Wᴇʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ I'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ 100 ʏᴇᴛ, ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛ I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜᴍᴘɪɴɢ ᴏғғ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀs ғᴀsᴛ. Sᴏ ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴊᴇʀᴋs, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ.
roadsidebonnie- BRUH YOU KICKSTARTED THIS ENTIRE BLOG. Tʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɢɪᴠᴇs ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ʙʀᴏᴡɴɪᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ʟɪsᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏʀᴋ's Kʏʟᴇ's ғɪʀsᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ. Yᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ Eᴘ 4 ᴏғ Sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 2 ɪs ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴏɴ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs ᴀᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀɢᴏ. Eᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴀᴅ ɴᴏᴡ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴜɴ ɪᴛ ᴘᴀssᴇs!
revupyerharley - Dᴜᴅᴇ, Hᴀʀʟᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ Kʏʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴛᴏᴘ sᴇᴛs ᴏғ ʙᴀʙᴇs ɴᴏᴡ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ! Hᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ! Tʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ғɪᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ! Yᴏᴜ, ʏᴇs ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ᴀs ʜᴇᴄᴋɪᴇ ᴍᴜɴ! Yᴏᴜ ʀᴜɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴏʙsᴄᴜʀᴇ ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʟᴀɴᴅs ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪsᴛ. Nᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ I ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ Hᴀʀʟᴇᴇɴ ᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, sᴏ ʏᴇ.
lorigrxmes - Hᴇʏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍᴜᴄʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ; Kʏʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Lᴏʀɪ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. Sᴏ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sʜɪᴘ ɢᴇᴛs ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴏɴ, I sᴡᴇᴀʀ I'ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘs ᴘᴀɢᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ. Bᴜᴛ ʜᴇʏ, ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ sᴏ ғᴀʀ, sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴs sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?
auntcassie & auntcasshamada - -ᴄʀɪᴇs- ᴍʏ ʙᴀʙɪᴇs. Tʜɪs ɪs ʙʏ ғᴀʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ sʜɪᴘs ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʙʟᴏɢ. Aɴʏ Cᴀss I ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ I ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ sʜɪᴘ Kʏʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇʏ ᴛᴡᴏ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ. Iᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ...ᴡᴏʀᴋs. Iᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs. I ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ɢᴏᴇs. I'ᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ ɪғ I sᴇᴇᴍ ɪɴᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ, sᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛᴡᴏ ʙɪʀᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ sᴛᴏɴᴇ.
mysticbacon - Yᴇᴇᴇᴇᴇ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ/ᴄᴏ-ʀᴜɪɴᴇʀ ᴏғ Mɪᴋᴇ's ʟɪғᴇ~! Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ. Wᴇ'ᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀs, ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsɪɴɢʟʏ, sᴏ I'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. Nᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs ᴏғ Fᴏxʏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ Bᴏɴɴɪᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟʟᴡᴀʏ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs ʜᴇʟʟᴀ ʀᴀᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ Iᴛ'ᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ʟɪᴋᴇ Rᴇʙs ᴡʜᴏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ ʜᴀɴᴅғᴜʟ ᴏғ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs ᴏʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀs, ʙᴜᴛ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsɪɴɢʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ! Bᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀɴᴅ I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴜɪɴ Mɪᴋᴇ's ᴀɴᴅ Jᴇʀᴇᴍʏ's ʟɪᴠᴇs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ.
cindytomyfriends - Oʜ ʙᴏʏ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ sʜɪᴘs -ᴛʜɪs sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴇɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ʟɪsᴛ, ɪsɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ?-. I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴘ, I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜɴ, I ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴏᴜᴛ, ʏᴇᴀʜ? Aʟʟ ɪs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʀᴀᴅ, Kʏʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Cɪɴᴅʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴀ. ᴄᴜᴛɪᴇs, ʙ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄ....ᴡᴇʟʟ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜsᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇ Sᴄᴜᴍʙᴀɢ Cʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ.
