dice he rolled came up snake-eyes. He lightly dusted the horde with frost. Archer, the DM, could no longer handle it. She was dying of laughter. My Archeopteryx-based Dragonborn then proceeded to cleave two zombies to pieces with four crit-success 20 rolls and max damage.