#aurora patrick

HADES MAKING ROOM FOR MORE OLYMPUS STUDENTS.

Has anyone ever thought about calculating the mortality rate of Olympus? I think it's a good math exercise for one of the Aether nerds.

If I'm not mistaken, Olympus loses over three students each school year. Last year there was Aurora Patrick (who then turned out to be Spencer Sommers), Charlie's sister (does anyone remember her name?), Kayla Sparks (who then returned from the death but I'm pretty sure she killed herself again), Naomi Sutton (my personal favorite) and the Mini-Clark (I think his first name was like Patrick or something). This year so far we've had that Liv girl who OD'ed and Stephen.

But I did say "so far". Guess who's about to join all those students in the Underworld? Tobias Crowe, and once he dies maybe his boyfriend Astro Laurent will steal Tayte's pills and kill himself to be reunited with his lover. But it turns out that Toby got diagnosed with the big C (don't ask me the exact name, I'm not Doctor House), and his chances to survive are way smaller that his chances to die.

You know who also has the big C? Emilia Holt, of course. Not recent news, I know. But since we're talking about it, I just wondered when she's gonna die. Maybe she's gonna go before Toby and that's why Mr. Cooper came back--to say goodbye, maybe? I can only assume so.

Liv, Stephen, Milla, Toby, Astro,... It seems like Olympus is gonna set a new record this year. I'm sure Hades is down there laughing at all of us. They say Karma's a bitch, but I think Hades is worse.

 THE MOST SUPPORTIVE FATHER EVER OMG! AWARD GOES TO JENNY'S DAD

Jenny Quinn's scout deliberation run had turn into an Olympus mini animal party, and who's the guy to blame? Surprisingly, it's not Quinn Shard, who brought Eva to watch Jenny run, it's actually Jenny's dad who was been there and so supportive....for her downfall, that is.

While her fellow demigods rooted for her, Daddy Joshy was busy insulting Jenny and her supporters. In addition to that, he made an effort to carry a duck tape and taped Aurora Patrick's mouth to shut her up. Way to go, Mr. Quinn, so mature of you. We really need another psychopath jerk like you in this world.

Even after Parker Marshall's fist crashed on his face, Joshua Quinn was unstoppable; he never ran out of insult, especially insults to her own daughter. I am even surprised that Stephen Kelly haven't punch him until his face turn into a blood pulp. We all know that this Ares boy never let an opportunity to fight slip through his finger. Was he worried that Jenny might get upset? Whatever it is, I think Chloe should start worrying.

Well, let's end this post with a positive note. Great job, Joshua Quinn for raising a stellar runner. She's truly your daughter; no wonder she is such a psycho frigid bitch.

Like mother, like daughter...

After almost dying because of some unknown disease, maybe some type of  of Sexually Transmitted Disease, who knows right?, Sabrina Sommers survived thanks to the unknown donor, but you know, Olympia knows it all, even the most sensitive files the doctors keep. 

You know how much I love you guys, and I thought you should know who's the unknown donor, it's actually none other than Slutty Sabri's sister, Aurora Patrick! Whoops, did I just said sister? Did I get that part wrong? Duh, of course not, I'm always right. 

After Aurora donated blood to save Sabrina, DNA test were taken and it was discovered that they have the same mother. Oh look at that, sleeping with two of the Big Three, huh? I will not be surprised if their mother had slept with Poseidon the Pussy Chaser too. Now we know why Sabrina is so slutty.

As for Aurora, word is, she was not please by this discovery. More family dramas!

Aurora Patrick got punched.

The Awkward & The Sarcastic.

No, it's not an alternative version of Disney's The Beauty & The Beast. It's Willrora.

It turns out that Will is not gay after all - poor Ajax - and now is dating Aurora.

I don't really see how this relationship is gonna work. Will seems seems sexually confused and I wouldn't be surprised if next week, he ditched Aurora and went back to Ajax or any other boy.

As for Aurora... I never really expected her to do better than Will. We all know how limited she is. After all, it's not any boy who can put up with her.

But I do wish them luck. Because they certainly will need it.

I’ve got nothing else to add here, Olympians.