#auhron

me: -dies laughing at something that isnt supposed to funny-

aaron: youre going to hell first

me: my spot in hell is already saved its ok

aaron: if you had a heart attack in the next hour ill actually laugh

me: its ok my last words to you will be, see you there

pooja: who will i talk to when you guys go to hell?

ok so my last name is "Samander" and I used to get teased A TON with "salamander" when i was in grade school and after a while it kind of just stuck. so some people were calling me salamander all the time. then i got into gaming, especially call of duty and halo, where i got into clans and teams and shit but the name "Salamander" was too long. I had to pick another name, but i didn't want to so i just shortened it to be "Sala" and that was like really original because no one else had it. So then i got into tumblr and i wanted something made up with Sala in it and not just like hyphenating a word with it or something. I was thinking about suffixes and stuff, but after i started thinking about magicians and pokemon and "kazam" got in my head. i thought it sounded really cool so i like just rolled with it. 

i am such a nerd, but i got dem creative skills ;)