Chaz Thurman x reader general relationship headcanons 💙
wowie!! looks like a LOT of people r simping for this shark rn, so might aswell
TW: Biting, sexual themes
- He can be pretty clingy, but tends to play it off like he’s just being flirtatious
- Like, my man will be following you around the house out of boredom and then act like he’s just messing with you LMAO
- Love bites? Love bites.
- He hates to admit but he is down HORRENDOUS. Like his empty little brain will just look at you and be like “hnng,, booba,,,”
- Constant teasing and sexual jokes. This mfs brain isn’t just in the gutter, it’s in the SEWERS.
- You could literally just be eating chips and he’ll make a comment about eating YOU.
- Have fun paying for housing! This man is SO irresponsible with money. He could be severe debt that could have him killed and he’ll buy you something stupid.
- “Chaz? ..What is that?”
Him, holding a can of pickled dildos labeled ‘Dickles’: “Oh, just a little something for the sexiest bitch I’ve ever seen..” while giving you the look
- I feel like sometimes he just kind of absentmindedly sticks his tongue out slightly, like a snake.
- Expect to catch him staring at your ass at least twice a day. He is feral.
- I feel like if someone tried flirting with you he would either get SUPER handsy with you and start trying to woo you with dirty-talk, or just start beating the shit out of them. Depends on his mood.
All in all, he may be a whore, but he’s your whore 💗