cerebrisiscarius - Oɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪs ʟɪsᴛ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ'ᴍ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴡɪᴍᴘ. I'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴏʀ/sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ, sɪᴍɪʟᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴅᴀʏs ᴏғ Hᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ Sʜᴀᴡɴ. Kʏʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴡʀᴇsᴛʟᴇ, Hᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ, ɢᴏ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ!
restxnpieces - Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ I ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ. I'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs, I ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ Exᴘᴇɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇs, sᴏ I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢʀᴀsᴘ ᴏғ Bᴀʀɴᴇʏ's ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. I'ᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ -ʏᴇs ʏᴏᴜ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜɴ- sᴇᴇᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ.
hxneylemon - Gᴏsʜ ᴅɪᴅᴅɪʟʏ I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ! Aʟᴀs, I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ BH6 ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴs. Hᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ Kʏʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏ sᴇᴍɪ-sʜɪᴘs ᴏғ I sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ sʜɪᴘ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ I sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ sᴏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ. Bᴜᴛ ʜᴇʏ I ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ sᴏ ғᴀʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴇɴᴛ, sᴏ I ʟᴏᴏᴋ ғᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ!
schxnste - Mʏ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ Sɴᴏᴡ! Jᴇsᴜs I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴘᴜsʜ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴘ ғᴀʀᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇx ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ. Iᴛ's sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ sᴜʙᴍɪssɪᴠᴇ, ʜᴀᴘᴘɪᴇʀ, ʟᴇss sᴍᴇʟʟʏ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ Bɪɢʙʏ, ᴍɪɴᴜs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀ. Bᴜᴛ ʟᴇᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ/ғʟɪɴɢ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ɴᴜᴅᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ sᴇssɪᴏɴ. Lᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sɪɴᴋ ɪɴ Sɴᴏᴡ-ᴍᴜɴ. Lᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴀ~!
mxybelle- Oʜ ʙᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴜᴍʙs. Kʏʟᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ Mᴀʏʙᴇʟʟᴇ, ᴏʀ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ʀᴜᴅᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ's ᴀʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. Mᴀʏʙᴇʟʟᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴘɪᴛᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ sᴀss sʜᴇ ɪs, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅsʜɪᴘ ᴏɴ ʙᴏᴛʜ sɪᴅᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴇɴᴄᴇ. As ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜɴ, I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ, ᴀʟʟ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs sᴍᴀʟʟ sɪᴅᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɪɴ TWDG ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛᴀʟᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇ.
supposedtobeamxmsoon - Oɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏ ᴀᴠᴀɪʟ. I'ᴠᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏ ᴅɪᴄᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Sᴏ, ɪᴛ's sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ sʜᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʙʜ, I'ᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ Cʟᴇᴍs.
halfandhalf-kaneki - Aɴᴅ ʟᴀsᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ, Jᴀɪ. Jᴀɪ ʜᴀs sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴍʏ FIRST ʙʟᴏɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ 2 ʏᴇᴀʀs. Sʜᴇ's sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ, ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴ ᴊᴇʀᴋs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ɢᴜsʜᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢs. Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴏʟᴅ ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs sʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴅᴇᴠᴏʟᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ, ʙᴜᴛ sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, sᴏ ʙʟᴇss ʜᴇʀ.
Oғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ I'ʟʟ ᴅᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘᴀɴᴅ ᴀs ᴍʏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ʀɪsᴇ. Rɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀᴛ 95, sᴏ I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴏɴ ʜɪᴛ 100. Sᴜʀᴇ, ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ 100-ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴇᴛ's ᴄᴀʟʟ ɪᴛ ᴀ ɴᴏᴛ-sᴏ-100-ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀ-ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ-ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. I ᴍᴀʏ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪs ᴇᴠᴇɴ! Sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏʟ' ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ I'ʟʟ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ʙʟᴏɢ. Mᴀʏ ᴍʏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ's ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴏsᴘᴇʀɪᴛʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀs.
