the-defective-mortal & auspicae, ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ?
Lately, she's been really paranoid. Her footsteps echo eerily loudly and even the sound of a faraway voice can spook her if she's been without company for at least an hour or so -- occasionally, she claims to see shadows and insists that people have been following her around, which is the case even now. In fact, she's so positive that the person behind her is one of them, that she's just going to duck behind one of the strangers walking down the street and sigh rather loudly, "Could you like hide me for two seconds?" Though it seemed as if her hunch was wrong and the mysterious stalker, who looked no more dangerous than a simple businessman, continued down the street without a second glance in her direction. "Huh, and I could sworn he was following me -- oh well, thanks for letting me stand behind you, I guess?" Is there a proper way to thank someone for acting as a body shield?
