Hey bro, I’m so sick and tired of being a little twink. Is there a way that I could become a huge dilf? I’m ok with any side effects. I’m also an Aussie and would love my accent to be deeper and sexier.
“Wake Up Mate!”
You looked over upon hearing these words, wincing as the blazing sun hit your eyes and raising your hand to try and block it out long enough to see who had spoken. Before you was a blond, ruggedly handsome man who looked to be wearing only speedos, sunglasses, and a cocky smirk. Just being near the man made you feel insecure, unable to stop yourself from comparing his tan muscles to your scrawny and ridiculously pale self, but you decided to put your insecurity to the side in order to make room for your confusion.
“I’m sorry, you talkin’ to me?” You asked, looking at the studly blond man curiously. The hunk suddenly scowled, his disdain for you eminent in his eyes, even with the stylish dark sunglasses on. “Piss off ya drongo, I’m not talking to you.” He said with a sneer that slowly turned into a smirk as he continued to speak “I’m talking to him. Is this what you want mate? Wanna let this pathetic gronk make the whole continent look bad? Time to wake up mate! Time to be a real Aussie bloke.” He said with a charming, arrogant grin
You stared at the man for a moment, confused? What was he going on about? His words were so toxic and odd, but they seemed to echo in your head as he spoke. You could feel the sun's rays on your skin, and see that the blazing light of the sun seemed to grow stronger and stronger as the words seemed to drown everything out. The light grew brighter and brighter, blinding you, as the echo became a scream.
Wake up Mate. Wake up Mate. Wake up Mate. WAKE UP MATE!
You felt yourself stumble back as the light that had filled your eyes and the words that had filled your mind suddenly disappeared, leaving your body even quicker than they had forced their way in. Although, your body didn’t feel like yours anymore. Your shirt was gone, as were your swim shorts, replaced by a speedo and what looked to be a good amount of pure aussie beef. You could see your reflection in the water nearby. You looked older… manlier. Like a proper bloke. You felt a cocky grin come across your face as your new mind kinked into gear and your old self dissipated. You swaggered over to the other man, the blond beach stud who had brought your inner aussie bloke out into the open.
“I’m awake mate!” You said, your far voice deeper and sexier than before “Now c’mon you absolute wombat, lets go find ourselves some shelias.”
The blond grinned back at you, patting you on the shoulder like a true brother as you two headed off to find some chicks. You knew that soon the whole beach would be filled with real aussie men like you and your friend. Soon, the entire world was going to wake up.
